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GRUNT 16V
08-03-11, 08:37 PM
HA
Just to let you know that punji stakes do keep cats from crapping in my garden / borders !lol
if you cant tell i have had this prob for a while and just thought i would share my great news with all of you
GRUNT 16V
08-03-11, 08:47 PM
Whatnow.....?
ehhh???????????? me 1 cats 0 = winner and no cat sh1te in my garden!
Pistol Pete
08-03-11, 08:49 PM
Cocktail sticks Spud....but bigger.
What do they do or are they designed to impale the cat if it jumps into the garden or something:eek:
GRUNT 16V
08-03-11, 08:52 PM
What do they do or are they designed to impale the cat if it jumps into the garden or something:eek:
no they poke out of the garden about 2 " its so they cant get comfy for a crap lol
i called them punji stakes for comedy value !!!!!!!! lollollollollol
Speaking of cats i had one spew almost on my feet today while cleaning one of my customers windows.
It was the most ugly twigleted paris hilton style specimen ive ever seen.
And i like cats,this one though was vile!
no they poke out of the garden about 2 " its so they cant get comfy for a crap lol
i called them punji stakes for comedy value !!!!!!!! lollollollollol
So your garden now looks like a "stinger"???
Niiiiice:wtf: lol
My mate had good results with these too, his next door neighbours cat constantly used to **** on the lawn where his kids played. He tried throwing it back over (got a police caution for doing so) so got these thing instead. He put them everywhere, top of his fence too lol
My mate had good results with these too, his next door neighbours cat constantly used to **** on the lawn where his kids played. He tried throwing it back over (got a police caution for doing so) so got these thing instead. He put them everywhere, top of his fence too lol
But now where do the kids play??!!!! On the spikes? lol
Hosepipe has gotta be more effective as they hate water?
But now where do the kids play??!!!! On the spikes? lol
Hosepipe has gotta be more effective as they hate water?
No, they're in their teens, so know not to play near the spikes lol
But now where do the kids play??!!!! On the spikes? lol
Hosepipe has gotta be more effective as they hate water?
Oh yeah, the cat used to **** everywhere in the daytime whilst they were at work.
These things dont sound too friendly for the cats though:eek:
These things dont sound too friendly for the cats though:eek:
Fully legal though and (insert some animal charity here i can't think of) approved.
electrify them!!
the post video on youpoo
GRUNT 16V
08-03-11, 09:01 PM
So your garden now looks like a "stinger"???
Niiiiice:wtf: lol
yes and no my borders now look like a stinger device !!!!!!! lol my nieghbours think im nuts and so do i but it works !!!!! little chunts
I'm with you dude, i'd personally rather have a few strips of spikes in my garden than have cat **** in it lol
GRUNT 16V
08-03-11, 09:02 PM
all i have dones is cut bambo to about 4" and pushed them in the borders about 2"
yes and no my borders now look like a stinger device !!!!!!! lol my nieghbours think im nuts and so do i but it works !!!!! little chunts
Well what about if some poor little lad loses his ball and makes the fatal (for his wheels) mistake of bringing his bike in to fetch it and gets "stop stickked man"???
lol
turbojolt
08-03-11, 09:03 PM
better then snares or a air rifle lol
If anyone tried to snare or shoot either of my cats with a fooking air rifle id do prison time for them:wtf:
GRUNT 16V
08-03-11, 09:05 PM
this is completey kiddy safe ! and cat safe spudders !
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMzWAST9LXi4LQpT2nXYzfEJfPc4-nwI0j8C3u7FG_mqIb0ps3
But you have "stawp stikks in your yard" lol
turbojolt
08-03-11, 09:07 PM
thats what im saying its better lol i have two cats in my house and a dog so any harm free iteams are good in my books
Hoochie
08-03-11, 09:09 PM
Hosepipe has gotta be more effective as they hate water?
Mine loves water, especially when you spray it in his face from about 2 inches away, he loves it when there is a running tap, he dives onto sink/bench top to splash about....lol
turbojolt
08-03-11, 09:11 PM
Mine loves water, especially when you spray it in his face from about 2 inches away, he loves it when there is a running tap, he dives onto sink/bench top to splash about....lol
me gran and grandad have a cat like that it chases the water coming out of the hose lol
my brother finally could afford a range rover & he loved it, but all the cats down his street liked to warm their backsides on the bonnet, scratching the paint as they did it.... he got an agricultural 50km mains powered electric fencer unit, made some little wooden stakes & ran 3 strands of wire round his garden & drive. the cats burnt their whiskers off & were in a terrible state, one even got taken to the vets.... but not one of them ever dared to go up his drive again.
me, i use pepper dust & it works.
ps. they will be back & crapping like hell after you mow...
Southie
08-03-11, 09:30 PM
I tend to find a dog is a better bet to scare cats away, thank fook the neighbour is a munter lol
hendrix
08-03-11, 09:37 PM
If anyone tried to snare or shoot either of my cats with a fooking air rifle id do prison time for them:wtf:
+1
Next time the cat craps on your lawn, grab it and curl one out on its head.
GRUNT 16V
09-03-11, 11:03 AM
Next time the cat craps on your lawn, grab it and curl one out on its head.
lol
rubachuk
09-03-11, 02:46 PM
I'm with Mowgli, pepper dust worked for me.
Sounds too much like hard work all that tooling about with spikes. Also it's not unlike me to end up lying on my front lawn on the way home from a good night out which would not be good.
Next time the cat craps on your lawn, grab it and curl one out on its head.
a cat has lots of claws & teeth, my money would be on the cat in that encounter.....
Hoochie
09-03-11, 02:51 PM
There are plenty of harmless solutions out there , and really no need for anything that is going to cause injury to any cat.
I'm with Spud here, cos if i EVER found out my cat was injured through something like spikes or electric wires, well lets just say it wouldn't be pretty to say the least.
hoochie, cats are a strange creature.... ever noticed why there are so many cats that disappear?? its cos they've been mugging some other poor family as well as the 'owners' and the other people have moved house & took the lovely stray with them........
electric fences are not an injury shock, they sting, but you will be fine after a few minutes.... these silly spikes are a lot of work, and to be honest, a cat can jump over them, unless you cover the whole place with them....
possibly the best solution i've ever heard of is - get some tiger crap from the local zoo... the moggy will soon leave the area when it comes face to face with that....
Hoochie
09-03-11, 03:08 PM
Very true, but there are folk who will harm animals for pleasure, Our cat has started doing poos on our lawn (copying the dog me thinks) and i am panicking in case he does it on our neighbours, they have very young grandchildren who are always there and it would be awful if they fell/stood in it.
I need to catch them to let them know that if they find any poo in their garden (even though there is another 4 cats in our street) then i want them to let us know so we can go buy something to deter Bob from going in...
I guess some people just don't care.....but i do..:0)
hoochie, kids need a few germs when they are small, it makes them way healthier in later life.... have you ever seen a sickly looking country person??
Hoochie
09-03-11, 03:31 PM
hoochie, kids need a few germs when they are small, it makes them way healthier in later life.... have you ever seen a sickly looking country person??
I live in Cumbria......everyone looks sickly...;)
ok, the ready brek glow that you get from sellafield, and then the bullet wounds from the taxi drivers will knock people back a tad..... but they'll be better for it in 20 years......
possibly the best solution i've ever heard of is - get some tiger crap from the local zoo... the moggy will soon leave the area when it comes face to face with that....
I love that idea. its a bit like getting rid of a black mark on your sideboard by sploshing black paint over it lol
Best deterrent is a sonic cat repeller. Ive been trying to use one to stop the millions of next doors ferrel cats from jumping over the wall and attacking my cat for kicks, but positioning it so my cat isn't affected is difficult.
give it to your cat to use, and get him a little holster for it
I love that idea. its a bit like getting rid of a black mark on your sideboard by sploshing black paint over it lol
oddly that reminds me of the drunken night when i smashed one of my mums new mugs, and in the morning, one of the branches was missing off the mug tree....and i denied all knowledge
cats are evil, i took my sisters to the cats home and handed them in as stray when i was 14, horrible *******s!
oddly that reminds me of the drunken night when i smashed one of my mums new mugs, and in the morning, one of the branches was missing off the mug tree....and i denied all knowledge
Flol sounds like something id do
Hoochie
09-03-11, 04:35 PM
cats are evil, i took my sisters to the cats home and handed them in as stray when i was 14, horrible *******s!
I disagree, animals respond to how they are treated.......just like us humans.
H, my mum's last cat truly despised me.....it actually put me off cats.
I disagree, animals respond to how they are treated.......just like us humans.
Why is it then a cat comes to say hello then claws the **** out of your lap before it gets comfy! Its in there instinct to hunt mice and birds and frogs and fish and just about anything else smaller than it.
Hoochie
09-03-11, 05:01 PM
Why is it then a cat comes to say hello then claws the **** out of your lap before it gets comfy! Its in there instinct to hunt mice and birds and frogs and fish and just about anything else smaller than it.
They don't claw your lap......they are just kneading their bed to get comfy.....lol
All animals have the hunting instinct in them,.....Cats are so loving if you be nice to them...:)
turbojolt
09-03-11, 05:02 PM
Why is it then a cat comes to say hello then claws the **** out of your lap before it gets comfy! Its in there instinct to hunt mice and birds and frogs and fish and just about anything else smaller than it.
because there animals :roll: lol
because there animals :roll: lol
Well in that case it has nothing to do with the owners as previosuly said.
My dog never tried to eat and kill anything in sight.
because there animals :roll: lol
and the more i think about it the more ridiculos an excuse that is, do horses try to eat smaller animals? Cows? Antelopes? Elephants?
turbojolt
09-03-11, 05:08 PM
Well in that case it has nothing to do with the owners as previosuly said.
My dog never tried to eat and kill anything in sight.
my dog does spiders bees wasps rats mice and other vermin love him even more for it lol
turbojolt
09-03-11, 05:09 PM
and the more i think about it the more ridiculos an excuse that is, do horses try to eat smaller animals? Cows? Antelopes? Elephants?
lmfao elephants kill people as will every one of the others on that list
ive seen it man ive been there
have you ever heard of the food chain by the way?
Yes, and we're at the top lol
Can't say I've ever been attacked by a cow either lol
Yes, and we're at the top lol
Can't say I've ever been attacked by a cow either lol
you aren't married, and thus have no mother in law.....
Yes, and we're at the top lol
Can't say I've ever been attacked by a cow either lol
ERR have you forgotton that bull on the hill in Cornwall that gave us a funny look!! scared me half to death
bull.... funny look.....it was deciding whether either of you was a valid shag!!
i fell down with a ladder that my co worker took his foot off and ended up landing in a bull pen on the head of a large bull... i ran back up the ladder, over the wall and back down the other side.... professional gymnasts couldn't do what i did that day...
Actually when a cat is kneading your lap, it is simulating what it would do to its mother, its a kind of across between im hungry and want feeding, and letting you know that youre its parental figure and it adores you (a kitten would knead its mother to stimulate milk to be produced when it wants feeding, and they also do it for comfort) my kitten comes and stands on my lap, kneads my stomach and wont stop until i i stroke her at which point she purrs loudly and drools a little, this is because she was taken from her mother too early but looks to me as a surragate mother/parent figure.
A lot of what cats do, people simply dont understand, nor take the time to figure out, hence some peoples cats not being as loving towards them as they could be and some others not having good experiences with them, if youre going to have an animal as a pet why not do a bit of research into their behavour and mannerisms so you can talk the lingo to them so to speak, its like buying a car and not pressing any of the buttons in it because you dont know what they do, you read the book to find out same thing really lol
Take cats for example, when a cat stares at you it is asking a question of you, if you stare back you are projecting aggression and the cat wont be pleased by this (in laymans terms youre offering it out for a fight) whereas if you slowly hold their gaze but close youre eyes for a few seconds, this is showing respect and saying i dont want to fight you as im lowering my guard, the cat knows you are/want to be friendly and will be a lot happier towards you!
...and they really don't like it when you shat on their heads.
Actually when a cat is kneading your lap, it is simulating what it would do to its mother, its a kind of across between im hungry and want feeding, and letting you know that youre its parental figure and it adores you (a kitten would knead its mother to stimulate milk to be produced when it wants feeding, and they also do it for comfort) my kitten comes and stands on my lap, kneads my stomach and wont stop until i i stroke her at which point she purrs loudly and drools a little, this is because she was taken from her mother too early but looks to me as a surragate mother/parent figure.
A lot of what cats do, people simply dont understand, nor take the time to figure out, hence some peoples cats not being as loving towards them as they could be and some others not having good experiences with them, if youre going to have an animal as a pet why not do a bit of research into their behavour and mannerisms so you can talk the lingo to them so to speak, its like buying a car and not pressing any of the buttons in it because you dont know what they do, you read the book to find out same thing really lol
Take cats for example, when a cat stares at you it is asking a question of you, if you stare back you are projecting aggression and the cat wont be pleased by this (in laymans terms youre offering it out for a fight) whereas if you slowly hold their gaze but close youre eyes for a few seconds, this is showing respect and saying i dont want to fight you as im lowering my guard, the cat knows you are/want to be friendly and will be a lot happier towards you!
Dr Dolittle comes to mind lol
Lol i spent a weekend at Claire and Porters and Claire has a few cats, one lives in the airring cupboard and only comes out for food and a toilet stop, i spent about half an hour (albeit drunk lol) talking to said cat and for a couple of weeks after it was venturing out at all times of the day, she said im a cat whisperer lol
lol your going to be like one of them old women with thousands of cats when you get old..er:p
Bahahaha, thats bollox for a start, im like peter pan, the boy who never grew up so screw you all im never getting old :p
turbojolt
09-03-11, 07:00 PM
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