Krackatoa

[Dicko]

Working in a hospital you tend to hear about plenty of stupid acts that seemd like a good idea at the time gone wrong. On this day in particular one incedent springs to mind. A gentleman in his early thirties came into emergency in more ways than one. In his infinite wisdom he decided to use his wedding ring as a cock ring. At about 3:45 in the afternoon casanova arrived revealing his situation, as you all know when a mans penis becomes erect it swells up. With a ring on your dick ejaculation becomes a major problem especialy if you can not get it off. The doctor was left with one viable option that being to cut it off. To this our man was not an option as his wife would be asking questions as to its whereabouts, however after some careful proding by the emergency room staff he agreed. The procedure went ahead and according to the doctor half an hour more and amputation would be the a serious option because he drove along way to avoid going to the hospital his wife works at. By all accounts he replicated Mount Krackatoa blood and seamen went every where.

[Fester]

cool

but whats with the random forum postings

[Dicko]

:oops:

i ent fcuking wiv it today man ;(

[Ste_Nova]

no comment about the guy we had in a&e with a hamster stuck up his ass

[Snowface]

that is quite a 'Technical' feat of surgery. Should this not be in muppet corner though? lol, as the bloke sounds a muppet.

[epo]

in our a and e where r lass works there was a bloke from grimsby came in wiv a dildo shoved up his ass claimed his girlfriend pushed it 2 far and it got stuck wot actuall happened was he got dumped by his girlfriend wanted 2 know if he'd like 2 be a brown daddy :oops:

then there was a bloke who shoved a milk bottle up his ass it created a vacume and pulled his lower intestin out :oops:

and finally there was a woman who caught a disease wot u tend 2 get when shaggin dead bodies guess where her husband works :oops:

id say my town sounds a bit fucked up!!!!!!!! :lol:

[mikeoxford]

suprised this ent been moved yet!

but all the same very funny