View Full Version : How long
Jeff16v
19-07-11, 07:54 PM
No, not a thread about manly lenght, simply because it's my 8th wedding anniversary
Today, how long have you been with the current lady? or man for Stuart!
Me and my wife have been together 20 years!:eek:
It's just gone 10years for me last week
2 1/2 long years WITHOUT one :p
Nearly seven years for me.
2 1/2 long years WITHOUT one :p
lol lucky you
2 years in September.
Haven't got bored yet either lol
from 18 to the other week id only ever been in serious relationships (2different ones but i left 1st mrs damper thursday and met pogo on the friday lol) id had time apart from each missus, normally thurs-mon lol
last week i was dumped twice, in the space of 5days, by the same bird !!
last week i was dumped twice, in the space of 5days, by the same bird !!
Get her back... then dump her the next day. lol
Ive pretty much been single all my life, only had a few decent relationships and not one of them has been longer than a year, sucks to be me eh:cry:
Get her back... then dump her the next day. lol
i said that to her sunday when i saw her, she busted my 100% dumping success rate aswell the northen bitch !!
Southie
19-07-11, 08:32 PM
5 years on October the 22nd when we get married :)
Southie
19-07-11, 08:34 PM
Ive pretty much been single all my life, only had a few decent relationships and not one of them has been longer than a year, sucks to be me eh:cry:
Save your money, you've plenty of time lol
Money, what money, thats something else ive never had lol
Southie
19-07-11, 08:38 PM
Stop peeing it up the wall then, actually don't and enjoy the single life lol
Ive pretty much been single all my life, only had a few decent relationships and not one of them has been longer than a year, sucks to be me eh:cry:
at least you dont have to cuddle after 'sexual relations'
at least you dont have to cuddle after 'sexual relations'
Hahahaha, unlucky, not only do you have to take it, you have to cuddle him afterwards, thats just wrong lol
Hahahaha, unlucky, not only do you have to take it, you have to cuddle him afterwards, thats just wrong lol
dont be silly, we're both men so we shake hands, have a cuppa and go home
dont be silly, we're both men so we shake hands, have a cuppa and go home
Fukking h'actual LOL hahahahahaha lol
14 years, suppose we should get engaged or sumfin.....
Ive pretty much been single all my life, only had a few decent relationships and not one of them has been longer than a year, sucks to be me eh:cry:
pretty much the same...except one didnt end decently and she took me for pretty much everything i owned.
turbojolt
19-07-11, 09:11 PM
not married but coming on 4 years soon
2 years september and im pretty dammed bored. lol and whats all this cuddling afterwards?? eugh.
Ive pretty much been single all my life, only had a few decent relationships and not one of them has been longer than a year, sucks to be me eh:cry:
My longest so far is a year-ish too lol I cant remember how long I've been single now but it must be about 2 years lol got a lass interested in me now though, came as quite a surprise lol
Lol at some of the replies in here-6weeks+ without any kind of female contact and i would have pay for it,for sure.lol
mk1nova_rich
19-07-11, 09:40 PM
I'm just getting into trouble at the minute :wtf: lol went on my neighbours Stag Do in Blackpool 4 weeks ago and pulled a milf from Skelmersdale, then at his wedding on Saturday ended up pulling a bird and sneaking her back to my parents lol
I'm just getting into trouble at the minute :wtf: lol went on my neighbours Stag Do in Blackpool 4 weeks ago and pulled a milf from Skelmersdale, then at his wedding on Saturday ended up pulling a bird and sneaking her back to my parents lol
+rep,that aint trouble thats absolutely fine.Enjoy it while you can mate lol
I miss times like that sometimes lol
as andy says, thats not trouble - thats life !! but skem ? hope you kept the door shut and your socks on !!
Lol at some of the replies in here-6weeks+ without any kind of female contact and i would have pay for it,for sure.lol
See my other reply about not having money lol
mk1nova_rich
19-07-11, 09:51 PM
lol lol it was my first ever Stag Do and loved every minute of it! Made a night of it, got kicked out of a club for getting a blowjob in the corner...nearly set about someone who was watching me banging her on seafront then went back to hers for night. Set off back to our B&B at ten to 9 and walked straight in to breakfast lol
Danny s-p
19-07-11, 09:52 PM
7 months on the 26th
Lol at some of the replies in here-6weeks+ without any kind of female contact and i would have pay for it,for sure.lol
turn it to months and then you get a rough idea lol
keeping on my ex's good side means i dont have to pay lol
keeping on my ex's good side means i dont have to pay lol
Always good to keep contacts
im going round tomorrow night to 'see my kittehs' lol
together 23 years, married 16.
7 months on the 26th
And that's just how old she looks lol
Nearly five years, just bought a house together and I'm thinking of popping the question :eek: lol
Nearly five years, just bought a house together and I'm thinking of popping the question :eek: lol
Awww :d
Just over a year :)
Long enough for her to learn not to adjust the mirrors or mess with the stereo in my car but its perfectly fine for me to do it to hers.
Long enough for her to learn not to adjust the mirrors or mess with the stereo in my car but its perfectly fine for me to do it to hers.
Flol that must be a woman thing, i can get in any car a man has drove and dont need to adjust anything but sit in my mums and its like programming a nuclear war before i can even move off the drive
dont be silly, we're both men so we shake hands, have a cuppa and go home
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol i find this very funny lol
why do women adjust the mirrors??, they never use them
and how else do they put there make-up on !!
(in the case of some girls i know, not well enough)
Flol that must be a woman thing
Definetly!
I did have fun teaching her how to do burnouts, J turns & generally drive like a cockend though. That, was a good day.
j turns should be on the driving test, along with 4 wheel drifting & handbrake turns......
Pumas do that alright, they tank slap pretty good aswell :S
Danny s-p
19-07-11, 11:28 PM
And that's just how old she looks lol
you are ****ing cock block i really do hate you at times
you are ****ing cock block i really do hate you at times
0_o look up what a cock block is lol
Danny s-p
19-07-11, 11:36 PM
0_o look up what a cock block is lol
To cockblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse) with a third party
yep that you walking in on your mam all the time
i heard it was more 'falling out the wardrobe' than walking in ??
Danny s-p
19-07-11, 11:42 PM
draper rep given
i heard it was more 'falling out the wardrobe' than walking in ??
Camera in one hand cock in the other ;) lol
Danny s-p
19-07-11, 11:50 PM
Camera in one hand cock in the other ;) lol
pic's or it a lie and don't say your camera wasn't there we have evidence ^^^^^
it will be 9 years in september for me , married for 1
Got together with Donna over 10 years ago, got scared it was moving to fast so had a couple years break then got back together a few years back.
w_wall_2001
22-07-11, 08:36 AM
2 years last month and i know still not that that long but still happy as day i met her
MK1_Ben
22-07-11, 09:30 AM
I feel so young, some of you have been with your spouses almost since I was born!
I feel so young, some of you have been with your spouses almost since I was born!
Snap lol I was roughly 1 years old when Jeff got with his missus.
Jeff16v
22-07-11, 10:13 AM
Snap lol I was roughly 1 years old when Jeff got with his missus.
Thats making me feel well old.LOL, just imagine, 20 years on the same person!
Thats making me feel well old.LOL, just imagine, 20 years on the same person!
I can't. 20 years with Burgo means my little boy will be 19 :eek::eek: That's just too scary lol
8 years in December. Was engaged, split up for about 8 months, got back together about 3 years ago. The ring is still in my bed side draw lol
8 years in december. Was engaged, split up for about 8 months, got back together about 3 years ago. The ring is still in my bed side draw lol
keep it there for as long as you can....
ryansnova
22-07-11, 01:05 PM
im with mk1_ben on this one most off you have had the one lass all of my life lol
the longest i have been with a girl is 8 months will he'r big sis came along ;)
the longest i have been with a girl is 8 months will he'r big sis came along ;)
I'm probably just being thick, but....huh?! lol
If that means what I think it means, ryan gets uber rep. lol
If that means what I think it means, ryan gets uber rep. lol
I'll take a stab at he meant "till her big sister came along"? lol
ryansnova
22-07-11, 04:38 PM
If that means what I think it means, ryan gets uber rep. lol
well i was going with "nicola" to start with and she let me meet her bigger sister then i get a text from a girl "kelly" (that was nicolas sister) telling me that nicola wanted me over at her house and she was texting because her sister has no text's so i want over and "nicola" was not even in and one thing lead to anther her we sister walked in on us (talking) ;)
Southie
22-07-11, 05:09 PM
Ryan, I thought you were only 15 so you were dating for 8 months at say 14, your mad lol
Danny s-p
23-07-11, 01:59 AM
If that means what I think it means, ryan gets uber rep. lol
well i was going with "nicola" to start with and she let me meet her bigger sister then i get a text from a girl "kelly" (that was nicolas sister) telling me that nicola wanted me over at her house and she was texting because her sister has no text's so i want over and "nicola" was not even in and one thing lead to anther her we sister walked in on us (talking) ;)
rep given
Gaz1300SR
23-07-11, 07:08 AM
Ryan, I thought you were only 15 so you were dating for 8 months at say 14, your mad lol
I'm glad I read this comment before I said something about smashing both their back doors in!
I've been with my missus about 2 1/2 years, engaged for 1 and 1/2 and got a 9 month old son, things move fast when you know it's right. Was with ex for 9 years and not even engaged.
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