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LADY SOVEREIGN "Public Warning"
Public warning, who's in town?
Public warning, all bow down.
I'm riding here on this beat,
coz I don't give a monkey's what you think about me, mmm hmm,
It's on, no long ting, it's on,
Ding dong, who's that peek-a-boo it Sov,
Yo,ladies and gentlemen this ain't no experiment,
It's the uneducated example of intelligence,
My prevalence means more then you irrelevance,
It's evident, there's evidence, that I am bloody excellent,
Yo, flows are gonna kill ya, coz they're bigger and they're badder,
When I flow upon a mic I am a heavyweight chatter,
You'll get battered no matter with a dutty backhander,
If I discover that you are a hater,
See I told you that I'm better,
Remember when Betty bought a bit of butter,
Well I'm bringing a bit of better, a bit of gutter, a bit of uh uh, a bit of haha,
A bit of every little damn thing.
blah Blah BLAH.
The random and missing apostrophe's present in the above sig make a mockery of the quoted section from these 'lyrics'. lol
By the way, I don't listen to Lady Sov's BS. I was interested to know where the quote hailed from, so I Googled it. Something Dave should maybe have done. Then again, had he not polluted his ears with her charva muck in the first place this thread would not exist. lol
Hands with too much time on them by any chance Liam?
hendrix
08-01-11, 10:08 PM
erghhhhh lady sovereign. Mind you I'd still smash the granny out the silly slag lol
Hands with too much time on them by any chance Liam?
Always when online. Killing time talkin sh!t till the footy highlights are on. :)
Admit it. I schooled that bitch! lol
I am glad to say I have absolutely no idea who she is.
Pistol Pete
08-01-11, 10:15 PM
erghhhhh lady sovereign. Mind you I'd still smash the granny out the silly slag lol
She eats from the furry plate IIRC.
She eats from the furry plate IIRC.
Bet she has no fur on her rat though. Dirty skank.
Reet up! lol
Pistol Pete
08-01-11, 10:17 PM
Shaven haven??! lol
Respek'.
(Note the apostrophe placement young padawan.) lol
Pistol Pete
08-01-11, 10:20 PM
Brap!!
What time are these highlights on the night?
I'm now being one of of those ar$eholes that doesn't Google for answers of his own on very easily resolved subjects.
hendrix
08-01-11, 10:29 PM
Bet she has no fur on her rat though. Dirty skank.
Reet up! lol
http://ants.planet.ee/trap/referee%20pics%20or%20gtfo.jpg
hendrix
08-01-11, 10:30 PM
oh and they are on now ITV1
erghhhhh lady sovereign. Mind you I'd still smash the granny out the silly slag lol
She actually is quite pretty when shes not "chavved up".....and when shes got her mouth shut lol
hendrix
08-01-11, 10:34 PM
I'll agree with that
oh and they are on now ITV1
Damn ITV. I don't have that set to record FFS. BRB...... lol
hendrix
08-01-11, 10:38 PM
I'm looking out for myself. Was stewarding opposite the camera at Glanford Park today
The text is in the same style she scrawled it down on when she first wrote the lyrics, the "Uneducated example of intelliegnce" phrase is the whole point of the spelling mistakes and punctuation, hence why its got them, its copied exactly as she wrote it down on the paper
Oh.. and also...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/l14.jpg
Capital letters at the beginning of new sentances only, and capital latters after full stops, TBH CBA and meh arent actual words, only I is recognised, your sig fails more on punctuality than mine, epic facepalm. :P
maddogdaz666
08-01-11, 10:44 PM
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHwUk2r8sC4gNmDWc8GRlGFp57NHY-UpfNtiEJOiKd_zuCWs-D
i would
Not bad.
I agree she needs to lose the bling and zip her trap! lol
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHwUk2r8sC4gNmDWc8GRlGFp57NHY-UpfNtiEJOiKd_zuCWs-D
i would
Nah she still looks too chavvy. She looks better when shes stripped down.
Edit - Not like that lol I mean when she looks normal!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/id_7988.jpg
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/148366_ladysov525.jpg
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/12_10.jpg
Now would you?
hendrix
08-01-11, 10:52 PM
top pic i would
No.
Edit your sig you nugget. lol
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQck2sEIIgAj1vCJzYi57T4EoXuNxwVw hkD2QM8Re7wgToffrpRQg
Yes.
Last pic :thumb:
Gorgeous eyes. I'm an eye person lol
No.
Edit your sig you nugget. lol
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQck2sEIIgAj1vCJzYi57T4EoXuNxwVw hkD2QM8Re7wgToffrpRQg
Yes.
Is that actually her? :confused: Doesn't look like her.
Scrolling through Google, she reminds me of that Justin Beiber PRICK. Also lol @ Stussy hats. I haven't seen Stussy gear in years!
The lass needs a good slap and should wear some proper gear as she can look pretty hot. I'd love to drop her off in the middle of Brixton or something and see how long she lasted with that wigga crap. lol
Is that actually her? :confused: Doesn't look like her.
Dunno really. Google said it was. It's hard to find a pic of her lookign half decent.
let's not lose track of the important thing here. Whether the girl in the pic is or isn't, I would. :thumb:
Dunno really. Google said it was. It's hard to find a pic of her lookign half decent.
let's not lose track of the important thing here. Whether the girl in the pic is or isn't, I would. :thumb:
Well yes there is that lol
hendrix
08-01-11, 11:07 PM
see what you mean about the eyes, I'm a sucker for them too
see what you mean about the eyes, I'm a sucker for them too
A person has to have nice eyes otherwise im just not interested lol
hendrix
08-01-11, 11:11 PM
did you manage to see burgo's??? Aren't they always shut lol
A person has to have nice eyes otherwise im just not interested lol
Fcuked if your a pirate then lol
She does have gorgeous eyes, plus ive actually spoke to her aswell in person, shes really down to earth and take stime to speak to her fans properly, liek go on nights out with them etc, which is why is till like her :thumb:
How often does Akon or Madonna take time to go out with their fans on a 1 to 1 basis? :d
did you manage to see burgo's??? Aren't they always shut lol
99% of the time lol He does have pretty eyes when they're open though lol
Fcuked if your a pirate then lol
She does have gorgeous eyes, plus ive actually spoke to her aswell in person, shes really down to earth and take stime to speak to her fans properly, liek go on nights out with them etc, which is why is till like her :thumb:
How often does Akon or Madonna take time to go out with their fans on a 1 to 1 basis? :d
I may make an exception for a pirate! lol
Just to add hendrix, you replied at 11:11 pm, and anyone who knows Sov quite well... thats spooky lol
hendrix
09-01-11, 12:00 AM
you're gonna have to explain now Dave lol
Just to add hendrix, you replied at 11:11 pm, and anyone who knows Sov quite well... thats spooky lol
Is it something to do with the 11:11 wish upon a star and it will come true nonsense?
i might be a little advanced in years, but being (apparently) famous and then going out with adoring fans is a touch weird......either she is very friendly, or is some sort of billy no mates...
VnoNovaD
09-01-11, 10:21 AM
My first post on this forum will go a little bit like this:
I would.
No matter what she looks like, in any pic.
But only on the proviso of a.t.m with a pearl monocle finish.
Thus ends my first post on this forum.
My first post on this forum will go a little bit like this:
I would.
No matter what she looks like, in any pic.
But only on the proviso of a.t.m with a pearl monocle finish.
Thus ends my first post on this forum.
LMFAO lol
How often does Akon or Madonna take time to go out with their fans on a 1 to 1 basis? :d
Their security wouldn't allow it as they're too famous - someone would probably try to murder them.
As someone famous once said (I forget who lol), "The best measurement of fame is by how many people want to stab you" lol
TBH CBA and meh arent actual words
Fail. Acronyms. Technically your sig should use sic to illustrate errors in original context ;)
Their security wouldn't allow it as they're too famous - someone would probably try to murder them.
As someone famous once said (I forget who lol), "The best measurement of fame is by how many people want to stab you" lol
Fail. Acronyms. Technically your sig should use sic to illustrate errors in original context ;)
Exacerly. I can't really see many people actually wanting to kidnap her or hurt her. I don't think you'd get as much money or press if you kidnapped Lady S lol
VnoNovaD
09-01-11, 04:28 PM
Exacerly. I can't really see many people actually wanting to kidnap her or hurt her.
er........
Yeah. I know I wouldnt.
But what about kidnap AND hurt?
I wonder if you could sell her on ebay?
VnoNovaD
09-01-11, 04:36 PM
I wonder if you could sell her on ebay?
Well Id certainly recomend a sensible reserve and no low feedback messers.
Shed have to go to a good home, with plenty of room to run around etc.
I wonder if you could sell her on ebay?
You could. Probably not worth the hassle with how little you'd probably get for her though.
Wasn't there a man that tried to sell his wife ages ago? lol
Wasn't there a man that tried to sell his wife ages ago? lol
About 30,000, a day, in the UK alone.
but why would a girl want to go out with some 15 year old ali g wannabee????? even if she has low standards
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