the muppet corner

[deacon_2107]

i absolutely love the muppet corner..... i read it everyday before i go to work to put me in the correct frame of mind for spendin the next 8 hours in an office full of f*ucked up women.


oh and Kate .oO(hmmm fit kate) whose bonkers but georgous

u know its hard bein me.... i sit there all day typin away and my mind wanders..... to all the loverly mods i could do to my car.... i go over and over contemplating gettin all sorts done and then i realise. hang on i only work for parcelforce and they pay me peanuts, so wheres all my money gonna come from??? i spose i could sell a kidney, sure id get at least ?10,000 if i sold it over the net.

[Dave]

i'll give you ?12.37 for that kidney as it's second hand
Try workin in an office with 3 middle aged women who love complain that it's either too hot or too cold or anything just to drive me mad! then try having a bloke who seems to know everything there possibly is to know about everything but doesn't, lookin over your shoulder at what you're doin an takin the credit for when something goes right, even though he suggested 4958 things that were total bullsh1t before he stumbled to a idea that might just work. ooh it makes me mad.
then goin home an havin to work on ya car so it's done in time
rant over
:rant:
who's kate?

[linzTDI]

yeah whos kate?

Every one loves reading about our lives here in muppet corner lol

[deacon_2107]

oooooh kate

well kate is this gorgous girl at work, whos in charge of the payroll.
she's the sort of girl that everyday she looks even more attractive.
Doesn't matter what she wears she just keeps lookin more sexy day by day.

i got a huge crush on kate.

hmm i wonder if i could get u all a pic of kate, heheheheeheh

can i borrow someones digi cam fone?

[Carla]

Lol, kate has an office stalker!!!!............i like :P :P

[linzTDI]

i would hate that.someone at work watching my every move

[Carla]

Lol, come to think of it i wuldnt!!!!!............arrrrrr i hate ppl watching me

[linzTDI]

i hate people watching me eat.

[Carla]

Thats the worst!!

And if im getting ready at sum1's house afta i had slept there, and they watch u do ur makeup or sumat...........arrrr help me!

[linzTDI]

lol :lol:

seems were all the same

[Carla]

I agree! :smilecol:

[linzTDI]

i see Rob was online last night i only found one post from him tho so i guess he werent on for long

[Carla]

His internet probably kept kicking him off, as it does!!

Wen chez goes on there she always gets kicked off, thats probably wat was happening...............

................Unless sumat else kept him occupied.....lol :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[deacon_2107]

hey i never said i watch her all the time. lol

i aint some freak u know,

she loves it anyways...
she knows i fancy her and she still flirts back.

If she dint like it she'd ignore me

[linzTDI]

i bet you are lol

[Carla]

:) :lol: :crazyeye: