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scott.parker
31-07-11, 12:07 AM
That is how the global gathering sound to me from 2 miles away right now.
Bubba
31-07-11, 12:21 AM
:( oh how i wish i was there
TeddyThom
31-07-11, 12:45 AM
WTF you on about scott??
Southie
31-07-11, 12:47 AM
Get the glow sticks out and dance lol
Bubba
31-07-11, 01:15 AM
WTF you on about scott??

clicky (http://youtu.be/d6d3LK3TzIs)

not quite defqon ;) lol
Bubba
31-07-11, 01:15 AM
WTF you on about scott??

clicky (http://youtu.be/d6d3LK3TzIs)

not quite defqon ;) lol
Mike
31-07-11, 09:31 AM
WTF you on about scott??

Global Gathering is a musci festival. Basically a load of pill heads raving in a field.
mowgli
31-07-11, 09:46 AM
my niece is there.... she is being paid tons of cash to help man the posh toilets......

ok, for those who have never roughed it before.......there are actually people who can't bring themselves to have a slash up the back of a lorry, or a hedge or dare i say it, a standard blue chemikhazi, turdis or site toilet.......for gods sake, 2 generations ago, the british were doing it into a bucket in a shed at the bottom of the garden, then using the contents to grow vegetables with......
so, my niece gets paid to pamper the soft rich kids who pay £3 for a visit to the posh toilets, or a lot more for a shower........
Angus Closier
31-07-11, 10:48 AM
my niece is there.... she is being paid tons of cash to help man the posh toilets......

ok, for those who have never roughed it before.......there are actually people who can't bring themselves to have a slash up the back of a lorry, or a hedge or dare i say it, a standard blue chemikhazi, turdis or site toilet.......for gods sake, 2 generations ago, the british were doing it into a bucket in a shed at the bottom of the garden, then using the contents to grow vegetables with......
so, my niece gets paid to pamper the soft rich kids who pay £3 for a visit to the posh toilets, or a lot more for a shower........

Guess you havent been to a festival in a while then?
I would pay £3 to take a turd in a 'posh' loo anyday......glasto loos are so rank i felt the need to be sick rather than do the business, and im not normally affected by that......
Bubba
31-07-11, 11:03 AM
reminds me of the last weston wheels....the loos were nice on the fri...by sunday afternoon you couldnt sit on em...the was a small Everest poking out. lol was just wrong
pie
31-07-11, 12:02 PM
lol bubba
mowgli
31-07-11, 01:01 PM
i can create a festival really easily with a badly tuned radio, several people who i don't like & a bucket of poo to stand near, then i don't wash for a week....and save a fortune...

people..... its a bodily function that has been going on for millions of years....but there is a generation of people who have never thought of using a camping shovel to get sorted out.....
scott.parker
31-07-11, 01:06 PM
lol yeah when i was 7 at cubs we used to dig ditch/trenches to piss in, and a hole with a bucket over to **** in, just cover it back over with the bucket after you did your dump!
TBH i would rather **** in the hedges then use the toilets they would have to use, as it's lack of respect for others, only take one dick head to piss all over the toilet, or **** on th floor etc..
Angus Closier
31-07-11, 02:26 PM
Taking a poo or pee anywhere other than in the loos at glasto is a big no no......you get kicked out if caught.......i would happly pee in a bush but id rather just use a loo even if it costs 3 quid......needless to say i am not a massive festival goer anyway....
mowgli
31-07-11, 04:24 PM
Taking a poo or pee anywhere other than in the loos at glasto is a big no no......you get kicked out if caught.......i would happly pee in a bush but id rather just use a loo even if it costs 3 quid......needless to say i am not a massive festival goer anyway....

here's a simply observation that i have from decades of defacation.....
at my house, we expect our toilet to be clean when we go to it, and clean after we leave it... fair enough so far???

now whenever i attend a public toilet or go to a chemikhazi toilet, it is invariably disgustingly filthy....motorway services for example always have one pan that is overflowing with raw sewage because of some git blocking it......

when you visit a blue loo, you are meant to give the handle a good few pulls to wet the pan with the blue slush puppy style liquid before sitting down, and also afterwards.... when doing this, they remain clean for ages...

BUT.. there are never enough of these toilets to cope with the demand. a std site toilet is licenced for 10 people using it for one 5 day working week, thus maybe 200 wee's & 75 poo's. that will be reached in probably 2hrs at a festival. so it needs cleaning out 12 times a day which is a lot to ask of the staff, as it takes 5 mins with a good bloke on a pump wagon to do a good job. so to cope, you need a pump unit to every 2 dozen toilets.....

no wonder they are rank, and they charge big money for the posh ones..