View Full Version : Astra muppet lol
http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showthread.php?t=289152
i lol at it :)
The real muppet is here http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284282
Hoochie
18-01-11, 11:50 AM
A rather large plum.
brownbear
18-01-11, 12:15 PM
People like that make me wish I was White...
Southie
18-01-11, 12:20 PM
http://i345.photobucket.com/albums/p379/SOUTHIE01/Smilie%20GIFs%20pt2/smokespliff.gif
Danny s-p
18-01-11, 12:51 PM
The real muppet is here http://www.astraownersclub.com/vb/showthread.php?t=284282you have never seen it go down the strip then have you it one fast people carrier
you have never seen it go down the strip then have you it one fast people carrier
like saying this pile of manure is the best........ why a zafira??? when the same engine in an astra would be a lot quicker because of the weight & aerodynamics.
i know plenty of people like that sadly lol
MK1_Ben
18-01-11, 01:08 PM
But watching a 600+ bhp people carrier down the strip is alot more amusing than an Astra of the same power :)
you have never seen it go down the strip then have you it one fast people carrier
That it may be, but he's stuck a turbo on it capable of 700+ BHP and claims its what he'll have, and it has been on a rolling road and produced 600+ BHP which he took for gospel, needless to say it was a back street dyno, if you had read the thread on vauxsport, Specky said he'd put it on the dyno dynamics RR at his work for free if it made what the lad was claiming.
He also claimed he was going to beat Specky, which he may do, but probably not in that or anytime soon as Specky is getting faster and faster.
Edit: The thread http://www.vauxhall-sport-forum.com/phpBB2/700and-bhp-corsa-t14404.html
I was ashamed to be british when i started reading that. Then he mentioned he had a son, so the moron has been breeding, and that's when I had to stop reading and go and throw up.
I was ashamed to be british when i started reading that. Then he mentioned he had a son, so the moron has been breeding, and that's when I had to stop reading and go and throw up.
****ing LOLing hard!
Danny s-p
18-01-11, 01:41 PM
like saying this pile of manure is the best........ why a zafira??? when the same engine in an astra would be a lot quicker because of the weight & aerodynamics.becaue you can't fit all the camping gear in a astralol and astras are gay i hate them now and are never getting one again. i hate my pile of s**t and wish i got a corsa sri with the same engine as my astra now
becaue you can't fit all the camping gear in a astralol and astras are gay i hate them now and are never getting one again. i hate my pile of s**t and wish i got a corsa sri with the same engine as my astra now
Nothing wrong with that Astra, its just your driving :cry:
Danny s-p
18-01-11, 01:59 PM
my driving from the state of your last car how can you say that. and really the astra is pants if you had to live with it you wood hate it **** fuel economy and yes i drove it for a week a sensible as i cud and it still only got 34.6 mpg + electrics keep messing up leaks air in both pasanger side windows if you go over 50mph + if you get a inch of snow you may as well park it up and walk it that bad all the new astra owners are moaning about the car
How can I say that? Because it rotted away, as Nova's do if not looked after, and I never looked after it, and it was badly repaired long before I bought it (before I could even drive).
Jonesyboy
18-01-11, 02:47 PM
Don't under estimate my car lol
GRUNT 16V
18-01-11, 03:07 PM
WHAT A FECKING TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!! lololololololololol
When your a young lad,you aspire to be your dad,hes the hardest,coolest guy on the planet.He can do anything.
God bless that little boy
Just seen this. lol
35 BHP max more than his GTi-R and he seems to think it will 'destroy' a 600 BHP Zafira that made him it's bitch in when in his Nissan. LOL
Also 'I let my car do the talking' is great. He'd only had it a day!
*reads rest of replies* :d I smell troll.
Read up to about page four and its obviously either a ten year old, or a ten year old signed up to take the piss, unless it really is just one of lifes total peenarses lol
The whole forum takes the p!ss. Stolen their abbreviation from the Almera Owners Club, and not content with that, they even ripped off their logo. lol
Only read the first few posts, cba with threads like that. Genuinely stupid ones are amusing, but there's too many of those "i'll come on and pretend to be silly to get a thread blasted around the internt and be famous" threads.
Danny s-p
18-01-11, 05:57 PM
The whole forum takes the p!ss. Stolen their abbreviation from the Almera Owners Club, and not content with that, they even ripped off their logo. lolim STILL waiting on my club pack from them only joined last august lol but the north east lads seam canny good lads and i fined all the faults out with my car on there to :d
To be fair its normally a decent froum.Ive been on there 3 years and cant say ive really seen owt as bad as on here regarding retarded trolls,this forum seems to be a magnet for them for some reason.
Danny s-p
18-01-11, 06:01 PM
what your name over on there andy and what shape astra you got. you going to the north east meet this month
LEWI007
18-01-11, 06:01 PM
To be fair its normally a decent froum.Ive been on there 3 years and cant say ive really seen owt as bad as on here regarding retarded trolls,this forum seems to be a magnet for them for some reason.
It comes with novas lol
i had the fusion 21 but my son has it now
fcuk me he was allowed to breed
I think I saw that zafira at pvs, didn't look that fast, the race I watched it got beat too
what your name over on there andy and what shape astra you got. you going to the north east meet this month
Ive got a Astra H 1.3cdti.Used to have a mk4 Sri.
Its my mrs account that i use on there.LynneSri
I dont go to the meets etc.Merely use it for technical info and troubleshooting
The whole forum takes the p!ss. Stolen their abbreviation from the Almera Owners Club, and not content with that, they even ripped off their logo. lol
Yeah.
This
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/Keif_1974/AOC1.jpg
and this
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/Keif_1974/AOC2.jpg
Look EXACTLY the same. lol
TeddyThom
18-01-11, 07:01 PM
I want that Zafira!!!!!!!
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i124/Keif_1974/AOC1.jpg
That looks more like its advertising the fact the members can't park? lol
kiwinova
18-01-11, 08:04 PM
lol lol lol lol What an a******e
this did make me laught too
'racing on the streets is like winning gold in the special olympics, you might win but your still a retard'
I want that Zafira!!!!!!!
i saw the feature on that zafira in total vaullox mag, and i was taken by the really bad welding on the boost pipe. all that stainless, and some rusty pigeon muck.....
seriously, i don't think it has 700 real hp. more like pub hp....i just can't see how a roadgoing zafira could have that power and hold together.
tomnovaloon
18-01-11, 09:11 PM
well hes got a bigger boost pipe that settles it im backin down
Pistol Pete
18-01-11, 09:23 PM
Only read the first few posts, cba with threads like that. Genuinely stupid ones are amusing, but there's too many of those "i'll come on and pretend to be silly to get a thread blasted around the internt and be famous" threads.
This. Its not big and its not clever. Bit like facepalm69 really...lol
lol at the 700bhp zafira!
VnoNovaD
20-01-11, 02:10 PM
lol at the 700bhp zafira!
....think my car could probably spin the front wheels past it. Mind,
minez a turbo. And im a pretty good driver. :wtf:
Gareth_C
20-01-11, 02:52 PM
I had to stop reading people in the office were looking at me cause im laughing so hard. He's acting like he's in a playground and all i have to say is my dad is bigger than his dad lol.
But my favourite bit was from techy with this:
you really are dumb, i said i couldn't care less
racing on the streets is like winning gold in the special olympics, you might win but your still a retard lol lol lol
TeddyThom
20-01-11, 05:55 PM
i saw the feature on that zafira in total vaullox mag, and i was taken by the really bad welding on the boost pipe. all that stainless, and some rusty pigeon muck.....
seriously, i don't think it has 700 real hp. more like pub hp....i just can't see how a roadgoing zafira could have that power and hold together.
Would be interesting to see if it was a real 700hp.
I once saw a GSi Zaffy p!ss all over an Evo 6, made me lol and to this day ever since I saw that I've wanted one.
MattBrown
20-01-11, 06:02 PM
I think I saw that zafira at pvs, didn't look that fast, the race I watched it got beat too
Quick for a bus.
But, he had to be a dick and make it backfire, burst a lads eat drum who was in out group.
He was also driving far to fast around the site at pvs.
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