Well done Tom

[Nova00]

:thumb:

[ryansnova]

?lol

[brownbear]

Me??

[mowgli]

whats going on??? are we ordering steaks??

[Nova00]

all Toms can take credit but the Tom I had in mind has no connection with PNG ..............to my knowledge

[Andy]

the Tom I had in mind has no connection with PNG ..............to my knowledge
So what is the point of this garbage then?!!!!!!

[Tanya.]

Going by my newsfeed on the book of face. The apprentice Tom that won?

[Alex J]

So what is the point of this garbage then?!!!!!!and i thought my posts were ****lol

[mowgli]

Going by my newsfeed on the book of face. The apprentice Tom that won?

to be honest, if it is the apprentice, this years prize is not great.... it only appears to show that he was the least stupid of them all... the business plans were ridiculous, and he was the only one who had actually invented anything, the rest were just almighty bull sh!tters....

[Nova00]

Going by my newsfeed on the book of face. The apprentice Tom that won?

correct

[Jack]

the rest were just almighty bull sh!tters....
So surely they've all got great careers in business management ahead of them then? lol

[Andy]

So surely they've all got great careers in business management ahead of them then? lol
They would be better off on the council,or the government.Now they are collossal bullsh1tters..............

[mowgli]

but what about the bird who came second??? she was from the bakery business, and excelled in catering challenges, so she did a business plan based on having somebody organising your personal life......a cross between a mum & an errand boy..... then at the last moment tried to put in a business plan for a bakery....

and as for the oirish liar who just spoke cliche & blarney... when the stern woman asked him to describe himself without cliche, he replied, 'oi am exactly what it says on the tin' i spat tea out at that....

then the chinese girl who was like the italian general in Allo Allo, and kept backing the winning side in the argument....but was basing her business plan on one weekend spent on a market stall with no accounts or tax paid, by her logic, i should be selling full time at the local carboot sale cos i once made £600 there...

[Nova00]

all the more reason to agree that Tom was the right choice and I hope he makes the most of the luck that has come his way (dont we all need it)

as for Bxxxshxxxers there are plenty around but I put him more in the dreamer category and there are even more of those especially on PNG .....................see projects
Jim was another matter - how could anyone work with him ?

[steviegsi]

Does this Tom fellow own a nova?

[John]

all the more reason to agree that Tom was the right choice and I hope he makes the most of the luck that has come his way (dont we all need it)

as for Bxxxshxxxers there are plenty around but I put him more in the dreamer category and there are even more of those especially on PNG .....................see projects
Jim was another matter - how could anyone work with him ?

lol lol i have to agree that tom was the right choice for winnar. Jim, now he was a first class bull$hitter!

[mowgli]

Does this Tom fellow own a nova?

apparently not...

[Jack]

Something I don't quite get about the apprentice...

Isn't Alan doing this with an aim to hiring a new apprentice, PA or whatever? If thats the case, why does he keep having to run the whole process and thus get new apprentices (aside from the obvious its a TV show which makes him $$$$)?

Either he's hiring complete bellends, which he only realises after hiring them; OR he's a complete tuesday to work for which the apprentices only realise after being hired and then leave, thus forcing him to run the whole process again. Both situations leave him as being a bit of a cnut lol

[mowgli]

the whole show is a setup. the offices are rented specially... the timelines don't add up either. 'lord' sugar has a massive ego & this show helps feed it.. as for the numpties.... well, all decent candidates will have been earning more money elsewhere....this time its a partnership, so apart from him putting up £250k, which is probably less than his fee for the series.....he doesn't have to actually employ the muppet...but i bet there is a handy bbc spinoff fly on the wall documentary & book already sorted out....

[steviegsi]

apparently not...

Perhaps he'll be able to afford one once the dollars start rolling in then lol.

[steviegsi]

apparently not...

Perhaps he'll be able to afford one once the dollars start rolling in then lol.

[brainsnova]

He might invent a formula that stops nova's rusting lol

[ryansnova]

right im lost WTF is this thead about ?lol lol

it started with something about tom and now its something about a formula for stoping nova's stoping rusting ?lol

[steviegsi]

He might invent a formula that stops nova's rusting lol

If its made by 'amstrad' I seriously doubt it will work lol

[mowgli]

We had an AMSTRAD TOWER... the only reason we thought it was any good was because we'd had an old Bush phonogram before it. when it broke, we dismantled the tower to find it was 95% fresh air..

[John]

Tom won the apprentice on bbc1 last night. ;)

[bazil]

Em don't amstrad make the sky box's?

And as for an earlier comment about dreamers on png........check projects, I'm shocked !

I mean I have never seen an over ambitious project fail yet lol





( honest I don't have a project thread lol )

[steviegsi]

All the dreamers dreams are slowly but surely coming together from what I've seen to be fair.

[Southie]

Mr Sugar got one thing right though.

a waste of my life

[ryansnova]

are yous talking about tom on here lol

"brownbear"??

[Southie]

are yous talking about tom on here lol

"brownbear"??
You really are failing today Ryan :roll:


Tom won the apprentice on bbc1 last night. ;)

[Spudly]

Nah this thread is fail lol

[steviegsi]

Surely it's obvious by the thread title what this threads about?:wtf:

[ryansnova]

i dont understand who the fook is tom ??

i dont fail mr southie i just dont get this thread lol

[Spudly]

Surely it's obvious by the thread title what this threads about?:wtf:



Yep, someone called Tom, who most of us have never seen/met/heard of, has done well:roll:

[Andy]

Wow fukkin wow.
What a waste of bandwidth

[mk1nova_rich]

Meant **** all to me either...can't abide that prick 'Lord' Bellend ****ing Sugar

[Bubba]

i like cake

[mk1nova_rich]

i like cake

...and tea

[bazil]

Hmmmmmm tunnocks tea cakes..........

[brainsnova]

If I was there I would try and say gay lord

[mk1nova_rich]

Hmmmmmm tunnocks tea cakes..........

Caramel Wafers are best :d

[John]

i dont understand who the fook is tom ??

i dont fail mr southie i just dont get this thread lol

I explained who Tom was, southie then pointed it out AGAIN, and you still don't understand? you should have stayed on at school! lol

[Nova00]

in the words of Sugar ............ "you are fired"

[John]

in the words of Sugar ............ "you are fired"

Flol

[ryansnova]

I explained who Tom was, southie then pointed it out AGAIN, and you still don't understand? you should have stayed on at school! lol

but thats not for you to say....

[Southie]

but thats not for you to say....

I'll say it then, you should have stayed at school lol
It's bloody obvious by now Ryan that this is to do with the apprentice lad lol

[John]

but thats not for you to say....

Think you'll find i just did. ;)

[John]

Tom who?

[ryansnova]

cheeky b&sterds lol