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since fittin my laguna splitter birds ( the feathered kind) keep either runnin or flyin in front of me car
wot the fucks all that about!!! :twisted:
they wanna see if it hurts :lol:
yeah but i dont wanna clean blood and feathers up
i think birds are weird cos they do the same to my car,its lowered but doenst have a splitter,i always try to hit them now but i never manage it
MattyWoo
28-05-03, 06:40 PM
HAHAHA i knew i forgot to tell u lot summit.
I've hit a starling before but this time it was just so funny.
there was a pigeon in the middle of the road, i said to the girlfriend "im gonna hit that" shes moaning and telling me it would fly away anyways. so if goes to fly away so i follow the direction its gone. BANG!!! pigeon flys 10ft into the air. a mate of mine saw it from behind and had to pull over he was laughing so much.
:D
(in no way do i condone hurting animals, my actions were purely for the amusement of my friends)
well the first VR6 splitter i fitted (remember this made it about 1" from the road surface...no exaggeration either)decided to part company when i hit a fox at about 100mph on way home from work at 3am.
No idea how the rest of the bumper survived...
numerous other pre dead roadkill liked to make a mess of it too- and the occasional suicidal bunny/bird.
sumping rabbits is great fun, if they are stupid enough to sit in the road then they deserve a sump induced headache :D
pigeons make hell of a mess with feathers, its great
Nova-Boy
28-05-03, 09:19 PM
they are seeing if it is a REAL splitter! :lol:
sumping rabbits is great fun, if they are stupid enough to sit in the road then they deserve a sump induced headache :D
of a mess with feathers, its great
pigeons make hell
awwwww ur horrid
funiest iv had was a pigeon flew out infront of me when i was dfoing about 30 down country road
he turned n was flying in same direction, but i was gaing on him very slowly, even though i was braking a little as gettin nagged by snake.
me m8s folowing shouting faster faster out his window (midle of summer)
in the end it kinda bounced off me windscreen then over the roof n flew into the hedge :lol:
PHESANTS round here there are hundreds of them an they are all stupid!
they will stand in the middle of the road looking at you then next thing they are bouncin off the front bumper
i remember ste having a runin with a badger in the early hours :lol:
the frontend looks like an abatoir the flies have joined in now it looks a right state oh well just have 2 wash and polish it that'll piss r lass off nice 1
TaiTers
31-05-03, 11:26 PM
its a long running feud dating back years
Birds vs Splitters :lol:
sumping rabbits is great fun, if they are stupid enough to sit in the road then they deserve a sump induced headache :D
pigeons make hell of a mess with feathers, its great
LOL! :lol: :lol:
crusin with a m8 last summer, we caught a FEKIN GERT seagul in the wiper blades, it nerly riped the wiper off! seaguls are scarey when there mad :o one did sh*t ones self.
however the following day we had a cute little robin type thing from behind as it was trying to fly away....NICE arse imprint.
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