View Full Version : Anyone been watching the pikeys on Ch 4?
Great stuff. I prefered last weeks mind. Everything is so stereotypical, paricuarly all of the bare knuckle boxing references! lol
That fat lass non gypo reminded me of a UFO in her uliminated wedding meringue too.
Classy bird!
Yeah,been pretty good,although theyre decent people to be fair,its the diddycoys that give them ones the bad name
I was so hoping her dress would go up in the smoke :( Saying that with all the tan and lacquer I don't think they would of been able to put it out lol
They have so many morales and the littlens are always really well educated when they speak...but then you look at them and it's like omg! A 6 year old getting a fake tan!!!
That fat lass non gypo reminded me of a UFO in her uliminated wedding meringue too.
Classy bird!
She was trying too hard.Just made herself look scummy,mum did herself no favours either
Some can be true, but I still don't trust them.
It's like American soldiers, some kill our lads in friendly fire (a bit too often!), but overall they are trusted allies. I still wouldn't trust one with a loaded M60 though. lol
The fact that most are all tree surgeons, roofers, fitting facias and plastics, laying driveways etc etc with nothing but a freephone/mobile number to contact the 'company' on when all does subside/fall off means I wouldn't be giving them any business either.
Her mum made me laugh, with the bright blonde plastered down hair, the odd brown shoe polish coloured face and the sugar pink lips lol
i can't abide the show.... the travellers round here aren't so honest & hard working... last week there was a court case where there were 2 car loads of them chasing each other & they started shooting & injured some passers by & people in another car, all over a local girl who married (arranged) a traveller from gloucestershire(i think) and was apparently seen with the lad that she was really interested in... amazingly, they were found not guilty on lack of evidence, yet were arrested at the scene.
the travellers have the best lawyers
I was so hoping her dress would go up in the smoke :( Saying that with all the tan and lacquer I don't think they would of been able to put it out lol
They have so many morales and the littlens are always really well educated when they speak...but then you look at them and it's like omg! A 6 year old getting a fake tan!!!
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Y so srs?! LMAO That's one of the funniest bits! You can barely understand the inbred Oirish twang!
"Tis a foine dress, but moi suit'll be bedder!"
but they're not irish!! they don't have passports & have never been there..............
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Y so srs?! LMAO That's one of the funniest bits! You can barely understand the inbred Oirish twang!
"Tis a foine dress, but moi suit'll be bedder!"
There is that but most of the older young ones generally know what they're talking about. The little lad at the end made me laugh talking about the council.
There is that but most of the older young ones generally know what they're talking about. The little lad at the end made me laugh talking about the council.
To be fair he had a point,basically i read it as he was dying to say
"da fockan coincal are fek all but a setta conts"
Hoochie
26-01-11, 01:11 PM
I seen a couple of episides from the last series, i found it tacky, vile,and i will dish out punishment to anyone who dares put it on my tv...
^ Wasn't there only one episode last time?
Of course it's tacky and vile. That's what makes it funny! lol
That kid at the end did seem decent enough, as did 'Swanley' last week. Didn't seem like a theiving-layby dwelling-mattress burning-dog sh!t leaving-shed breaking- scum bag like the vast majority.
That part when he arrived at the 'Indian' wedding was gold too! lol
I seen a couple of episides from the last series, i found it tacky, vile,and i will dish out punishment to anyone who dares put it on my tv...
It's quite horrible watching all the really little girls in there "adult" dresses and all the tan and makeup and heels. Some poor little girl was left with burn mark type things on her sides because of the dress she was wearing. I was proper shocked watching the way they dance as well and seeing some of them in the kinda outfits you'd find in Anne Summers!
To be fair he had a point,basically i read it as he was dying to say
"da fockan coincal are fek all but a setta conts"
the council, by law, have to provide a certain amount of space for them to pay a small rent on to have decent serviced plots.
the travellers are meant to then actually look after them, not pour oil down the drains, or chop up stolen lorries on the block paving, or throw rubbish & other stuff over the hedge etc.........and pay the rent.
i'm only going on my own experiences of doing work in a permanent traveller site.... and i didn't like it at all.
i fired up the stihl saw & every caravan door opened like greyhound traps at the same time & a dozen big travellers stuck their heads out...
we were in there in a transit pickup, & a 3cx, and they didn't understand why we reversed in transit first, digger last.... we were covering our escape.
Fooking hate them all lol
When I was living at my mums some travellers stayed on after pea picking, used the bottom of the garden to crap in, stole anything that wasn't bolted down and generally abused everyone in the village
I also love the fact that they pay no road tax, mot or insurance and the police turn a blind eye to it all :roll:
SCUM
It's quite horrible watching all the really little girls in there "adult" dresses and all the tan and makeup and heels. Some poor little girl was left with burn mark type things on her sides because of the dress she was wearing. I was proper shocked watching the way they dance as well and seeing some of them in the kinda outfits you'd find in Anne Summers!
They say that's the mark of a proper 'occasion' dress. "Scares on da hips from all da weight. Dis dress is 15 stone, it's loike aving me da on me beck". lol
because the police arrest somebody with no birth certificate, and no fixed abode, that person will be let off on police bail & never be seen again....
if they raided the big camps round here, they would manage to put every last adult in jail & every child in care.... but they would all be out within days, they bring their kids up to think they are above the law and teach them how to play the system, then boys go to school till they are about 11, then that is it, the girls go for longer, if i kept one of my kids away from school, after about a week, they would be on my case, but they just say they are off travelling & that's that......
They say that's the mark of a proper 'occasion' dress. "Scares on da hips from all da weight. Dis dress is 15 stone, it's loike aving me da on me beck". lol
That made me laugh and from the last episode "The more it bleeds, the better the dress!"
i'm still shocked that the girls are still virgins when they marry... cos they don't look even close..................
i'm still shocked that the girls are still virgins when they marry... cos they don't look even close..................
You really really wouldn't believe it to look at them. They all look like they've been around the block a few times, the way they dress.
I think the whole "grabbing" is ridiculous too :tard:
Yeah, I remeber that other dress remark now you mention it. All the other girls and women laughing at them. The lass that got married last week had me in stitches withe the massive strides she was having to take. lol
As for them being pure, I'd say not a chance either. You just know when they get 'grabbed' it only stops at a kiss when Channel 4 are in attendance...
[Tanya beat me to it] lol
I couldn't help but laugh when the blonde girl got "grabbed" last week, was desperately struggling to get him off....and her bestmate just walked off lol
is it just me or do all the girls dance like lap dancers?
The greasy self employed-tax dodging-no identity having-family fcuking-stolen property handling-no fixed abode living mother fcuker didn't even have the decency to shout 'suprise!' lol
Seriously, that is pretty much rape. Her mate knew she was in trouble, and as you say, just done off! I could seeit turnng nasty if she didn't care for the taste of copper wire insulation and kept fighting him off.
I guess it can never be 'rape' though as all they do is kiss. Sure! lol
is it just me or do all the girls dance like lap dancers?
They said they like Beyonce and Shakira etc, that explains that.
6 year old kids weaing make up and fake tan, high heels etc gyrating and booty shakin' is all kinds of wrong though! lol
Hoochie
26-01-11, 01:44 PM
I found them a bit un nerving last year at billing, they were driving around the site in that flatbed pick up with all the young kids sat on the back shouting obscenities.............Hmmmm wonder why they were there?......to admire all the fantastic modified cars, maybe, more like working out which ones are worth the most £££££.
They said they like Beyonce and Shakira etc, that explains that.
6 year old kids weaing make up and fake tan, high heels etc gyrating and booty shakin' is all kinds of wrong though! lol
You do feel kind of wrong watching them lol
One of my friends was saying yesterday you would of thought their mums would put a stop to it...but being as it's the way they've been bought up too I guess they don't really know any different.
Although surely any sensible person would know that putting fake tan, huge heels and a dress that causes burns on a 6-8 year old is just wrong.
I found them a bit un nerving last year at billing, they were driving around the site in that flatbed pick up with all the young kids sat on the back shouting obscenities.............Hmmmm wonder why they were there?......to admire all the fantastic modified cars, maybe, more like working out which ones are worth the most £££££.
come on. the best bit was the chairmans cup (or whatever its called) when they parked all the best of the best in a circle & mr duerden(sp) was on the mike, and the gippo woman came hammering in in the icecream van cos she saw a crowd forming....'and this mk1. as"DING A DING A EFFING DING" looks lovely, ooh, and its got a "DING A DING A RINGA SODDING DING" engine'
Hoochie
26-01-11, 02:06 PM
come on. the best bit was the chairmans cup (or whatever its called) when they parked all the best of the best in a circle & mr duerden(sp) was on the mike, and the gippo woman came hammering in in the icecream van cos she saw a crowd forming....'and this mk1. as"DING A DING A EFFING DING" looks lovely, ooh, and its got a "DING A DING A RINGA SODDING DING" engine'
Oh ....LMFAO....:thumb:lol
I meant at night, when it was getting dark.....was creepy shuffling over to the loo on me own.
WTF were they doing there ?
Do they stay there all the time ?
Has there ever been trouble from them ? Stealing etc
Last time I went to Billing was over 10 years ago
i've been to billing 3 times now..... there were pikeys everywhere........ we were still drinking at midnight & some came round on patrol....
ever wondered where the png flag went at the first nats????
ever wondered where the png flag went at the first nats????
Damper ate it lol
come on. the best bit was the chairmans cup (or whatever its called) when they parked all the best of the best in a circle & mr duerden(sp) was on the mike, and the gippo woman came hammering in in the icecream van cos she saw a crowd forming....'and this mk1. as"DING A DING A EFFING DING" looks lovely, ooh, and its got a "DING A DING A RINGA SODDING DING" engine'
Nah, my favourite bit was when the saloon-a-cue came round. He wasn't too impressed with that one lol
They said they like Beyonce and Shakira etc, that explains that.
Yeah, and Lauren on here looks like Beyonce too lol
I don't abide travellers. Proper romany gypsies, fair enough, but not the modern types who live in posh caravans with big 4X4s that move into a field, use it as their toilet for a few months, then fcuk off. Most of them don't pay rates yet still expect to be served by fire/police etc when its to their advantage
DR Kauffman
26-01-11, 03:00 PM
the latest episode was pretty revealing, with the gypsy parks with eviction notices, its quite sad but one thing that i found funny was a quote from the old grannie pikey at here grandaughters holy communion party:
"they are turfing out these little children and expect them to live in filth with no schooling, no health care, no local clinics (etc, etc)"
pay your taxes and national insurance contributions first madam, then complain!
put a footplate on it for next year, then stand tom on it with full chefs outfit & have him offer mr D. a burger or hotdog.
Hoochie
26-01-11, 03:03 PM
Nah, my favourite bit was when the saloon-a-cue came round. He wasn't too impressed with that one lol Got to admit, that was funny...:)
I don't abide travellers. Proper romany gypsies, fair enough, but not the modern types who live in posh caravans with big 4X4s that move into a field, use it as their toilet for a few months, then fcuk off. Most of them don't pay rates yet still expect to be served by fire/police etc when its to their advantage Couldn't agree more, and it's these thieving scumbags that give all the travelling community the bad name.......:)
yes, the 99% really do bugger it up for the others
i was listening to something on the radio a while back and this traveller liaison officer (who was a traveller) was trying to make out that they just sold heather and told fortunes & sharpened knives..... then someone asked her how much tax & NI they paid......
One of the eppisodes is in my home town.
My family are very friendly with a massive family of travellers. Ive been very close friends with a few now, and theyve called my cousin or brother, which has worked in my favour i must admit. And i was given quite a lot of gold by an older friend of mine.
Generally good people though, although loud at times. But you can brand a whole type of person just because of 1. Theres bad people in every community.
i was listening to something on the radio a while back and this traveller liaison officer (who was a traveller) was trying to make out that they just sold heather and told fortunes & sharpened knives..... then someone asked her how much tax & NI they paid......
They're horrible to you if you don't buy any heather from them. I remember when I was younger an older gypsy woman shouting abuse at my nan and on about cursing her because she didn't buy any. There was one in town a couple of weeks ago trying to sell heather but everyone was just ignoring her lol
Heather grows wild for miles and miles round here,if one asked me if i want to buy some id just fukkin laugh lol
One of the eppisodes is in my home town.
My family are very friendly with a massive family of travellers. Ive been very close friends with a few now, and theyve called my cousin or brother, which has worked in my favour i must admit. And i was given quite a lot of gold by an older friend of mine.
Generally good people though, although loud at times. But you can brand a whole type of person just because of 1. Theres bad people in every community.
you must be lucky. cos very few people round our way have had anything like a good dealing with a traveller........
or if they have, they have then had a really bad dealing with the travellers cousin so they lose all the money they made..........
Heather grows wild for miles and miles round here,if one asked me if i want to buy some id just fukkin laugh lol
i bet it isn't the lucky white stuff though......
What,normal heather smeared with white dog muck????
They're horrible to you if you don't buy any heather from them. I remember when I was younger an older gypsy woman shouting abuse at my nan and on about cursing her because she didn't buy any. There was one in town a couple of weeks ago trying to sell heather but everyone was just ignoring her lol
They are pests when they come up to you in the street - Why would anyone buy that off them when you can go and pick it for freelol
One of the eppisodes is in my home town.
My family are very friendly with a massive family of travellers. Ive been very close friends with a few now, and theyve called my cousin or brother, which has worked in my favour i must admit. And i was given quite a lot of gold by an older friend of mine.
Generally good people though, although loud at times. But you can brand a whole type of person just because of 1. Theres bad people in every community.
Think you might be on your own there chap
Your the first person I've heard ever say a good word about them tbh
Fooking scum made my mum very ill, thank god for the late night attack by the farmers with tractors and chains that removed them from the field lol
Fooking scum made my mum very ill, thank god for the late night attack by the farmers with tractors and chains that removed them from the field lol
That be ow we ere deal with them lait that, fook erm off wi combain harvestar, propa job.
Hoochie
26-01-11, 03:42 PM
One of the eppisodes is in my home town.
My family are very friendly with a massive family of travellers.
I thought they were just one mahoosive family, all related to each other. :)
well, they all look the same............
I thought they were just one mahoosive family, all related to each other. :)
well, they all look the same............
lollollollollollollollollollollol
i had this great argument with my missus as the pikeys were doing soffitts, fascias & gutters down our street, and she said they weren't...
so i gave her some facts....
1. the address on the van doesn't exist, and then proved it
2. the gaffer will turn up to draw the money, and he will be in an old car, like a sierra, he will also be wearing an old going out shirt, jeans & brogues.... she rang me up to ask me if i knew him, cos i had just described him perfectly including the car....
3. when it rains, all the corner pieces will all sag & the phone number on the receipt won't work..............apparently i was a smug b4stard.......
well, they all look the same............
They do!
They all wear the same stuff and have the same attitudes. Bunch of sheep :)
The non gypsys mum stood out like a sore thumb amongst all the travellers in yesterdays episode despite the fact she tried her hardest to blend in.
Hoochie
26-01-11, 03:53 PM
:)
The non gypsys mum stood out like a sore thumb amongst all the travellers in yesterdays episode despite the fact she tried her hardest to blend in.
Why the jiggery fcukery would you encourage any of your offspring to marry into the travelling community, and then.........try and be/act like one of them....lollol
Why the jiggery fcukery would you encourage any of your offspring to marry into the travelling community, and then.........try and be/act like one of them....lollol
Because they must be sick of there offspring draining their lives!!lol:p:d
That be ow we ere deal with them lait that, fook erm off wi combain harvestar, propa job.
Was a proper job lol
About a dozen John Deare tractors, bout 20 farmers tooled up with shotguns drove into the field hooked up caravans and other veichles and dragged them out of the field and 6 miles to Bridgwater lol
Some of the caravans still had scum inside lol
The cops turned up in mass numbers and the road to town was fooked for years lol
the lads all have the curtain hairdo, with the centre parting....the girls .... well you've seen the telly........
we used to get them on the building sites trying to sell stihl saw blades.....
they were doing a delivery to B&Q and had some blades left over... they sell for £120 but we need to let them go, so £90 cash.........
so we then say...
'so you went all the way to B&Q's warehouse in southampton in that van with no tax, and managed to nick these blades from them, when B&Q don't actually sell 12" blades anyway & then you want us to buy them for £90, when we can get them with a receipt for £25.......' they usually drive off
Why the jiggery fcukery would you encourage any of your offspring to marry into the travelling community, and then.........try and be/act like one of them....lollol
I'm trying to find a pic of her mum but failing
Basically she looked alot like this but with overly straightened hair plastered to her head and then add tacky Moulin Rouge outfit on top! lol
http://i1186.photobucket.com/albums/z361/T_Fraser/998SAM_Lin_Shaye_005.jpg
Slicked back hair, sh!t jumpers and jeans with shiny shoes, and half of the women wouldn't look out of place on Bo! Selecta.
The worst ones though are the wannabe gippos that reside in bricks and mortar and trot about on shire horses that are at deaths door on ropey looking traps.
Welcome to (some parts of) Tyne and Wear!
Slicked back hair, sh!t jumpers and jeans with shiny shoes, and half of the women wouldn't look out of place on Bo! Selecta.
The worst ones though are the wannabe gippos that reside in bricks and mortar and trot about on shire horses that are at deaths door on ropey looking traps.
Welcome to (some parts of) Tyne and Wear!
lollollollol Perfectly described!!!!!!:thumb:
I remember when one of the mugs got wiped out on his pony and trap when joining the A182. The car driver was blamed. I seen the aftermath, it was on the crest of the sliproad and the 'dangerous' car driver was probably doing 40-60mph expecting to join the carrigeway, not to have some inbred muppet stopped dead in the inside lane.
I think they single handedly keep these crappy aftermarket van styling companies in business with their penchant for bull bars, lights, mirror caps, side steps etc.
Cross my palm, or is that van? with silver. lol
back to the telly show.... i watched the original one off show over xmas.. i actually felt sorry for the main girl they followed..... cos she had been working in all sorts of jobs to save for her big day, sure she had the awful gippo dress, but she hadn't met the bloke till a couple of days before the wedding, he was an oirish traveller and couldn't string 2 words together...then on the big day, he looked like he was still pissed & had been shoved into a suit.... then after the wedding, where the travellers showed more interest in the lead on the church roof than the proceedings, the bride was left at the reception with her family & groom & his side were nowhere to be seen...she looked as miserable as anyone i've ever seen.
I thought they were just one mahoosive family, all related to each other. :)
Yeh, id pretty much say so really. Although related to eachother in one way or another, doesnt mean they get on though. They have sort of massive groups in different areas.
****ing ****ers can ****ing **** off to ****ing wherever the **** they ****ing came from.
we can be sure is that it is neither ireland or egypt...
DR Kauffman
27-01-11, 01:22 AM
a irish gypsy lady came into the bar i worked in over haloween with three children all dressed up for trick-or-treating,
then proceeded to ask me "trick or treat, what you got!"
i said "well we have'nt got anything like that and i can't really give your kids vodka!"
in the end she did'nt leave until i gave her a can of coke.
why not just do the door-to-door rinse and get proper sweets for the kids!?!?
Should have gave the scrounging sh!thouse some heather/pegs! lol
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