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Bubba
02-09-11, 07:55 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'














The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

ill get my coat

mowgli
02-09-11, 07:59 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ85VceHyn48Qgt_4XXMVY6nPb_fCoJ_ rGjd3hp_dJqZfythWNv

Southie
02-09-11, 08:01 PM
:tumble:

mowgli
02-09-11, 08:04 PM
sign & return

http://blog.timesunion.com/amanda/files/2010/10/not_funny_cert.jpg

Bubba
02-09-11, 08:09 PM
http://board.muse.mu/picture.php?albumid=745&pictureid=7276

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v497/Dark_Yoda/jozyg.jpg

Southie
02-09-11, 08:12 PM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8250/notfunny.jpg

Bubba
02-09-11, 08:12 PM
all right no need to make me feel any worse lol

Southie
02-09-11, 08:44 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln4y73QBM81qz5wtmo1_500.gif

Lewis.
03-09-11, 11:29 PM
http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/hay_lewis_68/1230758317470.png

pie
03-09-11, 11:36 PM
^^^^ lol

mowgli
03-09-11, 11:57 PM
the main reason that this joke fails for me is that

1. he is a frog, & thus has no need for money
2. its a bit tenuous that he could have been fathered by mick jagger
3. mick jagger is really rich, so his son would not really need money...
4. etc....

Bubba
04-09-11, 12:31 AM
you're the kind of person who picks faults with films aint you lol

wwmnw
04-09-11, 12:44 AM
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/big137428.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/MrOstrich.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/worst_thread_ever.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/669912236-1.gif

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/1290273201872.jpg

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/gurn.jpg

mowgli
04-09-11, 08:18 AM
you're the kind of person who picks faults with films aint you lol

i pick faults with anything that deserves it

Andy
04-09-11, 08:53 AM
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/gurn.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO lol lol lol lol lol

Mike
04-09-11, 09:02 AM
Frogs cant acutally talk tho?

pie
04-09-11, 09:53 AM
http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/991500/991718_1801_625x1000.jpg

turbojolt
04-09-11, 10:11 AM
I now have brain and eye cancer thank you very much!

wwmnw
04-09-11, 10:14 AM
I now have brain and eye cancer thank you very much!

Yey, now the rest of us will be safe from finger cancer having to reply to you :) xx

turbojolt
04-09-11, 10:31 AM
:-p