clarksonisms

[mowgli]

its probably old hat, but....

there is a website (http://clarksonisms.com/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/popular/page/1) dedicated to his sayings.

[GRUNT 16V]

WHEN YOU SAY OLD MIKE DO YOU MEAN LIKE YOURSELF ???????????? lol

[mowgli]

no need to shout, my eyesight is still good........

it might be really old, but i loved the porsche boxter comment....

it couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pigs bottom

[wwmnw]

Britain's nuclear submarines have been deemed unsafe... probably because they don't have wheel-chair access

lollollol

[Connor]

haha never seen that before, brilliant find :)

[Southie]

That's a belter lol


The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.

[brownbear]

Land Rover Defender 90 Td5 Station Wagon

"Often fourth isn’t enough to get you up a hill, so you drop down to third and it feels as though you’ve been hit in the back with a wrecking ball. All of a sudden you’re doing 35mph but your eight-ton suit of armour, making a noise that sounds like the birth of the universe, has come to an almost dead stop.

"What’s more, there still isn’t enough room behind the wheel for anyone with shoulders or legs, there are still sharp edges, it’s as bouncy as a small dog at suppertime, and as a result it’s about as much fun to drive as a punctured wheelbarrow. And it’s not like the misery is short-lived, because each trip to the shops can, and does, take two or three weeks."
lol lol lol

[Bubba]

On cars at a Max Power show

"Most of these cars will do 0-60 once....and then they’ll blow up." (http://clarksonisms.com/jeremy-clarkson-quotes/popular/199-on-cars-at-a-max-power-show-most-of-these-cars-will-do-0-60-once-and-then-theyll-blow-up)


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