the french taxi

[General Baxter]

this is what you have been wait for lol

406 hdi executive,
leather heated seat,
leccy front seats,
cruse control,
built in sat nav,
auto folding mirrors,
auto dip rear view,
auto front wipers,
leccy windows all round
leccy sun roof,
air con,
climate control,
all the tricks ect (there bloody 5 sticks behind the steering wheel to make things work lol)

does requre a new screen for the computer

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/SDC10464.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/SDC10466.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/SDC10468.jpg

153k all on its orginal cambelt and flywheel, soon to be changed, they know how to look after its fleet cars lol
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/SDC10467.jpg

[pikey1986]

dont look too bad, what plans you got for it then?

[General Baxter]

dont look too bad, what plans you got for it then?
fix it

clutch £450,
cambelt £100,
new screen £50,
rear wheel bering £80,

then drive the **** out it lol

for a 10 year old car with 153k on it, there NO rust lol

[pikey1986]

the no rust part sounds appealing lol i dont think ive EVER owned a car with no rust lol

[General Baxter]

tell a lie, they only bit of rust is the backbox lol

[moffat]

was going say french piece of crap till i read no rust lol

[Rich]

no rust because its made of plastic, french pile of **** lol

[General Baxter]

no rust because its made of plastic, french pile of **** lol
correct lol

might be ****, but it gets me to work and back for about 10p a day unlike £5 for the beemer lol

[Southie]

You boring old fart lol

[General Baxter]

damn this renting crap lol

[General Baxter]

oh and £125 a YEAR, yes a YEAR road tax :)

[Southie]

oh and £125 a YEAR, yes a YEAR road tax :)
Okay yes it's good but still yawwwwwwn, so when are you putting speedlines on it lol

[bazil]

i thought this was a thread about that film lol

[General Baxter]

wonder if wobble bolts will work lol

[General Baxter]

replica anyone lol

shame its the wrong phase lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/christeraser/Kride406.jpg

edit, why is the back wheel not moving

[bazil]

http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/random2/taxi3.jpg

[General Baxter]

wtf lol

[bazil]

its an epic film, not the boolshoite queen latifa one but the french one lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqSqdTA4TWo&feature=related

[hendrix]

awesome lol. I had one of these at work for a bit, I have to say though I thought it drove like shoite, so slow but was damn good on diesel

[Adam]

Looks a decent enough daily drive! :)
And a few toys too.

You'll need a new mfd btw, not a screen.

Tidy though.

WTF is the big "STOP" for on the dials? lol

[General Baxter]

Looks a decent enough daily drive! :)
And a few toys too.

You'll need a new mfd btw, not a screen.

Tidy though

iv ordered a new soild fly conversion lol

[hendrix]

STOP is hand brake on iirc

[Ernie]

All i can say is after having a pug on the road for nearly a whole 2 months now i cant wait to get rid of it.
Best advice from me is to get shot asap.
Bloody french crap..

[General Baxter]

indeed, it does off when i lower it lol

[General Baxter]

All i can say is after having a pug on the road for nearly a whole 2 months now i cant wait to get rid of it.
Best advice from me is to get shot asap.
Bloody french crap..
where as i love it, crusing to work at 50mph at 50pmg, in heated seat comfort lol
no funny noises, no creeks, unlike the bmw or nova, you floored them and the dash's shook lol

[LEWI007]

Its got wood in the interior lol

[General Baxter]

could be worse, i looked at a rover 400 lol

[L14MNP]

could be worse, i looked at a rover 400 lol

He means cos he stuck wood effect laminate all over the inside of his Nova. lol

406 looks ideal for a daily smoker, nice toys, awesome MPG and comfy with modern (enough) looks for joe public not to refer to it as a 'banger'. lol

All those who haven't seen the original Jean Luc Besson Taxi films, you are missing out. :thumb: Imolas FTW. :d

[LEWI007]

Yes what liam said lol

Rover 400.. Thats an old mans car

[bazil]

All those who haven't seen the original Jean Luc Besson Taxi films, you are missing out. :thumb: Imolas FTW. :d

the full film is on you tube in parts of 10 min sections, its the start on the moped that got loling

[Ernie]

give it a week Baxter and something will brake off.

[Ernie]

the full film is on you tube in parts of 10 min sections, its the start on the moped that got loling

I have taxi 1 and 2 in a box set just a shame its in french with subtitals

[Rich]

WTF is the big "STOP" for on the dials? lol

STOP! Im about to self destruct

[John]

gay! lol

[Danb1987]

I lol when I first saw the interior made me think of lewi!!
Nice wood trim lmao

[LEWI007]

give it a week Baxter and something will brake off.

Or be 'ground' off lol

[John]

Or be 'ground' off lol

lol my bet is on the whole gearbox, when a bolts rounds doing the clutch

[General Baxter]

lol my bet is on the whole gearbox, when a bolts rounds doing the clutch

**** that, im not getting dirty again, its booked into a garage lol

[maddogdaz666]

:gay: faggot, get under it n fix it!

[General Baxter]

nope, my hands are now spotless, i use gloves at work now aswell lol

[maddogdaz666]

when i first saw you i thought u was a 'coloured gentleman from overseas!' you were that mucky lol!

[saloonwoody]

thats where my cab got to ! i rang for it three weeks ago lol

[mowgli]

I have taxi 1 and 2 in a box set just a shame its in french with subtitals

i have the version that also is dubbed into english....... i've seen old porn that was better dubbed tbh, and it really ruins the film, the frog version with words is a better watch...

[mowgli]

i think this means you have become part of the matrix.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/SDC10468.jpg

[nova_niek]

i have the version that also is dubbed into english....... i've seen old porn that was better dubbed tbh, and it really ruins the film, the frog version with words is a better watch...


Agreed! :thumb::thumb::thumb:

[bazil]

Moped start is quality lol

[General Baxter]

i think this means you have become part of the matrix.


you best ****ing beleave it

i am THE ONE

[John]

you best ****ing beleave it

i am THE ONE

lol lol

[mowgli]

i'll agree, nick you are one alright.

[General Baxter]

and its ****ing broken,

[pikey1986]

and its ****ing broken,

whats gone wrong?

[mowgli]

well, it lasted longer than we all thought... come on people, pay your bets

[General Baxter]

Anti pollution defective

limited to 3k rpm, and 50mph lol


its my bad
my water was a little low, so i topped it up, forgetting my drive was 45 degrees, pulled off the drive, bang on come the light, got to my mates red hot water pissing out the header tank, all over the plug and sensor that tells me im low on water lol

[General Baxter]

all better

fault cleared is self withing 8 hours, back to full power so thats 5bhp lol

just had the new clutch fitted £215 cluch, £275 fitting lol

[Derick-Sport]

that interior is a hookers dream on a cold winters night

[General Baxter]

just been to Etchingham, East Sussex round trip of 356miles, only used 1/4 tank which is £15 lol

[db_1.2]

What was the choice of clutch/flywheel in the end? Was the dual mass actually he problem in the end? Or was it the friction plate?

[General Baxter]

it was the duel mass, the spring had no spring left in them :)

[db_1.2]

Bloody nuisance. Still, must be there for a reason.

Did you replace with another dual mass, or opt for single in the end? I know you were thinking about it.

[General Baxter]

soild fly, i cant tell the diff lol

[General Baxter]

these i phones really do have **** cameras lol

this was NOT the best MPG of the day
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a191/baxters83/IMG_0125.jpg

[db_1.2]

Lol! Just goes to prove it is a waste of space then!

Good its all sorted now. Now let the good time mpg's roll!

[General Baxter]

oh and it works out 1100miles to a tank lol

[General Baxter]

****ing french POS,

lol

heaters stopped working now lol

[MK999]

£10 on matrix fcuked! lol

[General Baxter]

nope theres hot air, just no blowers, very common fault, needs a new igntion barrel as its dropped its feed to the blower fuse, only £170 from pug, yeah **** that that, ill find another ignition feed lol

[TonySR]

Wire a switch in straight from the battery?

[General Baxter]

Wire a switch in straight from the battery?

oh i wish it was that simple, i has climate control and a BSI system lol

[General Baxter]

all fixed, :) till next week lol

got a 150 mile round trip to peterbough on tursday, im going for £10 worth of diesel lol where as the last time i done it it cost £80 in the beemer lol

[General Baxter]

god damn pug, let the battery run flat

oh no you cant just stick the jump starter on it due to the bsi lol
you have to have all the electric on so not to fry it lol

[John]

is this not spares or repair yet?

[Plug]

scrapped or a convertable i reckon lol

[Jonlem]

You do know this is a Vauxhall website, bloody french car owners think they own the internet !

[General Baxter]

is this not spares or repair yet?

NO becasue i enjoy driving it, lol

[John]

You do know this is a Vauxhall website, bloody french car owners think they own the internet !

lol

i'll give it a month baxter.:d

[General Baxter]

its been 2 lol

i am after another nova, but theres no way in hells chance am i paying these F uck tard prices

you can get cav turbos now for £2500, or a shonky 1L nova harch for £2500, ummm