Global warming - nailed...

[Prey]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=64799

This is not a windup - read the rest of the forum...

Absolutely crazy as a sackful of rabid squirrels in a concrete mixer.

[MK999]

I do like the "earth is not flat, as we know" line, and one of them is a pilot? Does he just think his eyes are wonky when he sees the horizon disappearing in the distance? lol

[db_1.2]

Im so joining. Loadsa fit bitches on there! And there all virgins!!!

[Benn]

WTF?


and get yourself a Jesus enema©

Best quote ever tho.

[db_1.2]

LMFAO! Gay anal sex (G.A.S) depletes the O zone!

Im giving you +rep for finding this site prey.

Also, heres the link http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=53679

[Keif]

If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
In fairness, he does have a point! :thumb:

[pete17]

lol lol If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS

we are all doooooomed!!!!lol lol lol lol lol

[Prey]

it gets better:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

people like this really should be prevented from breeding

[Bubba]

O_O i really want to slap them....

[mowgli]

for a minute i thought it was a landrover forum.....

[pete17]

for a minute i thought it was a landrover forum.....

lol lol lol

[Bubba]

this flat earth thread is highly entertaining :p

[Rich]

And Gosh, we certainly don't go around walking nor dancing on ceilings like that negroe man Lionel Richie sings about.


I just tried experiment #1 by jumping as high as I could, and I didn't move an inch!
Isaiah 11:11-12 (http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/Isaiah%2011.11-12)
12And he shall set up an ensign for the nations, and shall assemble the outcasts of Israel, and gather together the dispersed of Judah from the four corners of the earth.

^ I didn't know Spheres had corners! Silly scientists, maybe they should re-learn their shapes.

You stupid bunch of c***s! lol im so signing up


Welcome to our forum, Jessica.

I'm surprised, but glad, to hear that there is a good Bible-believing Baptist church in Detroit. It's great that you are able to keep out of trouble in such a dark city. The LORD must be watching over you.

Tell us about yourself, Jessica. Is anyone courting you yet? What kind of pies do you make, and in such an "urban" city, how do you keep your pies from being stolen off your window sill?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

From the same thread as above, im actually crying with laughter now


Brother Helge- I am 16, and I love Jesus very much!! The first time I actually felt filled by him, was one night as I was saying my prayers when I was 9. I was on my knees (as usual when I pray) when I felt this sudden warmness fill my entire body. It was the best feeling I have ever felt! I simply cannot describe how it felt. All I knew what that the Lord had graced me with his touch. Ever since then I have fully given myself over to the Lord.

[Hayley]

This cant be real! I mean, people really cant be that stupid!!!!???? I cant even bring myself to read all of the thread coz its made me sooo angry. :mad::mad::mad::roll:lol

[Nova_Tek]

:wtf: Dunno whether to believe this trollop as real or a joke.

[MK999]

On her knees and filled by the lords warmth, and I thought they were all virgins on there.

[Nova_Tek]

How can playing video games and listening to Celine Dion mean you're going to hell but implying that they've had anal fun is ok?

lol

[Rich]

On her knees and filled by the lords warmth, and I thought they were all virgins on there.

At 9 years old too!

[Bubba]

Yes. If the sun were a nuclear reaction, it would have to be further away. Since it is made from coal, 500 miles is about right.


must.....troll......site.....lol lol lol lol

[Jack]

Im so joining. Loadsa fit bitches on there! And there all virgins!!!
Pics or GTFO

[Nova_Tek]

^ Agreed

[88ESR]

this flat earth thread is highly entertaining :p

Hang on...

You mean the Earth isn't flat??? :eek:

[Mieran]

it gets better:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427

people like this really should be prevented from breeding

3) Get High!

I thought he meant smoke some weed then I read the text below lol

[Bubba]

3) Get High!

I thought he meant smoke some weed then I read the text below lol


you wern't the only one...i've had a few reads of some of the threads and i find them all ****ing disturbing...heres a few

linky1 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45738)

linky2 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50148) lol lol lol

link3 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=398424&postcount=15) this is disturbing...

[88ESR]

I wish Mad Rick from a few houses away had still been around..

This would have been right up his street..

Would have loved this...lol

[Mieran]

FLOL at pedobear lollollollol

[MK999]

link3 (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=398424&postcount=15) this is disturbing...

FLOL, some of these people are seriously clueless lol

[db_1.2]

Pics or GTFO

Don't be so lazy. I would show you a few, but I'm on the fail-paid, laptops packed away. But seriously, there's a tastey spanish piece on there.

[Bubba]

the 3rd link is just wrong...

[MK999]

Ok that 2nd one just has too many 'jokes' in, the entire forum is a pisstake, surely?!

[Mieran]

You're doing the right thing by telling us about your sinful perversions. Please give us the details. Photos a plus. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif

This guy knows what hes doing lol

[Hayley]

Please tell me this is fake. If not, this site needs reporting to the Police out there or something. its blatent abuse of kids by dirty old men surely.!

still angry. lol

[Hobbit]

I'm sorry but I call bull **** on the whole site, it has got to be a wind up.

[Mieran]

NEVER underestimate how thick Americans are :thumb:

[Hobbit]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

I know wiki isn't the best place for facts but...

[db_1.2]

I don't think it's a wind up. When you register, you have to agree to that sort of stuff. I read it myself, i think it's pretty serious stuff. That's why I havnt posted anything stupid. You know what Americans are like, they'll probably cry, then shout, fire their guns in the air and then sue me!

[MK999]

I don't think it's a wind up. When you register, you have to agree to that sort of stuff. I read it myself, i think it's pretty serious stuff. That's why I havnt posted anything stupid. You know what Americans are like, they'll probably cry, then shout, fire their guns in the air and then sue me!

If the site is a wind up then the registration would be a wind up too.

[Hobbit]

as in the wiki link, fake site based on a fake church in a fake town created by some bloke called Chris Harper.

[db_1.2]

It's a pretty serious wind up, they even have ranks....

Edit - yeh, the religion etc may be fictional. But people still follow fictional stuff, and take it very seriously.

[Bubba]

im still confused about the whole thing

[Prey]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

I know wiki isn't the best place for facts but...

thank fcuk for that - some of the stuff on there is downright disturbing if it was true

[Rich]

so are the people on there ^ lol

[TeddyThom]

Erm guys, I do hope you realise this isn't a real religion forum, I've been winding these feckers up for years, they are a board of trolls etc, nothing more...

[Bubba]

well...im banned haha

[nova_saloon]

that actually made me really angry!

[wwmnw]

F*cking LOL at people getting angry, that forum is a troll forum, complete troll forum.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church


Edit: I hit post before reading the full thread.