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brownbear
07-05-11, 12:11 AM
"Can I have 12 Nuggets please"
Long pause....
"We only do 6 9 and 20"
"Ok I'll have two portions of 6 then"
WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE???
lulz
I prefer KFC
[Wayne Campbell] I ink eakers oken[/Wayne Campbell]
Did you check how much 20 cost before you paid an overinflated price for 2 lots of 6?
I can just imagine this mcdonalds staff you're insulting laughing as you walk out with 12 nuggets for more than 20 would cost you lol
I went to a pub with jack in Yeovil. I asked for a pint of orange juice and lemonade.
'Cant do a pint of that'
'Can you do halves?'
'Yes'
Can I have two halves and an empty pint glass then?'
'Sure'
I literally decanted them in front of his gormless face. what a plick.
Pillock or prick? lol I agree though.
Pillock or prick? lol I agree though.
A Flucking Plick.
i think what you should really be asking yourself is why you didnt go for the 20 nugget challenge??
*******s never gave me a straw at the drive thru today :mad:
on a side note, anyone won anything good on the monoploy game they're doing just now?lol got a big mac, mcflurry, hot drink n a couple small chips so far lol and a tenner off littlewoods. yes i eat far too much mcdonalds lol
A Flucking Plick.
So taking into account your unfortunate type impediment, he's a pick? lol
brownbear
07-05-11, 12:25 AM
i think what you should really be asking yourself is why you didnt go for the 20 nugget challenge??
*******s never gave me a straw at the drive thru today :mad:
on a side note, anyone won anything good on the monoploy game they're doing just now?lol got a big mac, mcflurry, hot drink n a couple small chips so far lol and a tenner off littlewoods. yes i eat far too much mcdonalds lol
So everything they say about the scottish and fried food is.......... lol lol lol
what a plick.
Fly lice, eess, fry, rice, you plicklol
I want a mcmuffinin now :(
spud? Leathol weapon 4 per chance?
It's funny you should say this Brownbear, we had exactly the same thing happen Sunday.
spud? Leathol weapon 4 per chance?
Ten points good sir:thumb:
"Nugget, Nugget, Nugget! Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!"
NovaLad
07-05-11, 10:53 AM
McDonalds is disgusting!
I went to a pub with jack in weymouth. I asked for a pint of orange juice and lemonade.
'Cant do a pint of that'
'Can you do halves?'
'Yes'
Can I have two halves and an empty pint glass then?'
'Sure'
I literally decanted them in front of his gormless face. what a plick.
:p
Deanosri
07-05-11, 05:40 PM
Burger King ftw!
jack, apart from you & lee, who cares where it was, i bet there were a goat & a tractor parked outside the pub....
jack, apart from you & lee, who cares where it was, i bet there were a goat & a tractor parked outside the pub....
I'll have you know, Weymouth is a properly good place! And such slander is punishable by negative reputation!
jakeufton
07-05-11, 10:06 PM
just to comment i work part time at mcdonalds to fund my uni degree and 2 set of 6 nuggets (12) is £4.98 and 20 nuggets is £3.99 :/
just to comment i work part time at mcdonalds to fund my uni degree and 2 set of 6 nuggets (12) is £4.98 and 20 nuggets is £3.99 :/
Really?!
I know where I'm going tomorrow morning. Tell them to sort the breakfast sh#t out too, that's whack!
mk1nova_rich
07-05-11, 10:12 PM
I've stopped going, apart from in times of desperation lol like when its the only place open for miles around and youre dying of hunger
I'm not gonna lie, i go when i cba to do the washing up lol
Did you check how much 20 cost before you paid an overinflated price for 2 lots of 6?
I can just imagine this mcdonalds staff you're insulting laughing as you walk out with 12 nuggets for more than 20 would cost you lol
just to comment i work part time at mcdonalds to fund my uni degree and 2 set of 6 nuggets (12) is £4.98 and 20 nuggets is £3.99 :/
What do I win? lol
probably a slap at the nats
probably a slap at the nats
I shall wear it proudly with my "Smarter than a McDonalds employee, are you?" tshirt
brownbear
07-05-11, 11:14 PM
I shall wear it proudly with my "Smarter than a McDonalds employee, are you?" tshirt
And I shall wear my I'm unemployed and still pimp enough to only buy what I want to eat t-shirt.
mmmnn Sunday Breakie at Maccy d's.....
can i be referee, please?
ive not had maccys in a good 9 months :/
and this month i shall mostly be eating plain rice :/
I had a corker today, a guy gave me 86p for something he bought (he knew he had given me 86p too) but it came to 96, he said "I gave you 86 didn't I?" I said yes, he said "How much extra do I need to give you?" :tard: lol
I had a corker today, a guy gave me 86p for something he bought (he knew he had given me 86p too) but it came to 96, he said "I gave you 86 didn't I?" I said yes, he said "How much extra do I need to give you?" :tard: lol
"Tenner"
Should have been my reply lol
Should have been my reply lol
I got a bartender with similar once, there was 2 of them using one till and one cleared the change display off while the first was pouring drinks "what was it, £7.77? How much change is that for a tenner?" er, £3.33 love "ah yeah" pound for the itbox thankyouverymuch lol
Its actually quite sad when people have to use machines to count small change out for them lol
jack, apart from you & lee, who cares where it was, i bet there were a goat & a tractor parked outside the pub....
No, its usually full of norfics on holiday. For some reason they seem to like weymouth; most of the time they outnumber the locals lol
GRUNT 16V
09-05-11, 10:40 AM
you pay peanuts what do you get ??????????????????????? lol
No, its usually full of norfics on holiday. For some reason they seem to like weymouth; most of the time they outnumber the locals lol
we went to exmouth last year and were the only norf there,well who i spoke to in shops/pubs etc anyway
See if its the same in 7weeks time..........
So everything they say about the scottish and fried food is.......... lol lol lol
maybe lol i dont always eat a load of ****e although my diet can be pretty horrific to be honest. been bad recently though cos ive been so busy. and ive started deliverys for local chinese/indian now aswell!
last weekend consisted of
1 chippy
2x donner,chips and pitta
1 fry up breakfast
1 12" pizza and chips
2x mcdonalds
lol :eek: was a bit shocked when i realised but at the weeknds if making food cuts in to drinking time then it means a take away!
not usually that bad though!
Really?!
I know where I'm going tomorrow morning. Tell them to sort the breakfast sh#t out too, that's whack!
Come on i prefer the breakfast to the main meals
^no chance, breakfast is crap!
Hoochie
09-05-11, 11:42 AM
Sausage 'n' egg Mc muffin, the thing they call sausage meat is just a sponge dipped in oil! as for the rubber thing that is meant to be egg.:wtf:
One bite and it is dripping off your chin!!..yuck!!..
One bite and it is dripping off your chin!!..yuck!!..
Siggy quote temptation: Very high.
Hoochie
09-05-11, 12:11 PM
Siggy quote temptation: Very high.
lollol LMAO....oopsies...:p
TeddyThom
09-05-11, 01:15 PM
Siggy quote temptation: Very high.
Flol...
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