giggler
26-06-03, 01:25 PM
A beautiful, well endowed young lady goes to her local pet store. As she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:
'Oral Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions)'.
The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one please" The
man packaged the frog and says, "Make sure you follow the instructions
carefully". The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the
instructions and reads them: 1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a sexy short nightie.
4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down 'there'.
She quickly takes her shower, selects her sexiest negligee, splashes on her favourite perfume, gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and - to her surprise - nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and upset.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, it
says in small print: 'If you have any problems or questions, please call
the pet store'.
So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over". Within fifteen minutes, the man is
ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "I've done
everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits
there". The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says:
"Now listen to me! - I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
time!!!!!"
:lol:
looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:
'Oral Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions)'.
The girl looks around excitedly to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one please" The
man packaged the frog and says, "Make sure you follow the instructions
carefully". The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the
instructions and reads them: 1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a sexy short nightie.
4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down 'there'.
She quickly takes her shower, selects her sexiest negligee, splashes on her favourite perfume, gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and - to her surprise - nothing happens. The girl is totally frustrated and upset.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper, it
says in small print: 'If you have any problems or questions, please call
the pet store'.
So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over". Within fifteen minutes, the man is
ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "I've done
everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits
there". The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly
into its eyes and sternly says:
"Now listen to me! - I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
time!!!!!"
:lol: