Cant belive what i have just seen

[ste porter]

if i showed you a picture of this

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqV,!jUE1JBDr)kcBN,-gcHyyw~~_12.JPG

Then told you it was 433bhp then nos on top and rear wheel drive what would your reaction be?

bay
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqJ,!iQE1NFm81wBBN,-kz(!W!~~_12.JPG


and comedy shot

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqF,!h0E1KsNd72DBN,-qlsWDQ~~_12.JPG


why oh why create a mental piece of kit like that then ram raid halfrauds with the body shell covered in glue beyond me

[Connor]

wtf, surely a the bodywork is going to massively reduce the cars performace (in aerodynamics and weight) and possibly not being to withstand the speed the cars able to go, so would have the danger of the front bumper ripping off

[Hobbit]

Bit of a sleeper imo, I'd be expecting that to be running a 1.25 zetec lol

[Jack]

LMFAO yeah, its amusing when you think the lariest cars are actually sleepers as nobody expects them to be fast.

[mowgli]

it really does need that kit ripping off it...

[Andy]

The bumpers i could just about live with,its that ridiculous bonnet that makes me feel sick

[RJM25R]

Lmao at the cosworth badge on the back.... You'd never believe it, would you?!!

[db_1.2]

I'm gonna do that to my fez. I hate mk 3.5, mk3 ftw.

[bmw156]

no one checked the reg yet.
is it actually a 2.0l or not lol.

and tbh i bet thats a fooking hoon to drive, all that power in such a short wheel base OMG.

[db_1.2]

Could be 4 wheel drive innit blad. I've seen one before, with sequential box and loads of expensive gear, was for sale, 20k.

[mowgli]

martin, it is legal, and taxed till end of july

[bmw156]

martin, it is legal, and taxed till end of july

fair play to the guy. at least he does things by the book, shame he has no design sense lol.

[Andy]

fair play to the guy. at least he does things by the book, shame he has no design sense lol.
You'll probably find when spending around £2grand plus for a standard engine alone you will do it all properly,not like some £300 redt0p y0 back garden conversions as per ebay

[djbrowney]

fair play to the guy. at least he does things by the book, shame he has no design sense lol.

Mind that brown ring on your togune dont stain :cool:

[bmw156]

Mind that brown ring on your togune dont stain :cool:

what. please show me the "**** licking" i have performed. its a random guy, with a crap design sense and a nice engine/setup. simple

[db_1.2]

what. please show me the "**** licking" i have performed. its a random guy, with a crap design sense and a nice engine/setup. simple

I'd say that was ass licking Lol. Just looks like a standard engine to me, just with, as Vin Diesel would say. NOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Hoochie]

Well i can't decide whether i like it.....lol

Like Andy said, the bumpers are easy ish on the eye but that bonnet is god damn awful!!!..:)

[bmw156]

I'd say that was ass licking Lol. Just looks like a standard engine to me, just with, as Vin Diesel would say. NOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!

this is boll0cks.
so if i say DB_1.2 i love your user name. am i ass licking.

and i dont see how i can ass lick someone i dont know.

[mowgli]

so how is the engine supposed to look???? when all the work is pretty much internal... i'm confused

[davidfox280585]

seen it before looks good fun but id have to do the same as the astra van,buy it rip the bodykit crap off and return to standardish looks

[16v-kev]

its down on the dvla as a 2.0

The enquiry is complete
The vehicle details for H357 XGH are:
Date of Liability 01 08 2011
Date of First Registration 31 01 1991
Year of Manufacture 1991
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1997CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker
Not Applicable Vehicle Status
Licence Not Due
Vehicle Colour YELLOW Vehicle
Type Approval Vehicle Excise Duty
Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate
£112.75 12 Months Rate £205.00

[novalew]

I have seen thus a few years ago at hams hall (those in westmids) prob know it. It made alot of noise but performance was lacking I felt. Skated around a little then you heard lots of boost but not much happened a lot Like a corsa vxr. Body looks worse in person.

[16v-kev]

ah good old hams hall ! some good motors up there at times i never saw this one there tho !

[mrT]

heres hoping he'll put it in a lamp post soon or some old dear takes him out, things a funkin eyesorelol

[L14MNP]

Skip to the end.....


That thing is ancient!

[TeddyThom]

if i showed you a picture of this

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$%28KGrHqV,%21jUE1JBDr%29kcBN,-gcHyyw%7E%7E_12.JPG



Aren't those lights off a 306??

Rear wheel drive = :thumb:

Body kit = fail.

[draper]

proper.sleeper

[BRoadGhost]

No wonder it's for sale, ride height is sh1t so i'll be all be straight line speed & off the line launches. Probably ace in the snow & hopefully the compacted ice rutt in the middle of the road will persuade all the tat off it.

And I thought Patrick Ewing had big nostrils…

[Mieran]

needs some universal head/tail light to make it even more ugly and no one will know what it is when it goes passed them

[david dixon]

thats shocking!

David.

[wwmnw]

Even my charva mate says its "turd"

[Southie]

I don't mind the front end lol Change the colour and mirrors also get rid of the spoiler and have it in the same colour as Dans Nova oh and some decent wheels, maybe slightly lower the bonnet buldge and it would be spot on lol

Anyone fancy doing a photoshop?

[Grey]

well well well this is a ripspeed special shame about engine being in there.

[Jack]

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqV,!jUE1JBDr)kcBN,-gcHyyw~~_12.JPG


http://www.emotionless.co.uk/emotes/a/think2.gif





http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_C0kQXvleo40/TRXA2dDDv2I/AAAAAAAAAck/iKQul8DXozw/s1600/Predator.jpg

lol

[Southie]

I got bored lol

http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/boredfiestaPS.jpg

[db_1.2]

Lol well spotted Jack! Have some green stuff

[craig green]

That car is rank. YB power or not.

I hope it gets broken for parts.

[shed-on-wheels]

that enigne dont look over 400 bhp but i could be wrong

[wwmnw]

that enigne dont look over 400 bhp but i could be wrong

Its usually hard to tell what power an engine has by looking at it seeing as most of the mods are internal (excluding turbo/supercharged or carb/throttle bodied cars)

[rednova]

id have it for free and just go pissing people in scoobys and the like off, might even rattle can it fluro pink too for added shaming value!