robbin bas**rds

[Bungalow_Barlow]

got woken up other morning and found three lads pushing my car down my drive an luckily i caught them then they nicly kicked my quarter in and put my back window through:mad:

[Mike]

Should have kicked them in.

[pie]

cnuts aye

fuking hate them

[mk1nova_rich]

as much as I'd like to have caught the two lads that nicked my old Nova, I'm glad I didnt because I would have gone to town on them. The law's always on the wrong side pal

[mk1nova_rich]

Edit: I'm just pissed off at the fact I was too unfit to catch the little cnuts!! lol

[claire6069]

/\ lmao

bad luck though, guessing that they'll be back sooner or later for another go so i'd stick an alarm on it or something

[Mike]

Me & my old man were literally seconds off catching the chaps the stole my SR in 2004, I know exactly what its like chap.

[mk1nova_rich]

Reclaiming my Nova was a right mission, went hunting for it the next day in a T45'd XE Mk1 Astra GTE, looked around loads of council estates then spotted two lads driving past end of road so chased after them and eventually drove alongside them at 50mph with me hanging out the window with a strong bar lol smashing my own car door I got them to stop and then chased after them on foot but they got away

[Mike]

Reclaiming my Nova was a right mission, went hunting for it the next day in a T45'd XE Mk1 Astra GTE, looked around loads of council estates then spotted two lads driving past end of road so chased after them and eventually drove alongside them at 50mph with me hanging out the window with a strong bar lol smashing my own car door I got them to stop and then chased after them on foot but they got away

Honestly right, I would have run them over (seriously).

[claire6069]

Honestly right, I would have run them over (seriously).

dont disbelieve him, thats how mike rolls lol

[mk1nova_rich]

They slammed on and did a handbrake turn then stalled it so they jumped out and over a wall. Should have seen the look on this womans face in the car behind as i ran after them with a metal bar lol

[Mike]

dont disbelieve him, thats how mike rolls lol

All jokes aside really I would! I was hit by a speeding Cav (55mph) when I was a nipper so I imagine a Mk1 Astra would hurt just as much!

[claire6069]

how did you survive that?!

[Mike]

how did you survive that?!

**** knows, the paramedics & police said exactly the same :tard: destroyed the car though, even kinked the roof down where it joins the windscreen.

[claire6069]

wow, mikes superman in hiding lol

[Mike]

Didnt feel like it at the time :S they geezer even repaired the car after the police dropped all charges!

Shame though really, some one torched it in the end right outside his house.

[claire6069]

o dear lol well, at least you're here to tell the tale lol

[mk1nova_rich]

do you really think Superman would have ever taken an interest in 80s rotboxes...?!

[Joe Richardson]

****ing cunts pal,i would ave gone out with a baseball bat or somert:mad:

[claire6069]

do you really think Superman would have ever taken an interest in 80s rotboxes...?!

lmao well, if he dont like 80's rotboxes then hes not much of a superman is he lol

[burgo]

ive got a lovely bit of cds with angle iron welded to it which i have taken to have a word with nosey fookers before lol. poor fookers **** themselves, i go after them in just shorts at 3am with it raining and my bar in hand lmfao. they were only looking at my car cos they liked it :cuckoo:

[claire6069]

lol yeh but you cant be too careful nowadays, not with all the pikeys about! i've been followed by the same landrover disco twice in the last month but luckily im not stupid enough to lead them to where i live and my corsa is a damn sight faster than they're dirty old disco lol

[Bungalow_Barlow]

betime i got out they had gone but it was the only night i forgot to take my steerin wheel off so think thy bin watching it

[Jack]

I was hit by a speeding Cav (55mph) when I was a nipper
That answers SO many questions.

[claire6069]

That answers SO many questions.

i was trying to be nice by not pointing that out lol

[Jack]

i was trying to be nice
BAH

[claire6069]

lol cheers jack!!

[Mike]

*******s lol

[claire6069]

lmao well, at least you cant run us over mike lol

you know we is only joking..............






well, i dont know about jack lol

[Jack]

I thought mike was an alien the first time I met him.




I still do, mind.

[claire6069]

well the car crash survivals are currently supporting that theory lol

[Mike]

Im fire retardent, or maybe just retardent?

One or the other Im sure :S

And I have next to no sense of touch in my fingertips, which is handy (badumtish).

[claire6069]

o dear lol bad joke mike lol

[Mike]

o dear lol bad joke mike lol

Well its actually true lol :p

[claire6069]

i can actually think of a couple of occasions when it may not be so handy lol

[Mike]

i can actually think of a couple of occasions when it may not be so handy lol

Reattaching the end of a light cigarette is always a winner, people look at you like WTF thats glowing red & your holding it LOL lol

EDIT: Never had no compaints off Mrs Mike yet mind :P

[Jack]

Picking your nose.

[claire6069]

lmfao jack, trust you to point that one out lol

[NOV4_SPORT]

Dirty robbin B4stards mate, gutted for you really.

iain

[twistysnovagte]

i happen to have the same story,i was awoken by my neighbour to see 3 lads pushing my car of my front,i was out chasing them in a pair of boxer's and my baseball bat,but the little cnuts always seem to get away.if id have caught them im pretty sure id have done time too.
gets on your tits as the cops just give you a crime number to ring....(another complaint to make the area code for insurance to throw another load of££££££££ at you
i was left with a bent driver's door and smashed pass side window :(
3 times'it had been broken into on the front..

[draper]

i left bubbas car unlocked for 3months and nothing happened lol

i must live in a nice area (sure the fact its a 5door is irrelevant lol)

[Balley]

Wire the door handle into the mains,

chain the wheels down, etc etc

Do it Home Alone style :)

[Bubba]

i left bubbas car unlocked for 3months and nothing happened lol

i must live in a nice area (sure the fact its a 5door is irrelevant lol)

then i found the spare key in the sparewheel well lol lol

[mowgli]

Wire the door handle into the mains,

chain the wheels down, etc etc

Do it Home Alone style :)

all guaranteed to get you 3-5 years then.....

[Lynsey]

All jokes aside really I would! I was hit by a speeding Cav (55mph) when I was a nipper so I imagine a Mk1 Astra would hurt just as much!

Weren't dropped on your head after all then? :confused:

[Lynsey]

I hope the thieving ****s don't come back, assholes!

[Mike]

Weren't dropped on your head after all then? :confused:

Er no.

[MK999]

He was, dropped onto the roof of a car on his head, just after he caved the bonnet in with it lol

[dj_wudgey]

i hate theiving scumbag w*nkers like this!! at times like that id end up doing something stupid!!

[mowgli]

if i caught anyone they'd be found cable tied to a lamp post outside the police station with a copy of some compromising photos taped to them with a warning not to come near my house again.....