the difference between men & women

[mowgli]

apart from the obvious bits.... please list your examples....


man : back scratcher__woman : spaghetti spoon.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLqCZMWk32lAKWHj77PyShiuMeHnVYs JJWEzcLIVWJvXNLyYrZvg

[AdamK]

women= foot ware, men=...:roll: everyones done it :tard: lol

http://i1047.photobucket.com/albums/b476/kenna008/WhitePumaSock2.jpg

[Connor]

Cucumber.
Male - edible (yet disgusting) vegetable - Woman - toy
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/cucumberDM2708_468x367.jpg

[L14MNP]

Hoover
http://oforchristsakes.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/dyson_dc15_the_ball_all_floors_bagless_upright_vac uumwuxdetail.jpg

Man: Annoying. Woman: Essential

[wwmnw]

Man : man - Woman : Walking talking atm machine, toy (when they feel like it), cuddle machine (when they feel like it), chauffeur, thing that fixes stuff they broke, I could go on lol

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrZkVU0MXH6Y0_6vBTTaG7ebaKOrNrz 8wdZxmx2_V_hodm1DC8

[wwmnw]

Man : computer - Woman : facebook
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJDd_qCpCK4mBzQvNdzKsA4pRf6tZUT 2F58G8n2XpoMTx2JKsJvw

[Mazz]

Women - feeding

http://www.targetwoman.com/image/breast-feeding.jpg

Men - toys

http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/psp_boobs_01.jpg

[AdamK]

kitchen
woman= home, men=place to clean dirty car parts

http://i1047.photobucket.com/albums/b476/kenna008/White-Kitchen-Design.jpg

[mowgli]

Man.... Shop: Noun

Woman....shop: Verb

[Hobbit]

Man (Me) cheap donor I can rob bits off and make my money back

Woman (Mrs Hobbit) OMG WTF why have you bought another ****ing car you ****! lol

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/vec1.jpg

[joshy]

ha ha

[jonn]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_rELR4F15yRY/R9-p4R9F8jI/AAAAAAAAAQM/ILPP1iojc20/s400/difference.jpg

[Bubba]

http://www.timeidol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Difference-men-women-1.jpg

lol

[istf]

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/11/14/sex-remotes.jpg

[brownbear]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25179_395511423884_667958884_5017243_6052828_n.jpg

Men = Foooooooooooooooking hell! that's amazing!
Women = Oh my god, You poor sod. Lets have sex.

[Jack]

Funnily enough, sex wasn't the first thing on my mind at that time lol


http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/5198631/homepage/name/homepage.jpg?type=sn
Man: Potential
Woman: Scrap. Wait, is that pink... *squeal*

[Hayley]

Men = Foooooooooooooooking hell! that's amazing!
Women = Oh my god, You poor sod. Lets have sex.

That was deffo off limits for aaages. Had horrid images of him tearing open halfway through lol:tard:

[mowgli]

did you have to do him from behind. spoon style?

[mowgli]

Funnily enough, sex wasn't the first thing on my mind at that time lol

i'm sure i recall a post or 2 about nurses jubblies at the time.....

[Jack]

That was whilst I was on chemo, when I had good line of sight to the nurses station lol

[mowgli]

any excuse.....

[GDN16v]

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/a16vnv/shoes.jpg

Men : Shoe - Women : Addictionlol

[Southie]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HWU3wX2cDLQ/TE5Z2nf53II/AAAAAAAAGpE/ECEfDgGO0XY/s1600/difference_between_a_man_and_woman-726377.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XVC02d8sUFU/SpLrclEdQUI/AAAAAAAACKw/0RFaHW4Iam8/s400/men+and+women_cartoon_pic.jpg

http://img.allpoetry.com/images/bg/custom/Mark_Rickerby/ch_evolution_of_man_and_woman.jpg

[Tanya.]

That was deffo off limits for aaages. Had horrid images of him tearing open halfway through lol:tard:

lol
I have a horrible fear of sneezing since my c-section incase it tears and everything falls out. lol

[Bubba]

lol
I have a horrible fear of sneezing since my c-section incase it tears and everything falls out. lol

you could reinact the last scene from Rambo lol

[Southie]

you could reinact the last scene from Rambo lol
I was thinking more Dog Soilders when Sean Pertwee is pushing his intestines back in, his comment was "errr spaghetti" lol

[claire6069]

Man = Lesser Half

Woman = Better Half

lol

[Derick-Sport]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/25179_395511423884_667958884_5017243_6052828_n.jpg


Is that where the baby from alien came out?

[Southie]

Man = Lesser Half

Woman = Better Half

lol
You won't be saying that when your wanting Ste to do more fabricating lol

[mowgli]

Is that where the baby from alien came out?

it was a new procedure, a beer gut lift

[brownbear]

it was a new procedure, a beer gut lift

Holds up his boob job a treat now!

[Derick-Sport]

lol

[claire6069]

You won't be saying that when your wanting Ste to do more fabricating lol

lol he knows his place!! i did warn him about redheads, just didnt warn him about me lol

besides, i have persuasion techniques ;) :p lol

[mowgli]

i have persuasion techniques

3 of them.......

[claire6069]

lol mowgli, i have many more than 3...........

[mowgli]

2 tits + 1 fanny = 3

[Southie]

2 tits + 1 fanny = 3
You forgot his poison, red bull lol

[claire6069]

2 tits + 1 fanny = 3

plus a drawer full of toys = too many to count lol

[claire6069]

You forgot his poison, red bull lol

lol southie

if i covered myself in red bull and primula cheese, he'd faint with joy lol

[mowgli]

mere window dressing claire bear.... blokes want to play with the basic 3 as a rule...they put up with the rest to keep the noise down

[mowgli]

lol southie

if i covered myself in red bull and primula cheese, he'd faint with joy lol

he'd faint alright.....

[Southie]

lol southie

if i covered myself in red bull and primula cheese, he'd faint with joy lol
I prefer a beer and a pack of pringles, I can pop and might stop lol

[claire6069]

lol his words not mine!!

lol southie, you have rep!!

[mowgli]

its probably a polite way of getting you out of the workshop for 1/2 hr

[Southie]

mere window dressing claire bear.... blokes want to play with the basic 3 as a rule...they put up with the rest to keep the noise down
Gaffer tape... tut tut tut

[Southie]

lol his words not mine!!

lol southie, you have rep!!
Ste I'm in, auburns are winners... Ohhhhh yeah lol

[mowgli]

what about scented candles?? fine to combat the smell in the sh!thouse.... but to get romantic in the boudoir???? no.. if a well thrown under garment lands on it, the house insurance aint gonna cover it.....

[Jack]

Is that where the baby from alien came out?
No, where they took the tumour out

[Southie]

what about scented candles?? fine to combat the smell in the sh!thouse.... but to get romantic in the boudoir???? no.. if a well thrown under garment lands on it, the house insurance aint gonna cover it.....
I imagine Ste rubs castrol gtx on his body, warms up and then blows a headgasket lol

[Dar]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/ScXKiGFvYtI/AAAAAAAALuA/1BFBb-NURKg/s320/max.jpg

[claire6069]

lmao southie, have you got a camera in our bedroom?! lol

epic pic Dar :thumb: