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I was looking for insurance quotes and of course they want to know the inns and outs of you and alwasy give you a limited choice of occupations to select from. Well i was on tiger and i found some of the strangest job title .
First one i found was chicken chaser! and then i found an even more rude one!!!!!! Chicken sexer!!!!!!!! WTF well i never, what type of job is that!
stevenf
14-06-11, 08:51 AM
Chick sexing is the method of distinguishing the sex of chicken and other hatchlings, usually by a trained person called a chick sexer or chicken sexer.[1] Chicken sexing is practiced mostly by large commercial hatcheries, who have two different feeding programmes, one for the females (or hens) who are destined to lay eggs for commercial sale, and the others for the males (or cocks), most of which will be culled within days of hatching because they are irrelevant to egg production. A limited number may be kept and fattened for their meat. The chicken sexer puts the chicken hatchlings on the appropriate track early, enabling those chickens to receive optimal nourishment for their likely commercial role from an early age.
No way! lol still wouldnt want the title lol. Did you get that of wikkipedia?
novacabrio
14-06-11, 09:11 AM
A friend of mine is a "relief manager"! She has been the victim of several jokes in the pub!
stevenf
14-06-11, 09:22 AM
Yeah it was off wikipedia lol you caught me out when I was trying to look intelligent
So actually it's normally hatchlings, so surely the title should be "chick sexer"? :cool: lol
its also a highly specialised job & almost a closed shop run by (i can't remember if its chinese or koreans)
back in the 70's hinckley (my home town) was basically the world centre for underwear manufacture...the local paper used to regularly have jobs listed for
1. cup-seamers
2. gusseters
3. takatori operators
4. Y front operators (i met someone who did that job, and it paid really well)
then Earl shilton, just up the road was a shoe town and you'd see ads for
5. skivers
On the rota at my old job, someone had the title of 'Floater'. Great, just what I've always aspired to be!!
On the rota at my old job, someone had the title of 'Floater'. Great, just what I've always aspired to be!!
Maximum confidence boost for that one lol
We have crap titles at work
DES LogNECProg-PPMD-SMFLEET4A5A. lol
We have crap titles at work
DES LogNECProg-PPMD-SMFLEET4A5A. lol
Are you a robot? lol
We have crap titles at work
DES LogNECProg-PPMD-SMFLEET4A5A. lol
Thats IT speak for "sits on ar*e all day doing nothing" :-)
I hasten to add thats not MY particular post title so neeerrrr :p
Jim Mcrae
18-06-11, 08:40 AM
I'm in Australia at the moment, and I am a chicken chaser. The only reason i'm on here and not on the beach or in the pub is im miles from anywhere the job does exist though lol
I'm in Australia at the moment, and I am a chicken chaser. The only reason i'm on here and not on the beach or in the pub is im miles from anywhere the job does exist though lol
Do you chase Chickens then ? I wanna go Australia! :d but i want the beach :)
turbojolt
18-06-11, 05:50 PM
lmao subway call there people sandwich artists lol
Yeah but according to the advert, the guy who "only does the bread" also does the salad. Tut innacurate advertising :mad:
Salad is a pointless filling to a subway, Fill it with meat!! Salami, Pepperoni, bacon, cheese all warmed up. :)
You heard it here first. Amanda likes it filled with meat.
lol lol lol lol
One of my pub mates is a New Zealander and he used to be a sheep de-fleecing technician lol
You heard it here first. Amanda likes it filled with meat.
lol lol lol lol
your so rude twisting my innosence! :eek:
turbojolt
19-06-11, 09:37 PM
Well mine is a smart energy expert, I change gas and electricity meters and have forgotten the energy saving part as no one seems to give a **** about saving money let alown the world (yawn)lol
One of my pub mates is a New Zealander and he used to be a sheep de-fleecing technician lol
thats very technical
/\ as in a shearer???
Yeah. He liked to make his job sound more exciting than it actually was. :)
if you are a kiwi, turning a sheep over & removing its coat is pretty exciting.....
Decorative Coating Application Engineer. Ergo, a decorator lol lol
Decorative Coating Application Engineer. Ergo, a decorator lol lol
I'm almost offended that painting gets an engineering title, everyones a sodding engineer nowadays lol
I have a boring title... shoe fitter lol
I'm almost offended that painting gets an engineering title, everyones a sodding engineer nowadays lol
i thought they were a manager or consultant.... or is that just call centre staff?
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