bored

[Anton]

anyone else bored :o

[Fester]

supposed to be doin revision but had to do some hoggin'

[Cara]

lmao ime bored an all. just had some woman come 2 my house about some volunteer work i'll b doin soon :)

[Anton]

fester, i didnt need 2 see the hogs, i'm tryin to eat a nice maccy d's here :roll:

[Fester]

oh man ive well been put off maccy ds

went yesterday, we ordered all plain stuff, it took ages to come, so to my mates bemusement i demanded free drinks off the guy who brought it out saying we were running low. he tried to say that it was our fault for drinking em, i said no its a hot day weve been waiting about ten minutes

(this was when he brought burgers out so i dont think they were sabotaged) when he brought the replacement round of drinks out there was too much risk of them being grebbed in so they got launched into bush the guy was so pissed off lol

burger was dead greasy and fries were crap :roll: so we shat the load of rubbish all over the floor individually lol these girls were loving it

classic drive thru escapades

[Anton]

lol reminds me of dude where's my car, with the chinese woman - "and then..."

we had to wait for our food to be cooked in the drive thru the other day, had to pull up and wait.

finally got our food 10 mins later, and realised we forgot to ask for sauce. So off she went to get some for us.

then a different greasy kid came out, and instead of giving us sauce, gave us the person waiting behind's order, and gave them the sauce! we quickly drove off before they could realise.

3 free super size meals :D

[jatinder]

Ive got my first exam on the 9 of june and there three law exams on that day!!!!!! :o so im busy reviseing and thing of hot sex with a girl at work :D

[Fester]

done that one before anton lol

go back round, if theres a queue you get the person behinds order wicked

[Dave]

depends on what they ordere fester!
i've got loads to do but don't want to it's too sunny an nice outside

[Chris LR]

When I go thru the Drive thru (In the LR) and they haven't got it cooked, I simply tell them I'll wait, right where I am. I have refused to move on 2 occasions.

Once they didn't have any fries, I laughed at the kid and told him he better open another window.

The Next time it was midday or somethin and they didn't have any double cheese burgers. I just turned the Engine off and told the kid that it was a drive thru, not a drive thru, wait, and get your food stone cold.


They've got to know the LR now (and what I usually order) so I don't have too many problems

[Mel]

:lol:

[?Marty?]

They've got to know the LR now (and what I usually order

Yep, and the order is marinated in the staff toilet, where by it's fished out and fried upon your arrival.

Lick and spit cheese slices are then added.....

and so on.

Don't be a **** to the person who brings you food. Period.

[Fester]

yep exactly

hence we threw the drinks that i hassled the guy for and got for free lol

[linzTDI]

lol reminds me of dude where's my car, with the chinese woman - "and then..."

:D

thats my favourit bit!

[Dicko]

hiya lindz :p

[linzTDI]

why you speaking :lol:

your e-mail still dead

[Dicko]

i pm'd you over that :P

and yea dns still down :(

[Dave]

thought i'd ad some humour! enjoy

51 THINGS TO TRY AT A DRIVE THRU

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you

8. Repeat everything the order taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

21. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.

22. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.

23. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.

25. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.

26. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.

27. Ask how they fit into that little box.

28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.

29. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"

30. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"

31. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

32. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.

33. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.

34. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.

35. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

37. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

38. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

39. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help.

40. Ask if you can talk to Ronald

41. Ask how much the sign outside cost

42. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry

43. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..."

44. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away

45. Tell them you're bored, and ask if anyone there would like to go out and play frisbee with you

46. Ask which hero the McHero is made from, Batman or Superman

47. "Hi! I want a (what?) I want a (huh?) I WANT A (chi-ca-chi-ca) NUMBER SIX PLEASE!"

48. Scream as loud as you can into the speaker, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"

49. Ask for a PSSSSHSHHH (make random static noises) then get mad when they don't understand you

50. Act like there is a swarm of bees attacking you while you order on the drive-thru (Hi, I'd like an... OW!! OW!! AAAH! OH MY GOD, THE BEES!! GET THEM OFF ME! NOOO! .. *clear throat*... a cheeseburger... GET EM OFF ME!! AAAAH! AAAAH! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!) then act perfectly normal at the window.

51. Act like they messed up your order and tell them to "take that cheeseburger, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, turn it sideways ..."

[linzTDI]

i pm'd you over that :P

and yea dns still down :(

yeah callin me a moody arse

[Dicko]

:P heheheh

[linzTDI]

oh so that is funny is it?

[Dicko]

:oops:

[linzTDI]

:P

[Dicko]

:o