It's time for me to be honest....

[brownbear]

Hopefully you will all learn from my mistake...

I'm a Gay man with a terrible disease...
There's no cure but I've found a way to make my life better.

On Saturday I'm going to get the cure to this god awful disease I'm carrying... 8 months of exposure is more than enough to catch it. It's wrong and dirty.... But at the time it felt good. Even when the police got involved in my obsession with it... I still carried on! I rode the wave of destruction till it died beneath me. But I know I'm going to be cured temporarily...

I'm buying a Nova.

[wwmnw]

**** mate, sorry to hear that :( get well soon or R.I.P :cry:

[Southie]

:eek: You've come out at last, congratulations and Welcome to PNG lol

[Rexy]

Thats worse than bad aids.

[Edd]

lol

What nova you getting ?

[brownbear]

Thats worse than bad aids.

I know I've got that too, still trying to sue Kate moss for promoting heroin chic...

[mowgli]

i thought you had VD, (veedub)..... you have my sympathy... you are at the right place though, there are people on here who will bend over backwards for you.

[brownbear]

lol

What nova you getting ?

Not the one I've tricked people into funking I'm buying...

Nor ades (still f***ing gutted I missed that one)

[brownbear]

i thought you had VD, (veedub)..... you have my sympathy... you are at the right place though, there are people on here who will bend over backwards for you.

I've got that too.... Cured that with splits and a charger...

[mowgli]

http://caughtinthemiddleman.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/splits.jpg

??????

[mowgli]

http://olbroad.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/1906_3.jpg???

[Hobbit]

you do realise you have to start acting camp now? :p lol

[brownbear]

you do realise you have to start acting camp now? :p lol

You mean I can't pretend to be straight like Matt Brown and Baxter??
Awwwwww! :(

[Hobbit]

you're forgetting Spud...

[bazil]

I feel for you :( I just hope it's not the serious strength illness and your able to stop at 1, if you reach 2 your well fooked,

[mowgli]

I feel for you :( I just hope it's not the serious strength illness and your able to stop at 1, if you reach 2 your well fooked,
thats where i've been going wrong, i need to get a second nova, and i'll get a sex life again....woohoo

[AlexW]

Its ok, the cure of a nova seems to be a 12v corsa.

[Hobbit]

lol I'd rather choose death lol

[brownbear]

I'd rather have bad aids. Lol

[Southie]

Its ok, the cure of a nova seems to be a 12v corsa.
That's how he started out...

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/louis-spence-cosmopolitan-ultimate-woman-0s54X9.jpg

[amggsi]

thats where i've been going wrong, i need to get a second nova, and i'll get a sex life again....woohoo

If only it worked like that, because by that logic I should be red raw!!lol

[Keif]

Thats worse than bad aids.

Yeah, cause there's a GOOD version of AIDS! lol

[General Baxter]

leave me out of this lol

[Jack]

you're forgetting Spud...
Spud is camper than a field full of scouts

[Spudly]

Oi, quit it with the spud bashing, toms the gay one in this thread, take the piss out of him lol


I bet Asa only ever found png because he googled 'naughty gays' and seen as how someone many moons ago said this is the 'Plethora of Naughty Gays' club, google found that so he signed up and bought a nova thinking it was like the dogging secret handshake and went along to the national weekend for some fun, bet he was disappointed to be confronted with all of our rabble lol

[mowgli]

the reason novas are parked up in strange places with steamed up windows is cos the heaters are knackered & they broke down...... well, thats the official reason

[Andy]

the reason novas are parked up in strange places with steamed up windows is cos the heaters are knackered & they broke down...... well, thats the official reason
lol headgasket failure is usually the cause

[mowgli]

and the steam is caused by something getting blown..........

[Dan Stanley]

This is the funniest PNG thread ever!!!!
I would have said that it should be saved and put in the sticky section, but someone will make a gay joke out of that!!
lol lol lol lol

[Spudly]

Mate its the png, we can make a ghey joke out of anything lol

[brownbear]

Even ghays.....

[Spudly]

Even ghays.....



Especially :p

[Asa-James]

I bet Asa only ever found png because he googled 'naughty gays' and seen as how someone many moons ago said this is the 'Plethora of Naughty Gays' club, google found that so he signed up and bought a nova thinking it was like the dogging secret handshake and went along to the national weekend for some fun, bet he was disappointed to be confronted with all of our rabble lol

I wouldnt say disappointed... Xx

[mowgli]

Mate its the png, we can make a ghey joke out of anything lol

i'm right behind you on that, spudders

[John]

i'm right behind you on that, spudders

lol So much lolz in this thread

[BRoadGhost]

Gay or not you're an idiot:-

"There's no cure but I've found a way to make my life better.

On Saturday I'm going to get the cure to this god awful disease I'm carrying."

[djbrowney]

****ing lol ^

[brownbear]

Gay or not you're an idiot:-

"There's no cure but I've found a way to make my life better.

On Saturday I'm going to get the cure to this god awful disease I'm carrying."


I'm deranged with my own illness.

My extensive vocabulary is no match for my inability to type whilst under this hypnotic spell. (either that or I didn't edit the copy and paste from facebook)

[brownbear]

P.s, step up and red font. Cheap ass...

[mowgli]

Cheap ass...

is there a special offer???

[Spudly]

Lol mowgli is interested Tom, get your price book out and sell sell sell lol

[bazil]

I beleive us red fonters get discounts??

[brownbear]

We are bordering a club chat Arthur or Martha conversation here lads....

Step away from the ass.

[Rob]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1002/one-step-away-ass-mouth-gay-bike-boobs-sore-demotivational-poster-1265670440.png

[bazil]

Sooooo what variation of the illness do you have? The common hatch, the rarer loon or the very lesser spotted cabrio?

[Southie]

You forgot gayass estateass but these are inbreeds lol

[brownbear]

Box arches.....

[mk1nova_rich]

Box arches.....

3 door hatch...?! If so rep coming your way :thumb:

[Asa-James]

Box arches.....


It's been done...

[mk1nova_rich]

You forgot gayass estateass but these are inbreeds lol

but are seriously cool as feck :cool:

[mowgli]

i know you 2 were looking at ades sr.......what did tom buy then??

[General Baxter]

3 door hatch...?! If so rep coming your way :thumb:

could be a spider lol

[brownbear]

The convi failed.... It's a hatch.