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MK1_Ben
05-05-11, 09:07 PM
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/7417/22945719645306826771525.jpg

Looks like it's back is broken though, seems to be dragging both back legs. Going to leave it a bit to make sure and if so, suggestions on how to dispose (see; euthanise) a Mouse nicely.
MattBrown
05-05-11, 09:11 PM
Fill bowel with petrol, add a match....
brainsnova
05-05-11, 09:13 PM
Is that danger mouse.
Hayley
05-05-11, 09:15 PM
Fill bowel with petrol, add a match....

I so hope your joking... no wait.. thats not even funny as a joke! :mad:
TeddyThom
05-05-11, 09:15 PM
Miniature (sp?) fire, cocktail stick, you got your cat a hog roast style BBQ'ed mouse...

Talk about spoiling your pussy lol
Royston
05-05-11, 09:15 PM
It's always a dilemma, my cats catch all sorts.........play......kill..... then eat.

If it was maimed, you should have let nature take it's course

Mine have had bats, swallows, shrew, mice, young rabbits.

If the prey is OK I will let them go (not very often) but normally the cat is off with it
Hayley
05-05-11, 09:16 PM
OH poor little mousey. I wouldnt know what to do!
Jeff16v
05-05-11, 09:19 PM
Times are hard, mouse satay:thumb:
Hayley
05-05-11, 09:20 PM
maybe a likkle mouse gas mask so it drifts off to sleep peacefully
mowgli
05-05-11, 09:21 PM
fireside shovel in a tom & jerry stylee...
Jeff16v
05-05-11, 09:25 PM
fireside shovel in a tom & jerry stylee...
lol Sizzle
mowgli
05-05-11, 09:27 PM
more like 3 mouse shaped dents in the shovel.... i have watched a lot of tom & jerry cartoons....
MK1_Ben
05-05-11, 09:28 PM
Think it's alright, I don't know.

It moves its legs sometimes, but seems to just sit now and won't run even with persuasion. It doesn't have any visible bite marks or anything.

Also, INB4 anyone says it's just a mouse. An Animal's an Animal.
Hayley
05-05-11, 09:29 PM
Think it's alright, I don't know.

It moves its legs sometimes, but seems to just sit now and won't run even with persuasion. It doesn't have any visible bite marks or anything.

Also, INB4 anyone says it's just a mouse. An Animal's an Animal.

:thumb::thumb::thumb:
mowgli
05-05-11, 09:30 PM
take it about a mile from home & release it to nature.
88ESR
05-05-11, 09:33 PM
take it about a mile from home & release it to nature.

Chuck it over next door's wall...
mowgli
05-05-11, 09:34 PM
Chuck it over next door's wall...

and it'll be back in your house within seconds..
88ESR
05-05-11, 09:37 PM
and it'll be back in your house within seconds..

Then you just chuck it back..

Or you and your neighbour could have a game of mouse tennis....

Keep you busy for a bit...
MK1_Ben
05-05-11, 09:44 PM
Chuck it over next door's wall...

Neglecting the fact my house is about 6 miles each side from any town ;)
88ESR
05-05-11, 09:45 PM
Neglecting the fact my house is about 6 miles each side from any town ;)

Any left overs from November 5th??? lol
MK1_Ben
05-05-11, 09:47 PM
Any left overs from November 5th??? lol

I'm currently driving one of my Dad's business fleet vehicles (as the Nova is off the road), which is full to the brim of stoneworking power tools?
Southie
05-05-11, 10:10 PM
The question is, where's Spike then?
wwmnw
06-05-11, 12:03 AM
Fill bowel with petrol, add a match....

lollollollol
djbrowney
06-05-11, 12:49 AM
give it some sweets poor little thing, if i was on my last legs the last thing i wonna be eating is a ****ing carrot lol
brainsnova
06-05-11, 01:26 AM
Retro fit some tiny wheels so the little mouse can roll in style
NOVA_LEE
06-05-11, 06:54 AM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z265/skem_head/curiositykilledtherat.jpg

this rat got it good haha
grooge
06-05-11, 08:13 AM
i would have left it to get eaten to be honest.
its what cats do, they catch something, injure it a tiny bit just to make it easier for them, play with it for 15 mins to an hour then eventually eat it or dump it.

well thats what my cat does anyway.

can be quite interesting watching them play with the prey, they're sick ****ers are cats. mine likes to play keepy-ups with mice using its paws whilst standing on its back legs lol
Tanya.
06-05-11, 08:38 AM
mine likes to play keepy-ups with mice using its paws whilst standing on its back legs lol

That's horrible but the image makes me gigglelol
Hoochie
06-05-11, 09:21 AM
Oh i don't know what to suggest, i love all animals and hate to see them hurt, my cat brings dead offerings but as he is lazy, he don't even kill them, he lets next doors cat do the dirty work and he brings the body to me .....as if to say " look mam, i got you something"...looking all proud. :) ( which i cannot bring myself to take off him Sturge dos it and gets growled at)

The only thing i can suggest is let it go somewhere safe as suggested and let nature take it's course, or keep it as a pet( i would) ..:)
Benn
06-05-11, 09:55 AM
I'd have and have done, just put it back in the garden but away from where the cat might go.

My cat brings in lots as we have a bird table *rolls eyes* so the mice live under that.

The nasty ways to kill it are shocking.
gunny
06-05-11, 10:08 AM
My mrs' kitten bob always seems to kill things about the same size as him, so they are usually dead. However last week me and my mate simon had to pretty much wrestle his cat to get a sparrow it was torchoring, making a horrible screaching noise clearly in pain and couldnt fly so it got executed via large rock method. Mice are active creatures if its not moving like you say so either let your cat have it back or end its life.
mowgli
06-05-11, 10:19 AM
so you stopped a cat from doing what nature intended, then you reverted to caveman mode.....hmmmm
gunny
06-05-11, 10:56 AM
Yes...
General Baxter
06-05-11, 11:08 AM
my cat, takes on next doors lab, and wins lol
mowgli
06-05-11, 11:44 AM
yes, but you do own an atherstone wild cat.....
Lewis.
06-05-11, 01:51 PM
Fill bowel with petrol, add a match....

i'd rather not fill my bowel with petrol! might hurt a bit lol
mowgli
06-05-11, 01:56 PM
i'd rather not fill my bowel with petrol! might hurt a bit lol

i believe johnny cash had a song about it
draper
06-05-11, 02:10 PM
my kitten bought a live bird in the house the other morning, all was fine when she was running round with it in her mouth (growling when anyone came near) but once she let it go in the kitchen pogo was going mad, screaming and sitting on the worktops lol

i put the bird back in the garden but the kitten caught it again and bought it back, we left them by the backdoor (outside) while they 'fought' and nature took its natural course
24sevenslacker
10-05-11, 08:48 AM
maby your cat caught this mouse? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz9JxsnhH4)
mowgli
10-05-11, 12:34 PM
i knew that cheese was good stuff...

off on a tangent a tad, but i walked into a barn where i used to work, and heard a load of clattering & banging... there was a sparrow with its neck caught in a mousetrap, and he was putting up a hell of a fight... i released him & he flew off with no apparent injuries
ryansnova
10-05-11, 12:44 PM
my pals cat is just pure evil when i go into the house it makes this weird skreeching noise because it doesnt like me and when i go to make freinds with it by claping it it lonches onto my arm.......you cant beet it lol lol
Yorkie
10-05-11, 04:13 PM
Keep it as a pet :D
Spudly
10-05-11, 04:44 PM
maby your cat caught this mouse? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz9JxsnhH4)




Booooo, thats fcuking mean, i cant watch that:cry:
Lee
10-05-11, 04:49 PM
Hit it with a spade. I've had to dispatch loads of animals that my cat has done half a job of killing. He even left a robin on my pillow for me to wake up to. That wasn't pleasent :(

It really is the fairest thing to do. Find something hard, and splat them.
mowgli
10-05-11, 07:33 PM
He even left a robin on my pillow for me to wake up to. That wasn't pleasent :(


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