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shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 07:17 PM
why isit that most of us men apart from the lucky ones have an ear bending when we sit looking at cars but its different for our other halfs to sit on facebook all flipin day and now to top it all of i have a 13 year old boy chating up my other half its not like im causin any harrm on png facebook takes the mic
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 07:21 PM
she has one but even thats only what 4 hours a day then the rest of it shes on facebook
hmmm...im out of ideas then lol
tell her to get to fukk...
Thats more like it lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 07:26 PM
lmao always you spud
claire6069
17-03-11, 07:32 PM
tell her to get a project car lol
Still,could be worse,she could join up here.
Would do my head in if our lass came on here,and if she followed me to bookies and the pub,well i'd just chuck her lol
claire6069
17-03-11, 07:35 PM
oooo guilty conscience?!! lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 07:38 PM
haha thats true but claire i was looking at novas and the only 2 she pointed out that she liked is a silk gsi and a black gsi so she has taste but said my gte looks like it should be on the auntiques road show :( i cant blooming win
claire6069
17-03-11, 07:41 PM
i love silk violets so yes, she has taste lol but the gte comment??no lol
brainsnova
17-03-11, 07:42 PM
Next time she's on facebook just unplug the modem
oooo guilty conscience?!! lol
Im a window cleaner,the pub and the bookies would just be too obvious lollol lol
claire6069
17-03-11, 07:45 PM
Im a window cleaner,the pub and the bookies would just be too obvious lollol lol
lol i bet you've seen some sights!!
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 07:46 PM
haha lol
lol i bet you've seen some sights!!
Trade secrets lol
claire6069
17-03-11, 07:50 PM
o no lol you cant say that, you gotta spill some stories lol
brainsnova
17-03-11, 07:52 PM
Andy you've probs seen more things that you never want to see again and the others fall under trade secrets lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 07:54 PM
whats the story morning glory lol
Its like a confidentiality contract you enter into as soon as the ladders come off the van lol
Andy you've probs seen more things that you never want to see again and the others fall under trade secrets lol
You're not wrong lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 08:02 PM
haha i bet soon as he hits the pub he tells the boys about the blonde doing her ironing lol
claire6069
17-03-11, 08:04 PM
lol my next door neighbour (whos currently inside lol) was a dustbin man and always telling me stories of women flashing them out the windows and stuff lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 08:06 PM
i wonder why hes inside lol
lol my next door neighbour (whos currently inside lol) was a dustbin man and always telling me stories of women flashing them out the windows and stuff lol
Hes a liar,i work on the same streets as binmen and all they flash is their trash
claire6069
17-03-11, 08:09 PM
Hes a liar,i work on the same streets as binmen and all they flash is their trash
lol hes a drug dealer and smokes bongs for breakfast so i can quite imagine what he tells me are fantasies in his head lol
You dont half see some interesting sights delivering pizzas, pissed up peeps coming to the door in next to fukk all, lasses coming to the door in badly tied dressing gowns and such lol
claire6069
17-03-11, 08:33 PM
lol all for you to perv at spudly lol
If its on offer/show then it would be rude not to have a spy lol
If its on offer/show then it would be rude not to have a spy lol
You'd make a good window cleaner spud lol
claire6069
17-03-11, 08:37 PM
lmao i knew someone would make a comment like that lol
You'd make a good window cleaner spud lol
Would i fukk, im scared of heights lmfao lol
Would i fukk, im scared of heights lmfao lol
Bungalows and old dears for you then breadbin LOL
Lmfao bet ya dont get much gas in an average bungalow though lol
Lmfao bet ya dont get much gas in an average bungalow though lol
I dont have many bungalows to be fair and no you dont lol
Sucks to be me, ill stick to pizzas for now then :p
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 09:07 PM
and theres me being a mechanic and when a woman walks in the garage were all like woww lol
Women and facebook are made for each other.
Men shouldn't be on facesh*tbook.
Facesitbook? I think you have the wrong site Ben, this isn't the 18+ forum lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 09:12 PM
lol fair enough the only thing i use it for is to speak to my mates i was in the army with
Big Sausage Pizza? LMFAO
Is that the shiz on BangBros ???? lol lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 09:15 PM
andy you been on redtube again lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 09:17 PM
oh my bad lol
brainsnova
17-03-11, 09:19 PM
Facesitbook? I think you have the wrong site Ben, this isn't the 18+ forum lol
It puts a different meaning on "are you sure you want to log out" lol
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 09:47 PM
^^ lol
why isit that most of us men apart from the lucky ones have an ear bending when we sit looking at cars but its different for our other halfs to sit on facebook all flipin day and now to top it all of i have a 13 year old boy chating up my other half its not like im causin any harrm on png facebook takes the mic
Looks like he has stolen your shift, comma and full stop keys as well as your girl mate. Bad times.
Pistol Pete
17-03-11, 10:32 PM
lol ^
shed-on-wheels
17-03-11, 11:59 PM
nope that was gods fault at making me dislecsic lol
claire6069
18-03-11, 02:20 PM
lmao at you lot
dyslexic btw lol
she has one but even thats only what 4 hours a day then the rest of it shes on facebook
tell her to get a proper job :d
and if she is only work 4 hours to look after the child. tell her she should be looking after the child rather then being on FB. child neglect? lol.
Face book sucks big time
I'd rather fist my own ass daily than have a account on there
Face book sucks big time
I'd rather fist my own ass daily than have a account on there
why would you do that?? cos if they were the only 2 choices, i' say facebook every time,,
If I want to speak to someone I pick up the phone or go and see them simple
I don't need a facecrap account to start talking to people who were cocks at school, a ex bird etc or people telling me they've just gone shopping or just had a crap
A site to be a ASW and nothing else
shed-on-wheels
18-03-11, 02:49 PM
tell her to get a proper job :d
and if she is only work 4 hours to look after the child. tell her she should be looking after the child rather then being on FB. child neglect? lol.
whos mention a child?
If I want to speak to someone I pick up the phone or go and see them simple
I don't need a facecrap account to start talking to people who were cocks at school, a ex bird etc or people telling me they've just gone shopping or just had a crap
A site to be a ASW and nothing else
100000000% the best way to describe it.
Very true. If you've lost contract with some one in my eyes you weren't close to start with.
or just had a crap
I normally only pop on to get a turd update from Mike tbh lol
If I want to speak to someone I pick up the phone or go and see them simple
I don't need a facecrap account to start talking to people who were cocks at school, a ex bird etc or people telling me they've just gone shopping or just had a crap
A site to be a ASW and nothing else
+rep
An exact description of what i always say.My thoughts on that site are well known already.
I will NEVER have one,im not even slightly tempted,the people that matter are the ones i stay in touch with by phone/visits in person.
When i get on the computer when our lass has had it on,people seem to like to commentate on football matches on there ive noticed.Sad bastads,get to the game or down the pub and chat shyte,see how long you last in there!!
mk1nova_rich
19-03-11, 09:08 AM
PNG is getting a bit like facefook with all the recent ASW threads lol
kiwinova
19-03-11, 09:23 AM
If I want to speak to someone I pick up the phone or go and see them simple
I don't need a facecrap account to start talking to people who were cocks at school, a ex bird etc or people telling me they've just gone shopping or just had a crap
A site to be a ASW and nothing else
Sometimes it does come in handy tbh
Alot of my friends live in New Zealand so it's hard to just pick up the phone and ring due to the 11-12hour time difference and I'm not going to take a 24hour flight there just to see them lol
I'd rather fist my own ass daily than have a account on there
LMFAO
That may end up in my sig at some point. lol
I've just deactivated my account, then realised it would have been a good idea to keep it activated lol never mind, I'll reactivate it at some point.
TeddyThom
23-03-11, 07:08 PM
Just get a password for the router, that way you can claim the internet is down unless you are on it... Magic =]
I normally only pop on to get a turd update from Mike tbh lol
Pretty sure the comments/pics I reply to most are Mikes too tbh lol No reason than everyone else puts fcuking trash on there, and Mike puts interesting/funny fcuking trash on there lol
edit: These comments/pics are all non turd related btw.
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