Im single

[Brasso93]

well my girlfriend has just left me so i sat and thought....my head started hurting and i've realised i have more time to work on my nova :d lol

[Andy]

http://tribeofdad.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/worlds-smallest-violin.jpg

[AdamK]

that pictures multi purposeful loooooool

[Grey]

lollollol

give it a day or a week they allways come back as they notice grass isnt greenerrrrr on the other side :thumb:

[Spudly]

Lol open a new window and type in google, then enter 'porn' into the search box:thumb:

[General Baxter]

umm local meat,


want to meet up ? lmao

4 posts and gone gay

[Grey]

that pictures multi purposeful loooooool
extreme gd point lol get them naughtys up lol

[Jack]

join club > 18+ > ex mrs thread > post.


lol

[Brasso93]

lol lol lol to all of that

[brainsnova]

Now you can clean your alloys in the bath

[Connor]

Now you can clean your alloys in the bath
lol lol lol lol lol this made me flol

[ryansnova]

get all the plastic nova parts in the dish washer lol

[mk1nova_rich]

and the engine built on the kitchen table... :)

[Brasso93]

im thinking of converting the shower into a car wash if i just re-route a few pipes out the wall lol

[Connor]

shower whilst your washing the car ftw, kills two birds with one stone and all that mallarky

[Mike]

Have you got boyfriend??



















































Do you want one by any chance lol lol lol

[mk1nova_rich]

im thinking of converting the shower into a car wash if i just re-route a few pipes out the wall lol

Ever sat down and wondered why you're single... lol :p

[Brasso93]

Ever sat down and wondered why you're single... lol :p

yeah but then my head hurt so i stopped :p

[TeddyThom]

http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy173/teddythom/kleenex-chap-noses-31-800X800.jpg

:thumb:

[GRUNT 16V]

time for rosey palm and her five friends then !!!!!!! lol go buy a 6 box set of baywatch and away you go !!!!!!!

[Brasso93]

time for rosey palm and her five friends then !!!!!!! lol go buy a 6 box set of baywatch and away you go !!!!!!!

againts my religion that is im afraid im more of a street corner kinda guy :eek: ;) lol

[AdamK]

againts my religion that is im afraid im more of a street corner kinda guy :eek: ;) lol

cheaper to go clubbing find a drunk woman buy her a couple drinks take her back to yours probly also less chance of getting a (ock eating disease

[mk1nova_rich]

cheaper to go clubbing find a drunk woman, tell her its your birthday so she buys you a couple of drinks, then go back to hers so you can bail out quickly in the morning

Amateur lol

[AdamK]

Flol still id rather mine than a hooker.. well i don't know really the possibilities are endless with a pocket full of fifty's and a hooker:wisewood:

[mowgli]

Amateur lol

it must be a west drayton thing.... cos if you try that round our way, its 20 questions........

[AdamK]

speaking from personal experience mowgli?

[Brasso93]

speaking from personal experience mowgli?

lol lol lol lol

[Balley]

Horrible aint it pal. Time is a great healer though and believe me you will get through it!
Until the mean time spend as much time as possible doing the things you enjoy,

oh and don't listen to the radio as you will want to slit your wrists after half an hour lol

[Brasso93]

Horrible aint it pal. Time is a great healer though and believe me you will get through it!
Until the mean time spend as much time as possible doing the things you enjoy,

oh and don't listen to the radio as you will want to slit your wrists after half an hour lol

haha i've already planned out the weekend to keep my mind of things so i will be spraying the nova lower it and refurb alloys :thumb:

[AdamK]

haha i've already planned out the weekend to keep my mind of things so i will be spraying the nova lower it and refurb alloys :thumb:

lol one way to keep yourself busy i cant see you getting many breaks if you want all that done in one weekend

[Brasso93]

lol one way to keep yourself busy i cant see you getting many breaks if you want all that done in one weekend

trust me if i work as quick as i have sex it'll be done in the hour lol lol lol

[AdamK]

lollollollol epic have some rep and a space in my signicture

[Brasso93]

lollollollol epic have some rep and a space in my signicture
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

[Balley]

get it done bro!

[mowgli]

speaking from personal experience mowgli?

just saying that women are a little cleverer round here.. the old birthday line doesn't work & probably hasn't since the 70's..

a mate of mine got a fair few decent shags with a brilliant scheme.. he would rip the birthday announcements section out of the local weekly paper (out on thu) and take it with him on friday night, and then scan the area for birthday girls, approach one & wish her happy birthday, she would usually say 'do i know you?' or similar, then he would reply, 'don't you remember me [insert girls name]?, well i suppose its been a while etc.....' BINGO...

[Deanosri]

Single=LIVING THE DREAM!:thumb:


Get some fresh meat then onto the next:d

[Maka]

All you need to remember mate is the three F's

Find them

F#ck them

F#ck them off!! :thumb: