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[Dan]

ok so i'll start the ball rolling, i was bored so looked for a comical look into the area i live in, generally easy due to having its own language in the pages of history etc.

so i found this.............

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Forest_of_Dean

And duly laughed out loudly as i read all of it, much to the displeasure of the 3 zombies sat in the room with me watching some X factor?

using the search on the right hand side under the rating what does it say for your area. Please respond to this thread with the link if your area hasnt been done

ps. birmingham cracked me up also as they are generally an easy target :thumb:

[Mike]

So true lol

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wolverhampton

LMFAO!!
Mike Skinner - The Streets (king of Birmingham. Reign 1944 onwards)

[Derick-Sport]

im from kendal in cumbria apparently this is what cumbria is famous for

- is not normally the capital but is notable due to the albatross fisting world championship and the worlds only talking shoe lives in the town Rugby club

- In 2005 the county was bought by DEFRA, with the objective to keep records for all the sheep that have yet to be shagged.

famous people from cumbria
William Wordsworth (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/William_Wordsworth) That poet that liked daffodils. And not much else
Merlin (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/Merlin)
Jesus (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/Jesus)
The whole of the cast of starwars IV

lol

[Saloony]

Southampton


“Your Lady whores are superb” ~ Avram Grant (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Avram_Grant) on Southampton one time Chelsea and Portrmouth manager



lol lol lol lol

[Tanya.]

lol (Where I live now) Northampton http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Northampton
(Where i'm from) Clacton-On-Sea

“Clacton - what Auschwitz would have been like if Hitler had hated old people instead of Jews.”~ Some comedian on TV the other night

[Stuart]

lmfao

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Harlow

[Lee]

Almost every person here has either a penis (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/Penis) or a vagina (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/Vagina)”
~ Oscar Wilde (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/Oscar_Wilde) on Bristol

[16v Nova Kev]

too true
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Glasgow
The inhabitants consist of either morbidly obese people, immigrant Street kids or a wonderful species called Neds (http://www.pngclub.com/wiki/Neds); there have also been dramatic changes in the population of the city with an ever increasing amount of Californians making a 'new life' here, usually begging or selling the Big Issue.

[Lynsey]

Wilmslow wasn't on it, so I went for Manchester lol

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Manchester


Manchester also has one of the highest rates of interbreeding (the most is in Birmingham (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Birmingham))

[claire6069]

FPMSL lol spalding wasnt on here so went for peterborough, so so true

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Peterborough

[bmw156]

ipswich

Ipswich (also known as "a scum hole (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Asshole)") is a designated chav hole coded #116 of the United Kingdom (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/United_Kingdom)

perfect

[Jack]

Yobvil isn't even worthy of its own page, just an entry in Somerset :(


Yeovil is Somerset's third largest town (after Taunton and Bridgewater) and is little more then a helicopter factory which has the misfortune of being located close to Chard. As the local council has closed any excuses for entertainment facilities Yeovil might once have posessed, the biggest local pastime is hanging around McDonalds or Starrs lane car park revving car engines randomly. Yeovil is not considered important enough to merrit its own KFC. About the only thing the people of Yeovil seem to take some civic pride in is the local football team. It nearly got relegated this season. No one cared except Weymouth who would have been quite disappointed at Yeovil avoiding the drop but were distracted by problems of their own...
I'm guessing that was written about 10 years ago by someone who lived in the area, hence the God awful spelling lol

[John]

Smoke-on-Trent is made up of the six towns, Hanley, Stoke, Longton, Fenton, Tunstall and Burslem. In 2009, it was decided that the sign posts in Smoke-on-Trent were too confusing and they would all be replaced with new signs to more accurately describe each town. The new signs will read: Hanley - Shopping Centre; Longton - Grey buildings covered in pidgeon ****; Fenton - Derelict; Stoke - Bomb site; Burslem - Red light district; and Tunstall - For sale.


FLOL! Good find Dan!

[Welsh Dan]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wrexham

The future for the people of Wrexham is uncertain. Plans for raizing the town and replacing it with a car-park to serve the neighbouring city of Chester have been unveiled to the puzzlement of many indigenous Rectum-ers who had always assumed that this eventuality had occured some time in the early 1980s. What will happen to the many residents when the plan gets under way is uncertain but various repatriation schemes have been considered.

[Lee H]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Oldham

Bit harsh but mostly true!!

[mk1nova_rich]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leeds


Leeds was established in t' 5th Century BC by a group of wandering masochists, looking for somewhere they could settle and air their constant grievances about the world, and how easy everyone else had things by comparison. They chose to settle in t' rain shadow o' t' Pennine Hills, in order to ensure a plentiful supply of wet weather to fuel their regular griping. There, on t' banks o' t' river Aire, they founded t' city on its guiding principles:

Owt from t' South (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/London) is soft
Owt from t' North (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Scotland) is mad
Owt from t' other side o' t' Pennines (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lancashire) is useless, unless it's an empty bus, having dumped its cargo of Mancunians on t' other side o' t' border.lol

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Yorkshire

The Yorkshire one is even funnier

[mowgli]

anyone who has ever been to nuneaton (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nuneaton) really needs to read that one........hint baxter.....

[Pete]

Leciester Liecester Leicester is a city and unitary authority area in the East Midlands of England, lacking in many notable features Leicester was nominated in the 'Most Difficult Place Names To Spell' Awards 2009, and achieved a commendable third place. An online petition entitled 'Lester wud be well eazier to spell: Gordon Brown shud change it' currently has close to 280,000 signatures.

Made me lol

[nova_saloon]

Croydon, despite what it says on those helpful little road signs, does not include Purley, which is in a separate dimension due to its mind altering one way system that will surely leave you crazy.

im from purley, its the nice part, but the one way system is nothing like they say. its pretty messy but easily routed

[mowgli]

wrong.. i've been there..... a lot.... it is a spread out town that thinks it is a city.....the station will be lovely once the scaffold is removed......

[Calamity Josh]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/London

[Dar]

Awesome!


In 6666 the Office for National Statistics estimated Bristol's population at 1,298,300 blue skin Jackie Chans. In the 6666 census 100% of the population described themselves as blue Jackie Chans, 0% as South Asian, 0% as black, 0% as mixed race, 0% as Chinese and 0% other. Bristol had the ninth highest proportion of people refer to their religion in the last census as 'Jedi'. None of the population registered themselves as homosexual. 93% of the people owned up to being gay with close members of their own family, 97% with the family pet, and most of the population have used inanimate objects ( Brummies) for sexual gratification.


In 1794 Sir John Roache began his epic task of separating Wales from England with a fruit knife, starting in Bristol. With a little help from the army he managed to cut off the Welsh completely. Unfortunately, some *******s later built a couple of bridges across the gap to let the Welsh back in again.


There are Iron Age hill forts near the city, which would have been inhabited by an equal mix of men, women, and Bristoleans.

This one is spot on, except for the name. It's "Pissers Alley", my nan pointed it out to me when I was a younger child.

One of the most renowned places in Bristol is known by academics (employed at Burger King) as 'Piss Alley'. This is a short alleyway that runs from just opposite the Bunch of Goths pub on Denmark Street and emerges by the Hippodrome on the centre. Visiting dignitaries are always invited to be horribly sick in this location at 02:00 in the morning on a cold November night. This is an honour that few would refuse and in fact many of Bristol's ordinary residents emulate this act while dreaming of being important enough to be invited to do so.
lol

[Andy_L]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Caerphilly

I Lol'd


Caerphilly was founded in 347 BC by two men called Nigel. The first building erected was a pub, according to ancient Welsh tradition. The second building was a rugby club, and the third a branch of W.H. Smith. "

Still got the WH Smith!