View Full Version : **!!! HEALTH WARNING!!**
:o It has come to my attention that certain senior members of the admin team have suffered from a complaint described in medical dictionaries thus:
stupidous numbnus testicalis ( common term: thick numbnuts)
Without going into too much technical jargon I thought I would highlight 1 or 2 of the more salient points surrounding this condition for the benefit of all as befits my role as the oldest swinger in town.
Up the sky ( Ian) is a large round very hot object that we all call "The Sun"
Sometimes we cant see it cos its hidden behind fluffy white things that we call "Clouds".
When the Sun comes out to play from behind the clouds in the summer time it can make your skin start to hurt and go very red. We call this "Sunburn"
To stop this get your mummy to rub some special cream on BEFORE you go out to play in the Sun. :roll:
Mind you i spose coming from oop norf where it rains all the time, there's prolly a good chance you dont even know what the sun is :lol:
No offence :lol:
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ollster
16-06-03, 07:13 PM
have you got a picture of this strange heat emiting device that you call the sun so i can watch out for it oop nurf.
hmm sunburn or look like an inbred yokel hmm made my choice lol
i hear your village was missing an idiot yesterday cp lol, well you sure looked like one in that hat hahaha
ps hat needed for billing do i need a burberry one or is that for corsa owners now lol.
pps some advice cp when looking over show cars on magazine stands dont drip ice lollys all over them lol
The difference is I can take my hat off - you're gonna look like a boiled lobster for a week
ROTFLMAO :lol:
Ian and Chris T should have a sunburn competition :lol:
Jim
LOL @ u.
Dad#2 i loved ur hat it was cool. at least we didnt get burnt us southerners must have some common sense :lol: :lol:
RobHardyUK
16-06-03, 10:49 PM
she has got us southerners for that one, im gonna sign up to northerners side now(slight italian thing goin on here (WW2)) :lol:
weve had north v south in chat before and north always wins, although now a lot of dummy spitting goes on from southerners dread to think what theyd say if theyd seen me fester and no frills in full northern offensive ( we used to hammer robsigrt pag etc lol)
u abuse for the wrong reasons though
nova---chris
16-06-03, 11:40 PM
U moaning bitching southern fairys.!
Anyhow im recoverd now! Thankyou.
Cheers to dan for sun block!!!!!!! lmao Saved just in time me thinks!!!!
Im glad to know all the admin and other novaload memebers are so fucking caring!!! :lol:
:twisted: lmao
Ya bunch of pussies!! I bet you all had heatstroke and went straight to bed when you got home and didnt get up till 20 minutes before work :roll: ahem dum de dum
nova---chris
17-06-03, 07:32 AM
and who spent all yesturday indoors mr breeny???
You big fecking pufter :twisted:
so my warning text to mr theiving brummie, wasnt paid attention to then??!1
tut tut
prehaps the norveners arent used to exposure to sunlight so even 5 minutes in it causes massive burn to their wussy skin.
wisewood
17-06-03, 10:18 AM
LMFAO @ Mr sensible, the old man CP starting a big fookin North vs South battle. roflmao.
Tis quite easy for anyone to either forget to apply sun protection or to simply not realise how quickly it can damage yer epidermis.
Once severly burned, and then ridiculed thereafter most people will see the error of their ways, let us hope this is the case this time.
oh and one more thing... NORTH RULES!!!
:lol:
Tilly sticks her chest out (more tissue than an andrex factory in that bra ;)) :lol:
Will checks out Tilly's ass... :o
CP, its amazing how old people dont care what they wear while practicing for the national "I'm a little teapot" championships :lol:
Dan gets a txt from the missus complaining about his porn collection she just found...
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_view.php?id=1163
RobIsGrt18
17-06-03, 12:34 PM
ian - "weve had north v south in chat before and north always wins, although now a lot of dummy spitting goes on from southerners dread to think what theyd say if theyd seen me fester and no frills in full northern offensive ( we used to hammer robsigrt pag etc lol)"
lol at the chat room battles, for the record tho, not once did u beat us fair and square, PAG always got booted (hence cheating)! and lol at those "text bombs"
think we need a re-match at sum point!! u facking monkeyeessss !!!
mikeoxford
17-06-03, 12:40 PM
Ya bunch of pussies!! I bet you all had heatstroke and went straight to bed when you got home and didnt get up till 20 minutes before work :roll: ahem dum de dum
not like us ay breeny! LOL first words ian said to me all day was hello breeny :roll: :lol:
only burned in one place that was my neck, with a rather annoying stripoe and outline of a chain :x
wisewood
17-06-03, 12:42 PM
first words ian said to me all day was hello breeny :roll: :lol:
in a sort of "i think thats breeny" way or was it more of a "ooh look its oxford, what can i say to wind him up?? oooh i know..."
??
RobHardyUK
17-06-03, 01:02 PM
rofl :lol:
Ste_Nova
17-06-03, 01:17 PM
how come i ididn't burn...... :roll:
didn't have any cream or shit on
RobHardyUK
17-06-03, 01:37 PM
lucky bastid
I got a nice sock line lmao! Chris T, ur shoulders looked red raw on sunday lol
mikeoxford
17-06-03, 05:40 PM
first words ian said to me all day was hello breeny :roll: :lol:
in a sort of "i think thats breeny" way or was it more of a "ooh look its oxford, what can i say to wind him up?? oooh i know..."
??
need you ask? mr ian *lets wind ANYBODY up* Storey :lol:
he actually strung a few sentances together towards me on the day also :D i feel eternally honoured! nothing like how he is on MSN LOL :lol:
Tilly sticks her chest out (more tissue than an andrex factory in that bra ;)) :lol:
Will checks out Tilly's ass... :o
CP, its amazing how old people dont care what they wear while practicing for the national "I'm a little teapot" championships :lol:
Dan gets a txt from the missus complaining about his porn collection she just found...
http://www.novaload.net/forums/album_view.php?id=1163
HAHAHA yeah course it is. god did people see my bog roll shit have to be more discreet next time :wink:
lol dont know what all the fuss is about, i applied a touch of lotion on while watching ian stuff his guts with maccy d brekkie in morning and come home a browner shade of brown :lol:
and not a dodgem or waltzer in sight before those gags start lmfao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wisewood
18-06-03, 10:22 AM
he actually strung a few sentances together towards me on the day also :D i feel eternally honoured! nothing like how he is on MSN LOL :lol:
lmfao - always seemed pretty much the same on the phone as he is on here.
Fenix_2k1
19-06-03, 09:48 PM
ian - "weve had north v south in chat before and north always wins, although now a lot of dummy spitting goes on from southerners dread to think what theyd say if theyd seen me fester and no frills in full northern offensive ( we used to hammer robsigrt pag etc lol)"
lol at the chat room battles, for the record tho, not once did u beat us fair and square, PAG always got booted (hence cheating)! and lol at those "text bombs"
think we need a re-match at sum point!! u facking monkeyeessss !!!
Bring it on yer cockney git!! Oh btw lo, Long time no see :D
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