Are you insured for sex?.........

[Hoochie]

Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having...
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes.

Sex with your wife.....Legal & General

Sex on the telephone.....Direct Line

Sex with your partner.....Standard life

Sex with someone different.....Go Compare

Sex with a fat bird.....More Than

Sex on the back seat of a car.....Sheilas Wheels

Sex with a posh bird.....Privileged

Sex with a transvestite.....Confused.Com

[mk1nova_rich]

Best give More Than a ring...

[Lewis.]

lmao lol

and have some green Rich

[bazil]

Sex on a plane - Sky insurance

sex with prostitute - money supermarket ( pays to shop for best deals )

[Dervy]

much lol

[bazil]

Sex at sea - Admiral

Sex in a hurry - kwick fit

Sex abroad - Gladiator ( Italy only )

[Nova_Tek]

lol lol

[windfreek]

i think weve forgotten about single use cover?

Sex for beginners - Virgin
Sex with a hooker - Swift Cover
Sex for Bi-sexuals - Uswitch

[bazil]

I've heard Flux are good for those with " aftermarket enhancements "

[NOVA saloon]

Lol lol