newby checking up on the mister

[mrs_kiwinova]

Hello everyone,

Im Becky, kiwinova's better half ;)

I absolutely love novas, glad the other half has one :)

Hoping to get my lisence soon and be able to get a nova ;)

[peester]

good evening

[Paul]

18pages

hello and welcome btw!

[kiwinova]

:wall: :wtf:

[draper]

ooooooooohhh


pics ?
without the **** shirt

[Mazz]

heh, hello....again!

Welcome along..

[MattBrown]

Welcome:)

Don't get a nova, they're poooo!

[mrs_kiwinova]

18pages

hello and welcome btw!


18pages:confused:

[mrs_kiwinova]

Thank you for the welcome

what pics:confused:

[Mazz]

lol

18 pages of 'TITS or GTFO' i assume...




what pics:confused:

seriously?

[Lee]

:wall: :wtf:

FLOL

[kiwinova]

:witch:

[Mazz]

18+ section?!

[Danny s-p]

welcome

19 pages

boobs out or gtfo that is all thank you

[mrs_kiwinova]

lol

18 pages of 'TITS or GTFO' i assume...



seriously?

:confused::confused::confused:

[Mike]

Busted.....

Welcome along

[Mazz]

ahh....

[mrs_kiwinova]

:witch:


Oi mister, what you posting of me :mad:

[Mazz]

I was going to go, but might stick around now...

[kiwinova]

Busted.....

Welcome along

This was my little place away :cry:

[Mazz]

:cry:

[kiwinova]

Oi mister, what you posting of me :mad:

How dear you :mad: This is a place for me not you :p

[Danny s-p]

:wall: :wtf: (nelsons voice ) hhhaaarrr ha hhhaaarrr ha (nelsons voice)

[mrs_kiwinova]

This was my little place away :cry:


Well i wanted to know what you kept laughing at and wouldn't show me :confused:

[peester]

aha! this be like a treasure hunt.. cool

[Paul]

:confused::confused::confused:

Whenever a female joins, you get the 'pics of tits' comments, hence why i said the thread will get to 18 pages lol

[Hayley]

Whenever a female joins, you get the 'pics of tits' comments, hence why i said the thread will get to 18 pages lol

Aww I feel unloved coz I never got that. :(lol

[saloonwoody]

hello mrs kiwi...dont get a nova first get a decent car THEN you can slum it in a nova after lol

[draper]

wonder how quick kiwinova is deleting pics lol

[saloonwoody]

Aww I feel unloved coz I never got that. :(lol

tits or gtfo :)

[Mike]

How dear you :mad: This is a place for me not you :p

There comes a time in a mans life where a place of zen an tranqulity are discovered.

There also comes a similiar time in a womens life but of equal transition.

The man seeks male company, sharing similiar bonds, telling life stories & jokes whilst quietly sipping his low percentage beer.

The women seeks Loose Women & Jeremy Kyle whilst LOLing to herself quitely as the dishwasher hums away & the washing machine dances to the beat of its 4 hour, 30c heavy soil wash....

With this I bring wise words once spoken by many a young mans hero.....








































































http://onthebuzzer.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/knowyourrole.jpg

[Hayley]

tits or gtfo :)

fanks. :d

[Mike]

Well i wanted to know what you kept laughing at and wouldn't show me :confused:

Must resist urge for whitty reply lol lol lol lol

[saloonwoody]

your welcome lol

[MK999]

fanks. :d

and for that, you may now GTFO

[draper]

PNG - one of the biggest perv sites about lol

[Andy]

hello and Rat-Out??

[Danny s-p]

wonder how quick kiwinova is deleting pics lollollollollol his photo bucket probably froze he be hitting the delete button that quick

[Hayley]

ok bai. :)

[kiwinova]

wonder how quick kiwinova is deleting pics lol

shes not very bright:p so if people stop saying bout them she wont find themlol :d

[Lee]

shes not very bright:p so if people stop saying bout them she wont find themlol :d

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/6401703g69.gif

[saloonwoody]

ok bai. :)

i may RENEW membership if said wabs make an appearance lol

[draper]

diggingholes

now would be a good time to stop pal

[mrs_kiwinova]

shes not very bright:p so if people stop saying bout them she wont find themlol :d


Oi buttmunch,, I am bright :p

[Mike]

Dejavu......

Anyone remember Razza lol lol

[Andy]

" i grazed me knee"





LOL lol lol lol

[mrs_kiwinova]

lollollollollollollol

Love the oh no you didnt!!

[Mike]

" i grazed me knee"





LOL lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol

"scuffed ma new trackies & fcuked up ma new reebook classics man"

[Andy]

lol lol lol lol lol

"scuffed ma new trackies & fcuked up ma new reebook classics man"
FLMFAO lol lol lol

[Danny s-p]

i may pay membership if said wabs make an appearance lolthen you probably get hit with the ban stick from jack lol

[Lee]

then you probably get hit with the ban stick from jack lol

Seriously, can we stop the blatant euphemisms!!!

[MK999]

then you probably get hit with the ban stick from jack lol

I was going to make a "get the ban stick" joke, but tbh I think just quoting it will work on here.

edit^^^^ seems I only had to think about quoting it lol

[saloonwoody]

i like sticks lol

[Mike]

http://jim777.com/images/banhammer_forecast.gif

[Andy]

ever seen a Ban Ball??

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070711wap_wrecking_450.jpg

[saloonwoody]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/18/128924450377896116.jpg

[Mike]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mI_Vci6OoB8/TCLJ9I7dyDI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/SlwGNRd8LK4/s1600/roflcopter.jpg

[Lee]

ever seen a Ban Ball??

http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20070711wap_wrecking_450.jpg


Well there's the mystery of where Jacks nadger ended up solved :)

[Andy]

lol lol lol

[Mike]

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/269/7/0/In_Soviet_Russia____by_Pokemon_TF_Fan.png

[Danny s-p]

Seriously, can we stop the blatant euphemisms!!!ok had to google what it meant but now i no and all go sit in the corner :( and think about what i have done.

[Andy]

lol

[Mike]

ok had to google what it meant but now i no and all go sit in the corner :( and think about what i have done.

http://thedevilsdoor.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/crayon-bling-demotivational-poster.jpg

[draper]

Well there's the mystery of where Jacks nadger ended up solved :)

must spread it around before laughing at death

apprently

[Andy]

http://files.myopera.com/wufei37/blog/failure4.jpg

[Danny s-p]

http://thedevilsdoor.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/crayon-bling-demotivational-poster.jpgrep giving lol what can i say am just a bit simple:d

[Hobbit]

Aww I feel unloved coz I never got that. :(lol

err, cause Jack has already shown us...


;) lol lol lol lol

[Hoochie]

lollollollol his photo bucket probably froze he be hitting the delete button that quick
Ahahahaha @ ^^^^^^^^^^..... +rep :d

hello Mrs Kiwi....i recon the boys want to see a bit more of you now that you're here!!...lol

[Spudly]

Flmao @ this thread, and properly lol @ the 'Razza' reference, that was just pure win, it was like an internet version of Jerry Springer, only difference was it was entertaining:thumb:

[Andy]

Flmao @ this thread, and properly lol @ the 'Razza' reference, that was just pure win, it was like an internet version of Jerry Springer, only difference was it was entertaining:thumb:
and real lol

[bazil]

Welcome to the PNG, don't mind the boobie hunters,

quick run down of the site, threads can turn of topic quicker than milk in the sunlight and for some strange reason alot of sexual inuendo too,
a good few of us have partners or S.O, on the site to :)


11 pages ( due to other threads lollol )

[db_1.2]

Welcome.

Unlucky mr Kiwi!

[mrs_kiwinova]

Thanks everyone for the welcomes :)

[Cle]

Interesting read this thread :) lol

Welcome along :thumb:

[Jack]

Aww I feel unloved coz I never got that. :(lol
Like hobbit said :p

[claire6069]

hi and welcome

met your other half today at the cambridge meet, nice bloke and loving the pedo bear saloon lol

[mrs_kiwinova]

hi and welcome

met your other half today at the cambridge meet, nice bloke and loving the pedo bear saloon lol

Yeah i would of come but had work :( yeah hes lovely, lol its great i love it too:thumb:

[brainsnova]

Did he get in trouble for the pics promise lol

[brownbear]

Hi, Welcome. 9 pages.

[Trendall]

hey and welcome to the group. glad you got a better welcome then i did.... :(

[Gareth_C]

This has cheered my monday morning up welcome to the rat race :thumb:

[claire6069]

hey and welcome to the group. glad you got a better welcome then i did.... :(

you are missing 2 things from your chest and have an extra 'growth' between your legs lol

[Hoochie]

hey and welcome to the group. glad you got a better welcome then i did.... :(

Wellyou know what to do, get some pics up in 18+, and i'm sure the girls will give you a warm welcome........:d

[Tanya.]

lol Oh dear!
Welcome to PNG :):thumb:

[Plug]

welcome :thumb:

[mrs_kiwinova]

Thanks :)

[Jack]

hey and welcome to the group. glad you got a better welcome then i did.... :(
Moobs or GTFO lol

[ste porter]

has kiwi been shot yet for the pics in show us your missus thread as i see you have posted in there lol

[mrs_kiwinova]

has kiwi been shot yet for the pics in show us your missus thread as i see you have posted in there lol


He's safe for now cause hes at work but when i see him next lol He wont be

[kiwinova]

think i better stay a work thenlol

[mrs_kiwinova]

think i better stay a work thenlol

lollollollol

Well then you'll be getting nothing from me then when i see you ;)

[MK999]

lollollollol

Well then you'll be getting nothing from me then when i see you ;)

It's a trap! lol

[kiwinova]

lollollollol

Well then you'll be getting nothing from me then when i see you ;)

:bullsht:

[kiwinova]

It's a trap! lol

:thumb: shes very cunning like that lol

[Hoochie]

lollollollol

Well then you'll be getting nothing from me then when i see you ;)
Do you take him 20p mix ups?...i hope you take the bubblys out!!...:)

[VnoNovaD]

Ive seen plenty of boobs (like 7 or 9 or something)

So I will just bid a warm welcome. :thumb:

[Tanya.]

:bullsht:

Ahhh but do you want to risk it! lol

[draper]

id be wrried when she starts being overly nice kiwinova, women are evil like that and lure you into a false sense of security !!

[mrs_kiwinova]

:bullsht:

Says you dickhead :p

[Jack]

Tell me. Does mr kiwi have white trainers he's recently scuffed?

[mowgli]

hmmmmmm.......

[AdamK]

LOL @ this thread and oh yea welcome:d

[mrs_kiwinova]

He could of at least put some decent pics of me up lollollol

[AdamK]

Well theres nothing stopping you putting them up yourself:p

[mrs_kiwinova]

Well theres nothing stopping you putting them up yourself:p


lollollol if i did dunno what id put them up as!!

[AdamK]

lollollol if i did dunno what id put them up as!!

Oooh this threads about to get long with suggestions lollol

[mowgli]

pics of mrs is better than the classy girl one......

[mrs_kiwinova]

lollollollol

No boob shots they only for the other half... Thats if he dont post them everywhere :mad:

[mrs_kiwinova]

pics of mrs is better than the classy girl one......


only cause that thread is more cleaner lol

[AdamK]

lollollollol

No boob shots they only for the other half... Thats if he dont post them everywhere :mad:

lollol well you will learn png isnt a very fussy place when it comes to women aslong as theres some flesh lol

[Hoochie]

only cause that thread is more cleaner lol

Or get your own back and post pics of him up!!!...:d

[mrs_kiwinova]

Or get your own back and post pics of him up!!!...:d



lollollollollol I think id be dead if i did that

[mrs_kiwinova]

lollol well you will learn png isnt a very fussy place when it comes to women aslong as theres some flesh lol



bikini shot lol

[AdamK]

bikini shot lol

:thumb:

[mrs_kiwinova]

Im just glad
he didnt post up my embassing photos. but then again i got them so im safe lol

[Andy]

Tell me. Does mr kiwi have white trainers he's recently scuffed?
LMFAO
why has nearly every thread just lately end up about Raza?? lol

[mrs_kiwinova]

Does anyone know much about laptops :confused::confused:

[Yorkie]

This threads made me chuckle! Welcome by the way :)

[AdamK]

Does anyone know much about laptops :confused::confused:

They have a screen and keys:roll: what you want to know

[mrs_kiwinova]

They have a screen and keys:roll: what you want to know


mine keeps turning itself off and one of the speakers keeps crackling

[Tanya.]

Sounds rather similiar to the problem in here http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163523

[Hoochie]

mine keeps turning itself off and one of the speakers keeps crackling

Oooohhhh if it's a HP lappy...then it is slowly comitting suicide.....Sturges died on friday with exactly the same symptoms.

Fried itself to death....:(

[Hayley]

I keep getting the blue screen of death!! on mine. not fun.

[mrs_kiwinova]

I keep getting the blue screen of death!! on mine. not fun.


Yeah i keep getting that alot too... :(

[mrs_kiwinova]

Oooohhhh if it's a HP lappy...then it is slowly comitting suicide.....Sturges died on friday with exactly the same symptoms.

Fried itself to death....:(


mines actually an acer laptop

[Hoochie]

mines actually an acer laptop

Might be fixable then....:)

[Hayley]

I think its just the fact that my laptop is just poop. (and vista)

[mrs_kiwinova]

Think im gonna have to get a new one cause by my speedfan it tells me:

HD0 is 55c
Temp1 is 95c
Core 0 is 63c
Core 1 is 67c

what ever that means really :confused::confused::confused:

[Grey]

hello and welcome lol hope dave is ok :d lol as for the laptop put it on a dinner tray on your lap then it wont overheat works for me :thumb:

[mrs_kiwinova]

hello and welcome lol hope dave is ok :d lol as for the laptop put it on a dinner tray on your lap then it wont overheat works for me :thumb:

Thanks :) yeah hes good:) lol iv got it on a piece of wood atm but it not helping one bit! But it always turns off when im trying to watch something cause i was trying to watch piarna 2010 online or when i have my charger plugged in :(

[Mazz]

I keep getting the blue screen of death!! on mine. not fun.

When you get that, remember the 0000000x (i think) code, google it and that will at least point you in the right direction..

[Grey]

Well instead of buying another laptop get yourself a hard drive nothing fancy and put pics and tunes on there it may help or to get memory wiped at pc world for £30 (ish) then it will be like new lol (known from experiance)

Up to you though mine gets hot and just goes snail slow lol :thumb:

[Hayley]

When you get that, remember the 0000000x (i think) code, google it and that will at least point you in the right direction..

ooo thanks. will do :thumb:

[mrs_kiwinova]

Yeah i got an external hardrive that has everything on so i dont lose it when my laptop finally dies

[Southie]

Welcome Miss Kiwi to an absolute perv festival lol

Edit: Buy a Mac you won't have all these problems.

[mrs_kiwinova]

Welcome Miss Kiwi to an absolute perv festival lol

Edit: Buy a Mac you won't have all these problems.


Perv festival lollollol

Ill have to try and find a good one

[ryansnova]

welcome to png mrs kiwinova its a well good club with lots of good peaple lol :D

[Mazz]

peaple lol :D
pea + apple = peaple?

[mrs_kiwinova]

pea + apple = peaple?


lol i didnt even notice

[ryansnova]

near did i lol

[Pistol Pete]

Oh good lord...is this the WI????