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Hopefully soon to be behind baa's (http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article3369570.ece) :eek:
Danny s-p
25-01-11, 04:06 PM
am sorry but is it right i am rolling round fpmsl it a sheep year it wrong but come on
It's a bit of a looker as far as they go mind. I see the initial attraction.
im sat in sheer disbelief
Danny s-p
25-01-11, 04:19 PM
lol i just got the bad-est look off the lass am with as she used to live in the posh suburbs of Edinburgh look like i better go sit in the corner like a told off kid lol
Ewe would like. What a bugger!
How baaarbaric lol
Seriously though, that is disgusting. What on earth was he thinking. :eek::tard:
Hoochie
25-01-11, 04:59 PM
How bar-baric lol
Seriously though, that is disgusting. What on earth was he thinking. :eek::tard:
Probably " oh that looks nice, wonder if it'll mind if i smash its back doors in"
Dirty b@@@-stard...
Danny s-p
25-01-11, 05:03 PM
Probably " oh that looks nice, wonder if it'll mind if i smash its back doors in"
Dirty b@@@-stard... lollollollollollol when i can rep you your getting some am crying in laughter that mint
Probably " oh that looks nice, wonder if it'll mind if i smash its back doors in"
Dirty b@@@-stard...
Surely he realised it's not normal to come across a random lamb and think ooo I fancy a bit of that tonight.
If he wanted lamb that much he could of just bought some and eaten it instead lol
Hoochie
25-01-11, 05:16 PM
Surely he realised it's not normal to come across a random lamb and think ooo I fancy a bit of that tonight.
If he wanted lamb that much he could of just bought some and eaten it instead lol
There's nowt stranger than folk..... and these loons are wired to the moon..:)
There's nowt stranger than folk..... and these loons are wired to the moon..:)
Lol reminds me of a woman that used to live across the road from me, she was let out of a nut house as they thought she was now safe, she was often seen stark naked howling at the moon.
She then went on to stab her boyfriend in the head, circa Christmas 2005.
Probably " oh that looks nice, wonder if it'll mind if i smash its back doors in"
You have just brought to conscious thought what my subconscious is thinking constantly!
Not about sheep mind :tard:
Its sick fecks like that who move on to killing humans.
Serious f*ck nut! :mad:
Hoochie
25-01-11, 05:40 PM
You have just brought to conscious thought what my subconscious is thinking constantly!
Not about sheep mind :tard:
LMFAO....lollol
gtachorley
25-01-11, 05:42 PM
I can see where he is coming from that lamb looked pretty fit, and all Lambs look good with a bit of gravy on their chops!!
Derick-Sport
25-01-11, 06:11 PM
i bet she came on to him...always the same
brainsnova
25-01-11, 06:14 PM
I ll find out the location there's not too many posh parts of edinburgh.
gtachorley
25-01-11, 06:30 PM
i bet she came on to him...always the same
True dat! Lamb slags they make a bleeting noise when they really want it!!
mk1nova_rich
25-01-11, 06:35 PM
I find the best way is to wear wellington boots, then you can tuck the hind legs of the sheep down the fronts of them to stop it escaping...
Derick-Sport
25-01-11, 06:39 PM
I find the best way is to wear wellington boots, then you can tuck the hind legs of the sheep down the fronts of them to stop it escaping...
true style of a yorkshire man, dont mind a good Tup meself
gtachorley
25-01-11, 06:40 PM
Yeah and it you do on the top of a cliff they push back better!
MattBrown
25-01-11, 06:49 PM
Bring back the death penalty!
Slaughter anyone like this, all this "counselling and rehabilitation is bollx.
If they die, they never re offend.
mk1nova_rich
25-01-11, 06:51 PM
Bring back the death penalty!
That would result in the population of Wales being reduced to 10...
Hoochie
25-01-11, 07:07 PM
I find the best way is to wear wellington boots, then you can tuck the hind legs of the sheep down the fronts of them to stop it escaping...
Velcro knee pads are equally effective...(so i heard)
gtachorley
25-01-11, 07:12 PM
Bring back the death penalty!
Slaughter anyone like this, all this "counselling and rehabilitation is bollx.
If they die, they never re offend.
Surely this should be saved for pedos, murders and cyclists.
A bit of inter species surprise sex is not quiet a hanging offence
mk1nova_rich
25-01-11, 07:13 PM
Velcro knee pads are equally effective...(so i heard)
You dress up in a sheep outfit and we can put it to the test ;)
Pistol Pete
25-01-11, 07:59 PM
Velcro knee pads are equally effective...(so i heard)
I think you mean gloves....
Was the baaad man lost? I thought this kind of thing only went on in Wales???
lol lol lol lol wtf, its only a lamb! yeah ok, its sick, but its not quite the worst thing to happen since the holocaust, as that paper is making out :tard:
Surely this should be saved for pedos, murders and cyclists.
A bit of inter species surprise sex is not quiet a hanging offence
oi...
Hoochie
25-01-11, 09:01 PM
I think you mean gloves....
Was the baaad man lost? I thought this kind of thing only went on in Wales???
Gloves and knee pads then.........just to be sure...:)
lol lol lol lol wtf, its only a lamb! yeah ok, its sick, but its not quite the worst thing to happen since the holocaust, as that paper is making out :tard:
What that man said.
Edit: In some parts of the world men lose their virginity to animals like goats (the animal has to be female) rumour has it a foreign footballer lost his virginity to a goat back in the golden days.
Some may know who I'm on about, he was a black guy with a slightly wonky leg, played for an English team and was awesome at curling the ball.
http://www.verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/demotivational-posters-sheep-herding-assistant.jpg
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brainsnova
25-01-11, 10:11 PM
It was a place in Edinburgh called silverknowes where the men are men and the sheep are nervous lol
Gloves and knee pads then.........just to be sure...:)
Thrusting fail. lol
gtachorley
25-01-11, 11:26 PM
oi...
Not all cyclists admittedly some are fine and its mostly motorists who are d**ks but any cyclists who rides two abreast or more in power rangers outfits so I cant get past, should be flogged.
brainsnova
25-01-11, 11:54 PM
Cyclists who cycle side by side are at risk from wearing a transit mirror when I'm out and about.
I didn't think you were allowed to cycle side by side. Pretty sure its in the highway code at least.
Southie
26-01-11, 07:58 AM
A whole new meaning to a woolly jumper lol sick bast@rd :wtf:
the act he was attempting is known as the kebab...... 'get on that & spin'
Hoochie
26-01-11, 08:14 AM
I didn't think you were allowed to cycle side by side. Pretty sure its in the highway code at least.
Well if there is no law regarding it, there should be, it really grips my sh!t when i come across this, especially on narrow roads when they KNOW they are stopping you from passing.
Danny s-p
26-01-11, 11:55 AM
Well if there is no law regarding it, there should be, it really grips my sh!t when i come across this, especially on narrow roads when they KNOW they are stopping you from passing.there is one they are not allowed i got stopped for doing it on my bmx :( copper ask if i have a driving license and said if i do he can do me for some think forgot what it was now
png at its finest, somebody murders a sheep, which, to be honest, as a person who has over 30 years experience of working with sheep on my family's farm, murder is too good for the effing things........ and here is everyone complaining about cyclists...when it states in the highway code that you should give a cycle the same room as you would give a car when passing it, so 2 bikes side by side is still less room than a car......
Surely he realised it's not normal to come across a random lamb and think ooo I fancy a bit of that tonight.
If he wanted lamb that much he could of just bought some and eaten it instead lol
Maybe he did that too! :wtf: lol
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I thought velcro trousers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctnH_LvhKgE) were the chosen garment.
Hoochie
26-01-11, 12:52 PM
and here is everyone complaining about cyclists...when it states in the highway code that you should give a cycle the same room as you would give a car when passing it, so 2 bikes side by side is still less room than a car......
[Laws HA 1835 sect 72 & R(S)A 1984, sect 129]
65
Bus Lanes. Most bus lanes may be used by cyclists as indicated on signs.
You should
keep both hands on the handlebars except when signalling or changing gear
keep both feet on the pedals
never ride more than two abreast, and ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding round bends:):p:)
^ They dont abide by the highway code when pulling out of junctions or approaching red lights etc. So why would they take note of that part?
If they annoy me, they get it back. I know for a fact what will hurt more. lol
i also put the door in on a car when i was at college, cos some idiot decided to overtake me & turn left at the same time... i was wearing toecap boots..
There is nothing to say you cant wheely pushbikes in the highway code also,nor does it say that you cant ram cans in your back wheel after 10pm
Tip Tops work great too! lol
Saves having to make the "innnnnnng innnnng innnnnnnng" etc noises. lol
oh the days of being high as the sky on penny goodies lol
Giddup sonna! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ73KS0uxlY)
Maybe more than penny kets and 330 pop involved here though!
erm... a sheep was killed........
ps the sheep shagging thing was a way of welsh rustlers getting off being hanged, when the soldiers tried to move in, the welshmen would drop their kecks & kneel behind a sheep & make it look like they were at it, so they'd be arrested for indecency, and escape the rope
show us ya best cowie face lol
That's 2 miles up the road from me. :/ lol
Respect to Mike for saying 'hanged'. I await some knacker to come along and 'correct' you. Even though it is right, saying it in all but the most educated company nowadays has you sounding thick, as someone usually questions it. lol
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