a few joke's for you muppets

[pickle]

joke 1: what's the differance between a duck? A: one of it's leg's are both the same!

joke 2: what do elephant's use as tampon's? A: sheep!

joke 3: why do elephant's have trunks? A: because sheep dont have strings.

joke 4:( u need to tel your mate's this joke as if u really did see there mam) you say= i saw your mam the other day behind the spar. she only had one shoe on, i said have you lost your shoe?, his mam said "no! i've just found this one".

joke 5: what is blue and fuck's old people? A: hypothermia.

joke 6: what has two leg's and bleeds? A: half a dog.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

[RobHardyUK]

utterly poor

[privatepie]

wana no what my nan said 2 me just b4 she died?





















what you doin inhere with that hammer? :evil:

[RobHardyUK]

getting better :D

[Jules]

When I die I want to pass away peacefully in my sleep like my Grandad, not screaming like the passengers in his car!!!
:lol: :o

[RobHardyUK]

rofl, heard tht b4, ths good.

[joeczucha]

joke 1: what's the differance between a duck? A: one of it's leg's are both the same!


can someone explain this coz i heard it when i was about 7 and i've never understood it!

[RobHardyUK]

i dnt get it neither?

[Wiggie]

dukz are simetrical (yet again my spellin lets me down)

[ydg27]

like the grandad one but the others - oh dear - dont give up the day job

heres one : -
(in no way am i racist but i found it amusing never the less) (no offence meant)


here goes:-

what do you say to a black man in a suit














will the defendant please rise.

[Carla]

Pmsl!!!!!!