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tomnovaloon
23-01-11, 10:43 PM
why are they such hard work appologies to the women on here
General Baxter
23-01-11, 10:44 PM
just slap your cock in there face, and be done with it lol
just call me doctor phill
Pistol Pete
23-01-11, 10:44 PM
I thought this was general car chat...not Facebook lol
why are they such hard work appologies to the women on here
Good luck in finding one which is not hard work lol
why are they such hard work appologies to the women on here #bitchesaintsh!tbutho'sntricks #DIY abortion #sitcho ass down woman #my girl is the queen of my world
Reminded me of Twitter. lol
kiwinova
23-01-11, 10:50 PM
Facebook is taking over!!lol
Stick with bumming men, they are much easier to deal with lol
tomnovaloon
23-01-11, 10:51 PM
lol sorry and sorry i didnt no i was on car chat my bad and there all dicks on my facebook tryin to some wise words
kiwinova
23-01-11, 10:51 PM
Good luck in finding one which is not hard work lol
I have managed to :d :thumb:
Facebook is taking over!!lol
L14MNP likes this
buy a fishing catapult & m&m's... fire some in her direction, so she will be choccied up by the time you get near her...
also stop spending all your spare cash on a spanish rotbox
see my rants on bookface... :)
this thread reminds me why i don't have facebucket,.....
tomnovaloon
23-01-11, 10:56 PM
where do all the good ones hide any wise words
well, after i pleasured them, then left, they all went a bit psycho
kiwinova
23-01-11, 10:58 PM
Half the time right under your nose
where do all the good ones hide any wise words
Get in the fcuking car
&
Shhhh let's not turn this rape into a murder
They'll never see you wrong
kiwinova
23-01-11, 11:00 PM
this thread reminds me why i don't have facebucket,.....
I have it cause I'm a noisey **** lol
kiwinova
23-01-11, 11:01 PM
Get in the fcuking car
&
Shhhh let's not turn this rape into a murder
They'll never see you wrong
lol lol lol lol lol lol
General Baxter
23-01-11, 11:02 PM
are you going to take my advice ?
if i want to play scrabble, i get the scrabble game out the cupboard.... i really don't want to know other people's workmates toileting habits. & none of my missus's friends are ropey enough to be put into the classy girls thread in 18+
General Baxter
23-01-11, 11:04 PM
or to get your own back
wait till she goes for a bath, then go have a sh i t lol
tomnovaloon
23-01-11, 11:04 PM
mr baxter i better as my ban from anne summers for asking where the kids section is is still on so a indecenet exposure charge wouldnt go down to well lol lol
I have managed to :d :thumb:
Lucky GIT lol
or to get your own back
wait till she goes for a bath, then go have a sh i t lol
lmao i have done this but then she got me back to lol
why are they such hard work appologies to the women on here
You men can be just as much hard work lol
Like ^ :thumb:
Sorry, forgot this isn't Facefook lol
I used to hide away in Wilmslow but got shipped away to pastures new!
or to get your own back
wait till she goes for a bath, then go have a sh i t lol
As ive previously mentioned, Jack likes doing that and says its a nice thing!
Speaking as a ladeeee, I dont think we are that much work. not that im biased at all. :d
Good luck in finding one which is not hard work lol
A dead one, because they cant argue or say no :d
Ha Ha... cant really argue with that. although, who will do all the cleaning?
Ha Ha... cant really argue with that. although, who will do all the cleaning?
For those willing to nail a rotting corpse I doubt a dusty TV is gonna phase them
For those willing to nail a rotting corpse I doubt a dusty TV is gonna phase them
Obviously you keep them in the freezer when they're "not in use".
Hoochie
24-01-11, 08:11 AM
why are they such hard work
Find me a perfect man to compare with......:d
Find me a perfect man to compare with......:d
sturge???
Hoochie
24-01-11, 08:18 AM
sturge???
Sturge who?......Bwahahahahah!!!.......
Oh him who i occasionally trip over, walk behind picking stuff up, make bait for, wash/iron. clean for.........
the word i was looking for was perfect!!!!!!
why is womens football crap??? cos they keep moving the goalposts
Hoochie
24-01-11, 09:27 AM
why is womens football crap??? cos they keep moving the goalposts
All i hear is blah blah blah.......:d:p
People whinging on facebook about women make me laugh, as its usually the singletons who moan... yet have 400+ "friends" on there who are female. Heck, if you really do have that many real female friends then you should be able to bone at least a few of them lol
Its really not hard to pick up a girl. Figure out what you want, go out and don't get down if you get knocked back, just move on. Plenty of fish in the sea as they say.
.....which is another point, POF is a good site if you can pick through the single mums and ASWs on there lol
Hoochie
24-01-11, 09:33 AM
Thing is with POF, there is so many fruit loops its hard to weed out the genuine ones. For a free site it's deffo worth a try..:)
JACK!!!!!!!!!................what's wrong with single mums???
JACK!!!!!!!!!................what's wrong with single mums???
Not my bag - I don't want to vie for someone's attention and be be father to someone else's kids tbh.
Hoochie
24-01-11, 09:43 AM
Not my bag - I don't want to vie for someone's attention and be be father to someone else's kids tbh.
Fair enough, but there are the same amount of single blokes with kids out there who are in the same boat, granted it is hard to find the right person when you have children, but it's it's a knocking bet that 99% of people over 30 on a dating site male or female, have kids....
Plenty of women with kids come into the shop I work in, some are smoking hot and one in particular always gets my attention.
Thing is with POF, there is so many fruit loops its hard to weed out the genuine ones. For a free site it's deffo worth a try..:)
JACK!!!!!!!!!................what's wrong with single mums???
I was going to say whats wrong with single mums lol
Thing is,once youre over 25,theres a strong possibilty that potential jumps/girlfriends have kids.
Unless you go for younger lasses who always seem very immature and more into talking like americans
Fair enough, but there are the same amount of single blokes with kids out there who are in the same boat, granted it is hard to find the right person when you have children, but it's it's a knocking bet that 99% of people over 30 on a dating site male or female, have kids....
I work primarily with Naval blokes, all of which are single parents lol Its rare to find a father who has primary care of children IME. Not saying it doesn't happen but still.
Anyway, thats just my preference* - I've got staunchly traditional views over the family unit and how I'd want it structured. Luckily I've met a girl who has the same opinions.
* ...oh, and thats why I wasn't looking for people over 30 lol
[edit] I'm 28 btw, when I was "on the market" lol I was 24-26ish iirc. So my target age range was 22-27.
And to add what jack said,if your single and have more than 10 friends on facebook who are female and cant get a regular jump,then you truly have failed at life
Hoochie
24-01-11, 12:46 PM
Its rare to find a father who has primary care of children IME.
I'm sure it is, but my point was if you had children and were no longer with the childs mother, then you too have kids and chances are unless you are a complete c0ck you are going to have access and overnight/weekend stays, which to potential young single girls this could also be off putting...
women are hard work.....
1. they spend 4 hours getting dressed for an even that lasts 3, then spend every moment telling their bloke off because the bloke only said he liked her outfit because he wanted to go out....
2. they then complain that when wearing a revealing outfit that the above event, someone was looking at their boobs......well, what else are we blokes going to do????
3. pulling the its your turn to drive card, and then not drinking, so the bloke has had a crap time at your friends do........
4. bloke then gets told off for not enjoying himself at above do.
Men are stubborn feckers though that don't like talking. So you never know what exactly is going on in there heads and you just have to put pieces together and then you get moaned at when you come to the wrong conclusion!
Men are stubborn feckers though that don't like talking. So you never know what exactly is going on in there heads and you just have to put pieces together and then you get moaned at when you come to the wrong conclusion!
not all men are like that lol
i say what im thinking most of the time, which according to most women is wrong lol you cant win lol
not all men are like that lol
i say what im thinking most of the time, which according to most women is wrong lol you cant win lol
A man that actually says what he's thinking rather then keeps it quiet is much better imo. Would make for a lot less stress lol
Hoochie
24-01-11, 12:55 PM
not all men are like that lol
i say what im thinking most of the time, which according to most women is wrong lol you cant win lol
Best way to be IMO, i speak my mind, take me or leave me basically, i most certainly do not mince my words and i believe that is the best way.
stubbornness is a skill that blokes pick up... my grandad even pretended to go deaf so that he could carry on doing what he wanted even though my gran always reckoned he was doing it wrong......
its all about compromise, tact, and diplomacy....as long as you strike a good balance, it works fine......i've been married for 15 years, it really isn't easy.... last week it was taking delivery of a sofa 6" too big for the gap, and she claimed to have measured it fine......even though i said it wouldn't fit...
this week its redecorating a bedroom & she reckons we can fit huge amounts of furniture in..... we can't..... but i'll play along with her until she proves herself wrong....
Why do men rarely ever admit they're wrong either...or say sorry. That annoys me!
when we are wrong, we admit it...
i have to apologise regularly for jumping to conclusions about things at home, to keep the peace, then get the apology back on appeal....
my middle daughter lost her new phone...... so i said it must be under her bed.....i was told that i was wrong by the missus & had to say sorry.....
re the redecoration.... i moved her bed & there it was........
Why do men rarely ever admit they're wrong either...or say sorry. That annoys me!
I apologise to my mrs if im wrong or have done summat bad,and i say if im wrong or mistaken.
She doesnt,its ALWAYS omebody elses fault and i dont recall her ever saying sorry.....shes a cunnt lol
You two must be the exception to the rule then as I have never once met a man that will say sorry when he's done something wrong. I must just know idiots lol
Saying that i'm an idiot and I tend to apologise even when it's the other person in the wrong.
no i always apologize when in the wrong
thinks its women who have trouble saying sorry lol
2. they then complain that when wearing a revealing outfit that the above event, someone was looking at their boobs......well, what else are we blokes going to do????
I've been caught out doing that many times (as I'm sure most have) and the woman looks disgusted because I looked at her tits that shes got on show almost to the nipples. If you're going to put it on show I'm going to look, its what people do.
Hoochie
24-01-11, 01:15 PM
I apologise to my mrs if im wrong or have done summat bad,and i say if im wrong or mistaken.
She doesnt,its ALWAYS omebody elses fault and i dont recall her ever saying sorry.....shes a cunnt lol
This made me lol, i get called that quite often, usually for proving him wrong...:d
no i always apologize when in the wrong
thinks its women who have trouble saying sorry lol
With the amount I end up apologising for I probably apologise enough for every woman out there lol
Hoochie
24-01-11, 01:44 PM
With the amount I end up apologising for I probably apologise enough for every woman out there lol
Noooooooooooooo never ever apologise for something you have not done..:)
I've been caught out doing that many times (as I'm sure most have) and the woman looks disgusted because I looked at her tits that shes got on show almost to the nipples. If you're going to put it on show I'm going to look, its what people do.
i went to a mates 40th at a curry house and was sat opposite 2 women with proper spilling out tops on..... it was the most difficult night i've ever had to endure... the conversation was going from left to right like a tennis match & i ended up with a sore neck from keeping my head up so as not to get noticed.......
Boys are a real pain!
Considering we are the better sex I'd like an explanation as to why you would say that.
Considering we are the better sex I'd like an explanation as to why you would say that.
Big headedness, need i say more lol :P
Big headedness, need i say more lol :P
Ahhh touché.
kevster
24-01-11, 09:26 PM
Considering we are the better sex I'd like an explanation as to why you would say that.
lol lol lol lol lol lol
ha ha your not all bad! :)
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