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Rich
19-04-11, 08:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/EnglishPatriot777#p/u/0/VY27OM_-7oE

L O L lol

Dervy
19-04-11, 09:43 PM
that is bloody awesome love i, plus rep for you

Jack
19-04-11, 09:47 PM
Got about a minute in and got bored, the guy just seems like a bit of a **** tbh.

Bikers who shoot red lights p!ss me right off :mad:

bmw156
19-04-11, 09:52 PM
fantastic. he is a very intelligent men.
police man gets owned.

djbrowney
19-04-11, 10:26 PM
****ing lol

Bubba
19-04-11, 10:35 PM
Got about a minute in and got bored, the guy just seems like a bit of a **** tbh.

Bikers who shoot red lights p!ss me right off :mad:

he does put up a good argument though made me laugh

boyd_1989
19-04-11, 10:53 PM
funny as f**k lol

brownbear
19-04-11, 10:56 PM
I don't know the law but i'm going to arrest you, I hope this goes properly viral and training is stepped up on the rozzers!

novacabrio
19-04-11, 11:17 PM
Brilliant!

Danny s-p
19-04-11, 11:38 PM
fpmsl

GK NOVA
19-04-11, 11:56 PM
he certainly told him LOL

TeddyThom
20-04-11, 12:21 AM
Hahahaha, savage! Maybe they should train the rozzers in law before allowing them to try and uphold it. How can they uphold it if they don't know it?? I've had a few coppers tied up in knots before. They really get the hump if you can throw it all back in their face lol

NOVA saloon
20-04-11, 12:22 AM
Quality! Wish I had the brains of that guy. Then again that's why I pay my solicitor lol.

Rep for RICH

Dave.
20-04-11, 12:32 AM
Here in Liverpool... we have a much easier way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSkMaym7RdU&feature=related

24sevenslacker
20-04-11, 08:36 AM
if that was me i would of let him chase me on my bike, he wouldnt of caught me, unless he could ride up and down stairs, we had 1 on the local skatepark last year telling us that the police give them extra training to persue people on bikes lol, i asked him to drop into the bowl and he refused but still insisted he could do it, but to be fair people who go through red lights on bikes do my head in

japsportscarmad
20-04-11, 12:13 PM
Youu should see a good lawyer its attempted theft and possibly assault.

Lewis.
20-04-11, 12:48 PM
lol thats epic
rep for rich :)

mowgli
20-04-11, 01:15 PM
what mr smug biker did wrong was to put it on the internet. with names of who posted it... i would like to see the rest of the video where he gets arrested & charged for amongst other things, jumping the light & resisting arrest, the old classic..
infuriating and humiliating a policeman on camera is a guarantee to make sure that one day after this, 2 officers in a camera car will catch him & he will get his just punishment.

haven driven large vehicles down the edgware rd, on many occasions, i can assure you all that cyclists who jump red lights are a form of vermin.

i'm siding with the law on this.

Andy
20-04-11, 01:35 PM
i nearly knocked down a cyclist a couple of months back who had jumped a red light,the jumped up gobshyte then started mouthing off to me in traffic further up the road,i made him look like a complete tool infront of dozens of people by explaining RED MEANS STOP,yes even YOU you fukking pleb,he retorted that i was speeding,no mate,an escort van cant get to 35 in 25 yards.Fukkin idiots.

Bubba
20-04-11, 01:47 PM
if the lights red...hop onto the pavement (if its empty) i do it all the time because im not sitting in traffic when i literally go round the corner about 5m to my front door

mowgli
20-04-11, 01:52 PM
i had to reverse an artic into a college in cambridge one morning, i was across the road & 3 seperate cyclists hit my wagon. now cambridge is meant to have the cleverest students.... one actually told me that i shouldn't be where i was because he had to get to lectures..i simply told him to feck off

Jack
20-04-11, 02:03 PM
if the lights red...hop onto the pavement (if its empty) i do it all the time because im not sitting in traffic when i literally go round the corner about 5m to my front door
Cycling on the pavement is illegal though, just as much as shooting the red light is.

...ok, so the definition of pavement varies and there are some exceptions, but suffice to say if the pavement is next to a road with some traffic lights, its a no go lol

TeddyThom
20-04-11, 02:03 PM
Life today is a race between humans striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof items, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning....

Bubba
20-04-11, 02:04 PM
Cycling on the pavement is illegal though, just as much as shooting the red light is.

...ok, so the definition of pavement varies and there are some exceptions, but suffice to say if the pavement is next to a road with some traffic lights, its a no go lol

so you would quite happily sit in traffic when you could see your front door? lol

TeddyThom
20-04-11, 02:05 PM
Cycling on the pavement is illegal though, just as much as shooting the red light is.

...ok, so the definition of pavement varies and there are some exceptions, but suffice to say if the pavement is next to a road with some traffic lights, its a no go lol
It isn't as long as you haven't passed your cycling profriency(sp?) test...

Andy
20-04-11, 02:06 PM
It isn't as long as you haven't passed your cycling profriency(sp?) test...
Wrong,ive been fined for riding on the pavement before,£30 fine it was,and i passed my cycling proficiency in 1995

TeddyThom
20-04-11, 02:07 PM
Wrong,ive been fined for riding on the pavement before,£30 fine it was,and i passed my cycling proficiency in 1995

Damn. I've never been fined or whatever for riding on the pavement, and I'm a complete nutcase on my bike lol

mowgli
20-04-11, 02:09 PM
i agree with you there andy..... but the idiot that did my eldest daughters test told her not to ride on the road until she gets her confidence up!!!!! and how, pray tell should she do that without riding on the road..... cycling on the path is only ok if you still have stabilisers

Andy
20-04-11, 02:09 PM
Also been fined for no lights on the path aswell,and another friend got fined for being steaming on his bike lol

TeddyThom
20-04-11, 02:11 PM
Yeah lights I can understand, and wtf is being steaming on a bike??

Andy
20-04-11, 02:11 PM
i agree with you there andy..... but the idiot that did my eldest daughters test told her not to ride on the road until she gets her confidence up!!!!! and how, pray tell should she do that without riding on the road..... cycling on the path is only ok if you still have stabilisers
Oh yeah,if its kids then theyre w4ankers for doing them for being on the path,roads are getting dangerouser all the time...
But to be fair i was 15 and really should have known better.

Andy
20-04-11, 02:14 PM
wtf is being steaming on a bike??
Totally blotto drunk,he went over the handlebars into a ditch full of nettles in front of the police t5 lol
We went on an all day pub crawl on bikes years ago and all ended up with cuts and bruises and him with a fine lol

mowgli
20-04-11, 02:18 PM
i recently kicked a yoof off his bmx as he & his mates were all crowded round the sliding doors into our local ASDA and they were shuffling their bikes closer & closer when people were trying to get in the store to basically annoy as much of hinckley as possible.... OH didn't he look all big & clever fetching his face off the path. i'd previously done a bmxer outside the local somerfield when he thought it was smart to ride between my parked car & the next & then bunny hop onto the path right in front of me, but his face hit the shop wall.... i don't enjoy shopping, so people should avoid me when i am doing it

Jack
20-04-11, 02:38 PM
so you would quite happily sit in traffic when you could see your front door? lol
Not saying I would, just pointing out that to avoid breaking one law, you'd be breaking a different one. A bike is considered a vehicle (well, "carriage") in terms of the law - so you can also be reamed for being drunk on one too! :( lol

The moral dilemma is, at what age does it become wrong to ride a bike on the pavement? As in, its technically illegal at any age, but would you rather a 5 year old kid rode their bike in a busy road rather than on a quiet pavement?!

[of course the obvious answer would be to walk on the pavement and push the bike, but hey its hypothetical lol]

mowgli
20-04-11, 02:52 PM
i can't imagine a rozzer would do a 5year old for riding their bike on the path, its all down to supervision & training etc.... but if they were on their own, then its the same law for all.. my other grievance is lights.. it is actually illegal to ride a bike without a bell or reflectors, or lights at night.... the number of times i've had near misses on that one. on one occasion i came up a country road at 60mph at night to round a bend & nearly hit 4 bmxers in dark clothing riding along 2 abreast...

GRUNT 16V
20-04-11, 03:05 PM
wtf