Well, ya bunch of sissies!!

[claire6069]

hey, dont shoot the messenger!!

http://him.uk.msn.com/in-the-know/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=155574388

first man on here to do what the ancient mexicans did (image 7) i'll personally give you 100 quid lol (photographic evidence required and no photoshops lol)

[AlexW]

Only cos the ancient women did nothing lol

[mowgli]

pah... we had to put up with labour for over 10 years.....

[VnoNovaD]

I retort with:

Ancient man would be trerrible at Streetfighter 3.

I win.

[Andy]

Got as far as "like" and "be the 1st of your friends to like this" and it got red X'd........

[mowgli]

string round your balls with her on the other end of it......right.....thats modern marriage..........

[Southie]

hey, dont shoot the messenger!!

Know your place...





... http://my-photo-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-kitchen.jpg

[mowgli]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:SZyw5M13ayZeKM:http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/Brandon_Stealth/RequestAvy8.png?t=1289169276&t=1

watch it....she'll strike when you least expect it

[Southie]

I know she's a tad scary...


http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ginger-sock-man-299x300.jpg

[Lewis.]

Know your place...





... http://my-photo-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/old-kitchen.jpg

fooking lol


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Southie again.

:(

[TeddyThom]

hey, dont shoot the messenger!!

http://him.uk.msn.com/in-the-know/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=155574388

first man on here to do what the ancient mexicans did (image 7) i'll personally give you 100 quid lol (photographic evidence required and no photoshops lol)

I believe the term is fook that!!!

[Derick-Sport]

women have rights like men now so they act like men but even more so hence the slow evaporation of the Proper Man




(waits for ban) lol

[claire6069]

fpmsl Southie, cheers for the pic lol

and as for the kitchen, i shall hunt you down and boil YOU for tea lol

derick - i think its the fact that women act like men better than men so men copy us...............it just happens they copy the feminine bits too lol

[Southie]

I like hot tubs lol I've less meat on me than spare ribs so id only be a light snack.

[ste porter]

I know she's a tad scary...


http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ginger-sock-man-299x300.jpg



+1 mate had me in pmsl :thumb:

[db_1.2]

Only cos the ancient women did nothing lol

Some things never change :d

[claire6069]

I like hot tubs lol I've less meat on me than spare ribs so id only be a light snack.

ahhh less meat means it'd hurt more when i drop you in the boiling water lol

ironically i was reading my serial killer book last night and it told the story of a guy who actually boiled a human head lol

[Lynsey]

Gross! And ROFL @ this thead lol

Useless modern men eh?!

[mowgli]

was there a recipe??

[claire6069]

a recipe pmsl mowgli, i'm not going to give you tips on how to boil your wifes head, your own head yes, but not your wifes lol

i think you would make an interesting case study for my psychology degree lol

[mowgli]

i also do bookings for childrens parties & bar mitzvahs

[Southie]

I could just drink a glass of cianti th th th th lol

[mowgli]

if i ever needed to..... there would not be a trail of evidence......i'm too good at digging holes...

[claire6069]

going totally off topic here but i was thinking the other day, if i jumped in my car, drove up to yorkshire or somewhere, found an isolated house, murdered everyone in it and then came home, the police would have no way of tracing me at all (except for this thread comment now lol)

[mowgli]

so apart from the humber bridge toll booth having a camera, and all of the dna evidence, oh, and all of the other cctv cameras, you'd get off easy...

so who has offended you this time??

[Southie]

going totally off topic here but i was thinking the other day, if i jumped in my car, drove up to yorkshire or somewhere, found an isolated house, murdered everyone in it and then came home, the police would have no way of tracing me at all (except for this thread comment now lol)
eeeeer I live in Yorkshire :eek: Now I'm scared... Runs away.........

[claire6069]

but i have no criminal record so what good is dna evidence?! thousands of cars go through humber bridge, they'd have no reason to pick mine out lol

no ones offended me, just my warped mind lol

[claire6069]

eeeeer I live in Yorkshire :eek: Now I'm scared... Runs away.........

hahaha serves you right for the kitchen pic and the other thing lol

you thought i was joking about boiling you in a pan lol :p

[Southie]

Ste Porter rip...








... he's alive people don't fret lol

Edit: really scared now :(

[mowgli]

we had a lengthy convo at work about how to dispose of somebody.... it was actually quite worrying that we worked out the best way to disappear someone.....someone was harassing a workmate & his family at the time... eventually, a simple 2 lads kicking the crap out of him in an alley in town did the trick.

[16v Nova Kev]

:cry:
I know she's a tad scary...


http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ginger-sock-man-299x300.jpg


rofl i giggled so hard i nearly shat myselflol :cry: lol :cry: lol

[ste porter]

no bridge crossing needed mate and even if we did need to it would be a1,m62,m180 any way (dont forget im a lorry driver mowgli head like an atlas)

[Spudly]

we had a lengthy convo at work about how to dispose of somebody.... it was actually quite worrying that we worked out the best way to disappear someone.....





Well apparently so i hear, the best way to dispose of a body is to feed it to a pack of hungry pigs......




http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHxS4rNf5elnWhMHs6gNsai0Tvj6kjh iR-iVDK_tBhMnD6PGxy

[claire6069]

lime with the body dissolves it very quickly and leaves no traces.......

[claire6069]

no bridge crossing needed mate and even if we did need to it would be a1,m62,m180 any way (dont forget im a lorry driver mowgli head like an atlas)

an atlas sieve that sleeps in a skirt lol

[ste porter]

concreet wellys and bottom of the north sea let the crabs finish the job!

[ste porter]

an atlas sieve that sleeps in a skirt lol

bolocks

[Spudly]

lime with the body dissolves it very quickly and leaves no traces.......






Need properly loads though otherwise the acids in the body neutralise it after so long, so if you dont use enough there will be half a body left, and you dont want to be going back to check every now and then do you lol

[Southie]

This should be moved to club chat you'll give sloth ideas lol

[mowgli]

lime with the body dissolves it very quickly and leaves no traces.......

lime simply burns the top layer a bit... quicklime is what does serious damage...

[mowgli]

no bridge crossing needed mate and even if we did need to it would be a1,m62,m180 any way (dont forget im a lorry driver mowgli head like an atlas)

and thus, being a trucker, you are the sworn enemy of the humber bridge & their ridiculous toll charges....

best way to cover your tracks is minor a roads & b roads.... less cameras on them.

[ste porter]

im telling you your getting far to involved

bag of cement old bucket insert feed go for a boat ride jobs a good un you dont even need to kill them first !

[claire6069]

im concerned you know that mowgli, have you been married before by any chance?! lol

i was watchin a documentary on albert shawcross the other night, the interviewer was asking him about june cierco, a woman he murdered and decapitated, albert went back a few hours later to move the head, the reporter said to him 'how did you remove the head?' (meaning how did he cut it off) and albert replied 'well, i picked it up and moved it' lol

[ste porter]

im telling you best way by far trust me lol

[mowgli]

put one deep enough, in a large enough hole, it won't be found... or inside the footprint of a new house before the floor gets put in... or better still under a new road or concrete yard...needs to be at least 6' down & it would be really difficult to find.

[mowgli]

im telling you your getting far to involved

bag of cement old bucket insert feed go for a boat ride jobs a good un you dont even need to kill them first !

a decomposing body will easily float up a good 40kg of weight before the body bursts....
or the body will fall apart & the rest will float up....

[claire6069]

put one deep enough, in a large enough hole, it won't be found... or inside the footprint of a new house before the floor gets put in... or better still under a new road or concrete yard...needs to be at least 6' down & it would be really difficult to find.

under a new house?! isnt this how poltergeist came about?! lol

[mowgli]

im concerned you know that mowgli, have you been married before by any chance?! lol

i was watchin a documentary on albert shawcross the other night, the interviewer was asking him about june cierco, a woman he murdered and decapitated, albert went back a few hours later to move the head, the reporter said to him 'how did you remove the head?' (meaning how did he cut it off) and albert replied 'well, i picked it up and moved it' lol

nope, one marriage is enough for me... i've just read too many detective novels

[mowgli]

under a new house?! isnt this how poltergeist came about?! lol

pretty much...... but as ghosts aren't real, it doesn't matter

[claire6069]

nope, one marriage is enough for me... i've just read too many detective novels

hahahaha what a way to sum a marriage up lol

and yes, ghosts are real!!

[mowgli]

i wouldn't even do the wedding rehearsal.......

[ste porter]

a decomposing body will easily float up a good 40kg of weight before the body bursts....
or the body will fall apart & the rest will float up....

how much do you think a bag of cement weighs when mixed and set? and where would the link be to yourself? most of the body would have been eaten and nibbled at well before its a problem and the presure down there would be enough to compact the body and rid it of most of its boyancy any way

[claire6069]

im concerned you know this babes, please dont come to bed tonight, i would like to wake up in the morning.......

[bazil]

Wouldn't the feet still be in the boots lol


Oh and pigs for sure, those things leave nothing!

[mowgli]

one bag of cement weighs 25kg. to mix it strong enough to rapid harden, it would need to be 1:1 mix, so max 50kg if yoyu are tidy. any added water soon evaporates off. your grand plan sort of depends on where you go with the boat.... round where i live, we only have canals, & they are 4ft deep, so trying to lose a body would be a bit difficult..

[claire6069]

knowing ste, he means going out into the atlantic in a canoe lol

[Southie]

Ste weld Claire to the 4x4 nova, what a way to go lol

[ste porter]

one bag of cement weighs 25kg. to mix it strong enough to rapid harden, it would need to be 1:1 mix, so max 50kg if yoyu are tidy. any added water soon evaporates off. your grand plan sort of depends on where you go with the boat.... round where i live, we only have canals, & they are 4ft deep, so trying to lose a body would be a bit difficult..


i said north sea where the cod crabs lobsters ect would make mince meat of it in a few days and lets face it if you was going to do it you would be organised enough to make sure that you had enough concret and a boat capable to be able to head that way but you would also need to make sure its not in a trawlers hot spot

my advice dont piss off a scotish fisherman

[claire6069]

Ste weld Claire to the 4x4 nova, what a way to go lol

oi lol

as much as im sure he'd love to, he couldnt, he cant live without me lol

[Spudly]

oi lol

as much as im sure he'd love to, he couldnt, he cant live without me lol




And he would miss the nova too :p

[claire6069]

cant really call it a nova..............or a car atm lol

[Southie]

oi lol

as much as im sure he'd love to, he couldnt, he cant live without me lol
I'm sure he could buy one of those dolls that were featured in 18+ lol No back chat lol

[ste porter]

Ste weld Claire to the 4x4 nova, what a way to go lol

im not sure how to take that?

if its an indication that you think i will roll it or an indication that it wont be strong enough and will kill us

or just that you perceeve claire as a lump of steel ?

my opinion all 3 are fair comments lol

[mowgli]

d'you think they even do ginger ones?

[Spudly]

im not sure how to take that?

if its an indication that you think i will roll it or an indication that it wont be strong enough and will kill us

or just that you perceeve claire as a lump of steel ?

my opinion all 3 are fair comments lol



And by agreeing to those comments youre opening yourself to a nice big slap methinks:eek:




Btw, yhpm:p

[claire6069]

mowgli, quit it with the ginger lol

steven - as for the lump of steel comment, your week ban from last night is now a month, congratulations :) lol

[ste porter]

would be a sin not to everyone needs a doll with ginger curtains and carpet to match

[mowgli]

porter is on proper trouble..... you called him steven...

[Spudly]

steven - as for the lump of steel comment, your week ban from last night is now a month, congratulations :) lol




Cool means youre definately free on sunday lol

[claire6069]

o yes and now its steven robert and hes going to get the silent treatment for the rest of the night

[ste porter]

o yes and now its steven robert and hes going to get the silent treatment for the rest of the night

pmsl shes sat 8 feet away ignoring me now pmsl

[Spudly]

o yes and now its steven robert and hes going to get the silent treatment for the rest of the night




But youve failed in that as youre talking to him on here, even though i can imagine he is sat on the sofa next to/behind you, and i imagine grinning like a mischeivous school kid as he does lol

[claire6069]

i wonder why when i get more niceities from the cat...........

edit - believe me spud, i know how to wipe that smile off his face lol

[mowgli]

i bet you do

[claire6069]

hahahahaha!!!

[wwmnw]

first man on here to do what the ancient mexicans did (image 7) i'll personally give you 100 quid lol (photographic evidence required and no photoshops lol)

:wtf: that's just part of foreplay isn't it?

[claire6069]

lmao into some s&m are we wwmnw?!

[mowgli]

my mum's dyslexic... she used to buy my underwear from s&m... i got funny looks at park street primary school getting changed for PE

[Southie]

Mowgli pmsl, thanks for the new quote in my signature :d

[mowgli]

glad to be of service.

[claire6069]

hahaha!!! epic reply mowgli lol

[hendrix]

well this thread has reallly made me giggle. I'm part of the ginger club ste, they are not to be messed with lol

[claire6069]

good man hendrix lol +1!!

[Mike]

well this thread has reallly made me giggle. I'm part of the ginger club ste, they are not to be messed with lol

I know a ginger bird who Id happily mess with, so ill have to disagree there Andy im afraid!

Strangely though, her name is Robyn Hood :S

[claire6069]

lmao Mike, lets hope your mrs dont read this lol but good man, us gingers rule :thumb: we're like nova's - blatantly rusty (before anyone starts, im referring to the hair colour lol) and we're getting rarer and more unappreciated lol its an acquired taste lol

[Mike]

Mrs Mike informs me every now & again she has lesbianesque dreams (winnar!) so Ive formulated a cunning plan involving lots of win :)

[mowgli]

lmao Mike, lets hope your mrs dont read this lol but good man, us gingers rule :thumb: we're like nova's - old shaggers and we're very cheap & after 5 minutes will blow something lol


editted for troof

[Mike]

AFPMSL lol lol lol lol

[claire6069]

bad mowgli!!! bad mowgli!! a redheaded prostitute doesnt count as a redhead experience you know......

lmao @ mike, lots of win lol

[Mike]

bad mowgli!!! bad mowgli!! a redheaded prostitute doesnt count as a redhead experience you know......

lmao @ mike, lots of win lol

Out of interest... an because im a perv... what does count as a "redhead experience"?

[Andy]

Out of interest... an because im a perv... what does count as a "redhead experience"?
Bianca Jackson?????? shouting RRIIIICCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY on your telly??

[mowgli]

mike she probably wants to try a strap on on you......

[mowgli]

Out of interest... an because im a perv... what does count as a "redhead experience"?

earache & disappointment mostly

[Mike]

Bianca Jackson?????? shouting RRIIIICCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY on your telly??

Rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

[claire6069]

pmsl definitely not a 10 minute quickie for 50 quid down a back alley lol

you need a fair amount of spare time, a cheeky imagination and lots of toys :d

[Mike]

mike she probably wants to try a strap on on you......

Im of sound open mind on the most part, would never say never lol lol lol

£50??!! Fúck sake I know theres been a credit crunch but thats ridic :S

Ive got Lego if that counts?

[Andy]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgLq3ZnMwfRVbj3HNy9zkeL3sw7MQ4O W_-ISxYh-dTS8eR6msekQ LMFAO lol lol lol

[mowgli]

you need a fair amount of spare time, a cheeky imagination and lots of toys :d

we are on about a shag here, not a bloody playgroup

[claire6069]

hahahaha most men will never admit to anything about that area but all of them enjoy it!!

lol did you not see the Jeremy Kyle where this guy paid his sister in law £10 for a quicky at his 25th anniversary party lol

edit - mowgli, things in the sexual world have moved on from just the missionary position you know lol

[mowgli]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSgLq3ZnMwfRVbj3HNy9zkeL3sw7MQ4O W_-ISxYh-dTS8eR6msekQ LMFAO lol lol lol

a cheap red bucket sums her up a treat.....

[Andy]

a cheap red bucket sums her up a treat.....
lol lol very quick:thumb: .

[Mike]

hahahaha most men will never admit to anything about that area but all of them enjoy it!!

lol did you not see the Jeremy Kyle where this guy paid his sister in law £10 for a quicky at his 25th anniversary party lol

edit - mowgli, things in the sexual world have moved on from just the missionary position you know lol

I feel sorry for Ste's bumholio then :S

FLOL @ missionary comment lol

[mowgli]

hahahaha most men will never admit to anything about that area but all of them enjoy it!!

lol did you not see the Jeremy Kyle where this guy paid his sister in law £10 for a quicky at his 25th anniversary party lol

edit - mowgli, things in the sexual world have moved on from just the missionary position you know lol

oh really.....i don't have time for anal sex..... i'm lucky to get annual sex

[claire6069]

hahahahahahaha!!! i somehow forgot you're married..................

i dont know how when you're so full of joy and lovely compliments, never a hint of sarcasm, pessimism or bitterness lol

[mowgli]

I feel sorry for Ste's bumholio then :S

FLOL @ missionary comment lol

i'll be looking for ste's john wayne walk....

http://imagecache6.allposters.com/LRG/17/1713/6CR1D00Z.jpg

[Mike]

lol lol

"is that a gun in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me" lol

[Jack]

One of my ex thingys was ginger :(

Sister in laws are fair game though.

[mowgli]

jack, i won't even take a picture of my sister in law........
i haven't got a big enough memory card... she weighs 30 stone ish.... you'd need her to fart, to give you a clue where to aim for...

[claire6069]

lmao mowgli, some of your comments are so random lol must be due to all your frustration, i'm guessing your annual sex is at christmas so you're dreading the 48 week wait till next time lol

[ste porter]

mowgli your a legend pmsl have some rep