View Full Version : Show us yer bans!
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 03:05 PM
Im in the ban club.
Ive served my time! I owe society nothing!
Who else has been on the "Banned" wagon, and what was you h-anus internets crime.
I'll start the ball rolling with "Having multiple I.D.s and not being funny."
Beat that.
This could be seen as bragging. That may not go down well. lol
Ask for some +ve rep mate.
As for me, zero. I'm a good lad.
this looks like an ive been banned thread get me banned again lol
only jokin good lad here aswell
VDnonova, this bragging is neither big nor clever....
people have been permabanned for way less.
Two accounts banned from corsasport for being a first class c.unt
Banned from here a few times for being a c.unt/stupid.
Jack banned me from here for teh lulz as he's mean like that :cry:
Banned from a VW forum for being a c.unt
Infraction on Allcorsa within a couple of days of joining for being "racist" which was OTT as it wasn't racist at all.
Infraction on migweb for telling a MJ joke after he died http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/no.gif
That's all I can remember.
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 03:29 PM
Im in no way bragging.
Im interested in the reasons other people may have been banned. As stupidly, I hadnt realised that having multiple IDs was a bannable offence.
Maybe my exuberance at being un-banned came accross as bragging.
Cant delete the thread now, so if its another ban for me, i'll have to take it on the chin I guess.
:roll:
Your quite lucky really as 2 accounts is usually a permanant ban
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 03:32 PM
Your quite lucky really as 2 accounts is usually a permanant ban
Fair enough. Duly noted.
I'll get the lottery on. Seems a shame to waste it.
L33 LEG
31-01-11, 03:33 PM
Im still serving a ban off CS from 7-8 years ago :wtf:
Im still serving a ban off CS from 7-8 years ago :wtf:
You'd have to contact that mongtard Ian to get unbanned as he seems to forget, although my lostboy account is banned for life (as was my sly account) I don't think my new account is sussed, yet lol
posting inappropiate material in the 18+ section lol
didnt agree with it but i dont make or enforce the rules so no point crying like a ASW about it
posting inappropiate material in the 18+ section lol
didnt agree with it but i dont make or enforce the rules so no point crying like a ASW about it
But that took the pi5s,loads of naked old men dancing on my screen and i couldnt get them off lol
But that took the pi5s,loads of naked old men dancing on my screen and i enjoyed getting off on it lol
:wtf:
Never been banned from here but managed to get myself banned from a baby group I was part of a couple of weeks ago lol
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 03:39 PM
and i couldnt get them off lol
lol
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 03:40 PM
Never been banned from here but managed to get myself banned from a baby group I was part of a couple of weeks ago lol
More of this please................. do carry on....
Never been banned from here but managed to get myself banned from a baby group I was part of a couple of weeks ago lol
Yeeeeeeeeeees, please go on.
More of this please................. do carry on....
I got perma banned for telling the creater exactly what I thought of the site and saying I felt sorry for her husband :(lol
L33 LEG
31-01-11, 03:43 PM
You'd have to contact that mongtard Ian to get unbanned as he seems to forget, although my lostboy account is banned for life (as was my sly account) I don't think my new account is sussed, yet lol
Trust me on this one, contacting Ian does no good at all. The odd one that he replied to explained to me why he wanted to sue me and had a good case for it :wtf:
Just looked through my emails and the first one i opened said this:
'I'm quite sure people are capable of making their own minds up. You are a
useless, sly-ass **** and your behaviour consistently reinforces this. I do
wish you would just **** off.'
:wtf: :eek: lol
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 03:44 PM
I got perma banned for telling the creater exactly what I thought of the site and saying I felt sorry for her husband :(lol
Thats fair comment surely.
I feel sorry for EVERYONEs husbands.
Thats fair comment surely.
I feel sorry for EVERYONEs husbands.
It probably was a fair comment if i'd of worded it like that lol
Hoochie
31-01-11, 03:48 PM
I do try to be a good girl...:d
Got myself banned from a motorcycle forum a couple years ago......well they were a bunch of pr1cks...:roll:lol
Trust me on this one, contacting Ian does no good at all. The odd one that he replied to explained to me why he wanted to sue me and had a good case for it :wtf:
Just looked through my emails and the first one i opened said this:
'I'm quite sure people are capable of making their own minds up. You are a
useless, sly-ass **** and your behaviour consistently reinforces this. I do
wish you would just **** off.'
:wtf: :eek: lol
Yeah, I tried to argue my ban with him (politely) but he was having none of it, probably hadn't had his hourly dosage of penis in his mouth.
All I got banned for was a lame photoshop, sounds like you did a lot worse lol
L33 LEG
31-01-11, 03:55 PM
Yeah, I tried to argue my ban with him (politely) but he was having none of it, probably hadn't had his hourly dosage of penis in his mouth.
All I got banned for was a lame photoshop, sounds like you did a lot worse lol
Well he sort of put me in the same group as the older spam guys, who after years of trying were all allowed back on. When i look back on my older posts i realise how much of a dick i was, but it's obvious how much i have grown up (just like anybody would after all these years). Even though i did a hell of a lot of spam, i was one of the more regular members and was even in the top 20 of post counts back then lol, i went to meets all the time and was the one who basically got the regional meets up and running on a monthly basis. I even met Ian loads of times as he is fairly local to me.
Obviously this had no effect on anything and for some reason my spam got me a perm. ban whilst the others all got away with it lol Oh well :roll:
Well he sort of put me in the same group as the older spam guys, who after years of trying were all allowed back on. When i look back on my older posts i realise how much of a dick i was, but it's obvious how much i have grown up (just like anybody would after all these years). Even though i did a hell of a lot of spam, i was one of the more regular members and was even in the top 20 of post counts back then lol, i went to meets all the time and was the one who basically got the regional meets up and running on a monthly basis. I even met Ian loads of times as he is fairly local to me.
Obviously this had no effect on anything and for some reason my spam got me a perm. ban whilst the others all got away with it lol Oh well :roll:
Yeah he seems to have no morals, I pointed him to a few threads where people were doing EXACTLY what I got banned for (continuous piss taking) and yet none of them got banned because they had been regulars since 2000, hypocritical faggot comes to mind.
Yeah he seems to have no morals, I pointed him to a few threads where people were doing EXACTLY what I got banned for (continuous piss taking) and yet none of them got banned because they had been regulars since 2000, hypocritical faggot comes to mind.
Thats another reason I got banned...pointed out that a load of the girls I was friends with on there had got banned for something everyone else was doing too but as we were part of a "circle" we were deemed trouble makers and kicked off and everyone else was fine.
16v Nova Kev
31-01-11, 04:02 PM
http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg8/16vnovakev/ibtl00183f.jpg
L33 LEG
31-01-11, 04:03 PM
Yeah he seems to have no morals, I pointed him to a few threads where people were doing EXACTLY what I got banned for (continuous piss taking) and yet none of them got banned because they had been regulars since 2000, hypocritical faggot comes to mind.
That will always be the case over there. Those regulars get away with anything, not that it bothers me though as it is just banter at the end of the day and is such a funny and entertaining forum. I just never understood why he never let me back when the others got unbanned though.
Well im sure one day i will be on there again :wtf:
Hoochie
31-01-11, 04:04 PM
Thats another reason I got banned...pointed out that a load of the girls I was friends with on there had got banned for something everyone else was doing too but as we were part of a "circle" we were deemed trouble makers and kicked off and everyone else was fine.
Tanya, you will find this on most forums, there will always be the "cliques" who are untouchable, or as i found on the bike forum, way too many admin and moderators that one never knew what the other was doing, there was secret moderators, VIP lounges for the " special " members etc......too much back stabbing imo. :roll::)
Tanya, you will find this on most forums, there will always be the "cliques" who are untouchable, or as i found on the bike forum, way too many admin and moderators that one never knew what the other was doing, there was secret moderators, VIP lounges for the " special " members etc......too much back stabbing imo. :roll::)
I think I remember talking to you on my FB status when it happened...it was because we didn't fit in with the "natural" parents lol:roll:
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 04:07 PM
it was because we didn't fit in with the "natural" parents lol:roll:
This suggests there is something "un-natural" about your nipper.
Not a vampire is it?
Coz if it is............................. Awesome!
Hoochie
31-01-11, 04:08 PM
I think I remember talking to you on my FB status when it happened...it was because we didn't fit in with the "natural" parents lol:roll:
Yup we talked about it, i remember, some people are just way too stupid though......:)
Pointless thread
IBTL or deletion which will happen when Stuart sees it lol
This suggests there is something "un-natural" about your nipper.
Not a vampire is it?
Coz if it is............................. Awesome!
No probably more along the lines of a Monkey or something lol
Yup we talked about it, i remember, some people are just way too stupid though......:)
Agreed!
the mother & baby mafia.... i remember them well....
i marched my mrs out of baby class after 20 minutes.... because the blokes were herded up to one corner & made to feel like they'd committed some awful crime, and the mum to be's were given the VIP treatment.
also the head midwife didn't know the difference between an antidote & an anecdote.....so i told her that a witty story won't save a baby's life, and the blokes were all sniggering..
we managed ok with out those idiots... 4 billion years of nature have an amazing effect.....
the mother & baby mafia.... i remember them well....
i marched my mrs out of baby class after 20 minutes.... because the blokes were herded up to one corner & made to feel like they'd committed some awful crime, and the mum to be's were given the VIP treatment.
also the head midwife didn't know the difference between an antidote & an anecdote.....so i told her that a witty story won't save a baby's life, and the blokes were all sniggering..
we managed ok with out those idiots... 4 billion years of nature have an amazing effect.....
Some of the parents that believe you should do everything naturally (breast feeding, re usable nappies, no pain relief, at home...) are just plain scary and if you have a different opinion to them and you dare to express that opinion they really kick off at you.
I think it's horrible how the men are treated by midwives and that too...I know it's us women that are pregnant but the men are just as much a part of it and yet they're just sort of shoved to the side.
Tanya, you will find this on most forums, there will always be the "cliques" who are untouchable, or as i found on the bike forum, way too many admin and moderators that one never knew what the other was doing, there was secret moderators, VIP lounges for the " special " members etc......too much back stabbing imo. :roll::)
thats why this forum is so good imo
does sometime fall foul of the clique brigade/untouchables/idiots but it normaly gets swept away with the banter lol
my mate was kicked to the corner when his missus gave birth last friday, he had passed out tho lol
thats why this forum is so good imo
does sometime fall foul of the clique brigade/untouchables/idiots but it normaly gets swept away with the banter lol
and you don't get shouted at and made to feel like the most evil person in the world for having a different opinion lol
Some of the parents that believe you should do everything naturally (breast feeding, re usable nappies, no pain relief, at home...) are just plain scary and if you have a different opinion to them and you dare to express that opinion they really kick off at you.
I think it's horrible how the men are treated by midwives and that too...I know it's us women that are pregnant but the men are just as much a part of it and yet they're just sort of shoved to the side.
its funny how these water tanks & whale music lot yell for the drugs when it gets difficult......the natural everything lot usually haven't actually had any before..... and all this bonding cobblers... as my brother said 'when they want a new bike, they'll bond'
there is only one right way to bring up a baby, that is do do what you think is right. the book they give you...it says at 6 months, you should give the baby some food... bugger that, if you can't keep it happy at 4mths on milk alone, give it some food... also at about 4 months, they learn to yell loads in the night.... don't fuss about, if you have made sure they are clean & fed, it sounds harsh, but leave them to get bored... they'll soon go thru the night.
I thought you were permabanned actually. lol
Jack banned me from here for teh lulz as he's mean like that :cry:
Hmm, there was me wondering what I can do tonight :d
I think it's horrible how the men are treated by midwives and that too...I know it's us women that are pregnant but the men are just as much a part of it and yet they're just sort of shoved to the side.
I will be 1950's dad. Sat in the pub with a pint of bitter. When the call comes in, I'll get a cigar from the barman and maybe buy him a single whiskey. lol
Somehow, I've never been banned...
its funny how these water tanks & whale music lot yell for the drugs when it gets difficult......the natural everything lot usually haven't actually had any before..... and all this bonding cobblers... as my brother said 'when they want a new bike, they'll bond'
there is only one right way to bring up a baby, that is do do what you think is right. the book they give you...it says at 6 months, you should give the baby some food... bugger that, if you can't keep it happy at 4mths on milk alone, give it some food... also at about 4 months, they learn to yell loads in the night.... don't fuss about, if you have made sure they are clean & fed, it sounds harsh, but leave them to get bored... they'll soon go thru the night.
Agreed, they get into so many heated debates it's unreal. There was one over wether it was best to stick with a routine for feeding from day 1 or to feed them when they were hungry...it all turned rather nasty along with a co-sleeping thread too.
I will be 1950's dad. Sat in the pub with a pint of bitter. When the call comes in, I'll get a cigar from the barman and maybe buy him a single whiskey. lol
Love it lol
After watching one born every minute, I don't care what Burgo is like as long as he's not like any of the idiots i've seen on there yet lol
flyin flea
31-01-11, 04:56 PM
.....sometime fall foul of the clique brigade/untouchables/idiots but it normaly gets swept away with the banter lolCant say as Ive noticed this.
Movin on.....swiftly....
Banned more times than I can remember under numerous user names from CruiseCheshire for repeatedly gaining access to admin panel (even though I was only a regular user). I did absolutely nothing other than take screen grabs of hidden disussions about other users. Reason I did it was to point out how sh1te their security was, and that the smug administrator should get out of his ivory tower and update the scripts. This was after one other user (not me) riffled through everyone elses PMs following the argument of who caught clap off who!!
And then theres another 'car releated site' which sucks large floppy donkey c0ck. Again, their security was pants. I did not do any damage to their forum, but I did give all users admin status! Been banned ever since!
I was once banned from a post office as a child for telling a rude joke.......
VnoNovaD
31-01-11, 06:28 PM
I was once banned from a post office as a child for telling a rude joke.......
This is the best story ever.
Do it.
No idea lol, I was in year 5 I think!
Hmm, there was me wondering what I can do tonight :d
:( but but but, Jack :(
TeddyThom
31-01-11, 06:46 PM
Cant say as Ive noticed this.
Movin on.....swiftly....
Banned more times than I can remember under numerous user names from CruiseCheshire for repeatedly gaining access to admin panel (even though I was only a regular user). I did absolutely nothing other than take screen grabs of hidden disussions about other users. Reason I did it was to point out how sh1te their security was, and that the smug administrator should get out of his ivory tower and update the scripts. This was after one other user (not me) riffled through everyone elses PMs following the argument of who caught clap off who!!
And then theres another 'car releated site' which sucks large floppy donkey c0ck. Again, their security was pants. I did not do any damage to their forum, but I did give all users admin status! Been banned ever since!
Flol
Anyways, never been banned, and hopefully won't...
So I guess... IBTL?? :plol
I got banned for sticking up for LEWI when he was court driving his car on Christmas Day with no license.. I was gutted!! I only said ''we have all done stuff like that don't be so harsh'' etc etc.
I did not do any damage to their forum, but I did give all users admin status! Been banned ever since!
Careful what you admit to, doesn't matter if their security is slack - that amounts to hacking and could land you in the clink!
I did not do any damage to their forum, but I did give all users admin status! Been banned ever since! Careful what you admit to, doesn't matter if their security is slack - that amounts to hacking and could land you in the clink!
And you've just quoted it for the world to see lol
http://www.forumspile.com/IBTL-Dog.jpg
not been banned on here, but I'm perma-banned on 106 owners, for asking how fuzzyorange funded all his xbox games lol 1st post too :)
oh and got infracted on mig for telling chip to piss off lol
banned for posting in testing thread...
banned of facebook for 24hours for being abusive lol
havent been banned from anything lol close to ban on xbox though :d
General Baxter
31-01-11, 08:24 PM
i got banned on here,
i was of my head on coke, and a noobie come in acting all hard and mighty, i still remember that night lol
i was of my head on coke
:wtf:
General Baxter
31-01-11, 08:33 PM
you really dont know me do you lol
vauxluva
31-01-11, 08:34 PM
i got banned on here,
i was of my head on coke, and a noobie come in acting all hard and mighty, i still remember that night lollol Was i the newbie:thumb:
Yes baxter goes off on one when he drinks it.
Not been banned on here (although i reckon ive been close a few times lol)
you really dont know me do you lol
nope lol
Though I have a feeling that you mean
http://newtech.aurum3.com/images/coke.jpg
and not
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_03/cocaineREX1510_468x334.jpg
saloonwoody
31-01-11, 08:38 PM
had a ban after a pissed up night rippin someone and "taking it too far"
and banned after a reply in temporary testing lol
flyin flea
31-01-11, 08:58 PM
Careful what you admit to, doesn't matter if their security is slack - that amounts to hacking and could land you in the clink!
Sue me!
The site owners were too f'kin dumb to bother checking IP addresses or session tables. No proof = no case. The flaw was also due to a number of site mods + admins avin blindingly dumb passwords. Security 101.
Yeah, but they can just as easily go OMG we've been haxx0rzed! and call up a security consultant who does have the skills required to find you.
But yeah, if they're crap with security then they deserve it lol
Sue me!
The site owners were too f'kin dumb to bother checking IP addresses or session tables. No proof = no case. The flaw was also due to a number of site mods + admins avin blindingly dumb passwords. Security 101.
Warning number one for text typing ;)
Tanya, Just do WTF you (and to a lesser extent, Bungle lol) want/think is best for bump. Carly joined some irritating baby forum and the crap she told me about and the near daily tears as someone else had bad luck on there etc... I banned her from the forum and even blocked it on the router lol.
Warning number one for text typing ;)
Tanya, Just do WTF you (and to a lesser extent, Bungle lol) want/think is best for bump. Carly joined some irritating baby forum and the crap she told me about and the near daily tears as someone else had bad luck on there etc... I banned her from the forum and even blocked it on the router lol.
I plan too and I also don't blame you lol It can be scary reading some of the horror stories.
Lol at the new admin titles, I'm off to look at the mod titles and laugh at them too.
Lol at the new admin titles, I'm off to look at the mod titles and laugh at them too.
Where's than ban title to? lol
flyin flea
31-01-11, 11:05 PM
Warning number one for text typing ;)
Err.... to what exactly do I owe this pleasure??
Tanya, Just do WTF you ....er, point of order Me'lud.
Where's than ban title to? lol
Can you see my edit :eek:
Err.... to what exactly do I owe this pleasure??
er, point of order Me'lud.
lollollol
Lol at the new admin titles, I'm off to look at the mod titles and laugh at them too.
I wouldn't laugh too hard, you'll be getting them next lol
Ban me, ban me right now they look naff :cry:
Ban me, ban me right now they look naff :cry:
Christ, I never knew it would be THAT easy! lol
lol can I not have a special title as I'm a PNGVSP :)
lol can I not have a special title as I'm a PNGVSP :)
Again, I'm not going to argue about how spethial you are lol
Can i ban the OP, im bored and he started a lame thread, but a ban weould make this thread cool lol
lol Its hard for me to hide my specialness :)
oi im the special member...it says so over there
<----
Err.... to what exactly do I owe this pleasure??
er, point of order Me'lud.
'Aving'
And WTF is an acronym as opposed to simply being a muppet not using all the letters for a word... Nevermind.
I wouldn't laugh too hard, you'll be getting them next lol
I see what the new text implies.
Perfectly straight. Maybe just a little bit 'slanted'.
I see what the new text implies.
Perfectly straight. Maybe just a little bit 'slanted'.
I see what you did there, but actually all they do is match the logo LOL
I see what you did there, but actually all they do is match the logo LOL
How fitting lol
flyin flea
31-01-11, 11:59 PM
'Aving'
And WTF is an acronym as opposed to simply being a muppet not using all the letters for a word... Nevermind.
Just to left, below my user name you might notice my location.
"Avin" is the word which projects forth from my gob as a result of my South Yorkshire accent. "Avin" is not text speak.
Its fairly obvious, is it not, throughout my previous 160 odd posts so far that I am not someone who lazily uses txt-tard speak, and that I go to great lengths to type my expletions out in full. It would be fairly obvious, and fair game if I did.
At exactly what point do acronyms become text tard speak?
VnoNovaD
01-02-11, 12:04 AM
Can i ban the OP, im bored and he started a lame thread, but a ban weould make this thread cool lol
this my friends, is an outraaaaage
:(
Acronym:
http://www.favstocks.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/11/39444-sunmorn-fbi0713-480x360.jpg
Text speak:
http://andreim.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/vlcsnap-5882964.png
so if i were to speak like i does down 'ere in the pits of sunny ol' cornwall...prop'ly punctuated lol
so if i were to speak like i does down 'ere in the pits of sunny ol' cornwall...prop'ly punctuated lol
Then no fcuker can read it properly and it's just as annoying as having to phone Ali G because he was tryn' 2 sv sm tm int brv.
so if i were to speak like i does down 'ere in the pits of sunny ol' cornwall...prop'ly punctuated lol
Get on ya janner.
L33 LEG
01-02-11, 10:00 AM
I got banned for sticking up for LEWI when he was court driving his car on Christmas Day with no license.. I was gutted!! I only said ''we have all done stuff like that don't be so harsh'' etc etc.
That reminded me why i got banned off here once. I also stuck up for lewi (think it was him) when he nicked that grill from the scrapyard lol
I will be 1950's dad. Sat in the pub with a pint of bitter. When the call comes in, I'll get a cigar from the barman and maybe buy him a single whiskey. lol
i will be a jeremy kyle dad
absent
flyin flea
01-02-11, 05:27 PM
Acronym:
http://www.favstocks.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2010/11/39444-sunmorn-fbi0713-480x360.jpg
Text speak:
http://andreim.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/vlcsnap-5882964.png
"Avin" is none of the above. "Avin" is an abreviation. "Avin" is not txt speak, it uses too many letters.
so if i were to speak like i does down 'ere in the pits of sunny ol' cornwall...prop'ly punctuated lol....although abbreviated, is also not txt spk. Thus, 'warning number one' unjustified. BTW, I was on your manor (http://www.skysports.com/rugbyunion/match_facts/0,20243,11069_42261_1,00.html) over the weekend. 800 mile round trip for two days work!
Avin is a poorly and incorrectly shortened version of Having.
Typos are good, deliberately not trying to use all the letters available is bad.
I'm sure you will whine and moan still though... meh
"Avin" is none of the above. "Avin" is an abreviation. "Avin" is not txt speak, it uses too many letters.
Saying that there are some "txt speak" words that do use only one or so letters less though.
Elstro1988
06-02-11, 10:05 PM
Back on topic:
Banned from AR-online (a BL forum) 3 years ago for taking a stand against the bullying on there by owning up to something I didn't do (prank calling members' relatives) in a misguided attempt at diffusing the situation..
Banned from GYUK (Gay Youth UK) for telling them what a bunch of miserable, self-important twazzocks they were....rather than being a supportive or even fun place to meet others, it was full of woe-is-me-I'm-gay tales. And most of them were really rude to boot.
Banned from GYUK (Gay Youth UK) for telling them what a bunch of miserable, self-important twazzocks they were....rather than being a supportive or even fun place to meet others, it was full of woe-is-me-I'm-gay tales. And most of them were really rude to boot.
lol lol lol lol
repped
Pistol Pete
07-02-11, 09:50 PM
Never been banned from a forum. And TBH i dont see why you would want to brag about it???!!!
I havent,cant say i have any plans to either!
oh i couldnt get banned off SSS (the sw members might know it)
Back on topic:
Banned from AR-online (a BL forum) 3 years ago for taking a stand against the bullying on there by owning up to something I didn't do (prank calling members' relatives) in a misguided attempt at diffusing the situation..
Banned from GYUK (Gay Youth UK) for telling them what a bunch of miserable, self-important twazzocks they were....rather than being a supportive or even fun place to meet others, it was full of woe-is-me-I'm-gay tales. And most of them were really rude to boot.
you should be ashamed of yourself, admitting you were a member of such a perverted forum...AR online should be banned from the interweb.
you should be ashamed of yourself, admitting you were a member of such a perverted forum...AR online should be banned from the interweb.
lol
Never been banned, only thing i am signed on to is facebook and this though :)
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