ive broken my ****...

[Alex J]

after going to woburn sands on sunday and failing from a double (mountain bike jump for those that dont know)12 feet onto the bottom of my back ive broken my coxes and damaged my **** so bad i cannot walk, or sit down and if it carrys on swelling i may have to go back for surgry to relive the pressure,and im now bed bound, spent over night in a+e, and have been of my face on morphine (thats good ****!!) to take the pain away, i would like to post pictures of said injury but its to graphic to post, didint even get a vist of one freind or even an offer of a lift down there or even text, the morel of the story is, when you get to my age, dont ride like you were 15 and fearless, and you know who your freinds really are:(

[Spudly]

Oooh man i proper feel for ya, sounds like you need to get some proper body armour for next time, might take a while though!

Morphine is awesome stuff aint it, not had any since i had my appendix out years ago though, think i need to go maim myself on the trails too lol

[Alex J]

Oooh man i proper feel for ya, sounds like you need to get some proper body armour for next time, might take a while though!

Morphine is awesome stuff aint it, not had any since i had my appendix out years ago though, think i need to go maim myself on the trails too lol

morphine was like a drug i herd about that makes you trip out (snigger), i was seeing crazy ****, and when it wore of they just filled me back up, you could feel it in running through my vains before it kicked in, i havent tried for a poo yet either:(

[pie]

gutting fella hope you get better soon :thumb:

Morphine is great i was on when i smashed my leg up

[Spudly]

I was coming out with complete randomness according to my rents when i was dosed up on morphine lol

[brainsnova]

They should use morphine on Jeremy Kyle save all those lie detector tests lol

[Spudly]

They should use morphine on Jeremy Kyle save all those lie detector tests lol



Sod that, they should use a lethal injection on them!

[Alex J]

mite sell my bike already, not sure if ill be going out now:(

[dj_wudgey]

ohh bad times mate i feel for you!! weve all smashed ourselfs up on those bikes though mate the amount off times ive been a and e after steatley quarry lol

[Edd]

Morphine is good stuff, when I had kidney stones I had a button to press when I needed some :d think I got confused between when I needed some and wanted some lol

[swedge]

i fell when i was out on the piss once, an icy kerb :( landed right on my tail bone

was off work for a week lol, couldnt even cough without being in pain lol

[Jack]

When I had my RPLND, I had the option of a morphene drip (with the on-demand button) or the epidural. I went with the latter, the guy in the bed next to me went with the morphene.

Think I took the right option - he was either off his trolley or waking up in extreme pain because he'd not pressed the button whilst asleep lol

Problem is the button thing is clever, if you press it too much it stops and won't give you any for a while as it thinks you've had too much

[Alex J]

i had the drip sunday night, and was all gone when i woke up!!

[LEWI007]

ive got a cast on my leg now broke my ankle last week and spent my birthday and 3 following days in hospital :cry:

[Alex J]

ive got a cast on my leg now broke my ankle last week and spent my birthday and 3 following days in hospital :cry:

have some hospital +rep

[LEWI007]

back atcha, broken bones crew lol

[pie]

try living with tha for 16months

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4806/127/31/1445917278/n1445917278_30203747_4647660.jpg
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4806/127/31/1445917278/n1445917278_30203750_1304246.jpg

and it still aint healed tidy :(

[John]

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bubba]

O_o wtf....

and dont sell your bike because of this :p

[Southie]

Those pictures will give me bloody nightmares now lol

Merris, ooooof that sounds painful and yes don't post pictures please lol

Get well soon though, your having a bit of shiity luck at the moment but at least you own a cracker of a SR ;)

[Spudly]

S**t the bed, i think pie wins this one lol

[Mieran]

don't ride a bike with a hard-on next time then lol