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27-05-03, 10:53 PM
Was messing about with the new monty python dvd box set (including python sings a compilation of the songs from the films) and came across this song from The Meaning of Life - thought it was hilarious!
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean
Isnt is awfully nice to have a penis,
Itsnt it frightfully good to have a dong?
Its swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
to the worlds biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy
or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork, your wife's best freind,
your Percy or your c0ck,
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in a sock,
But dont take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you wont - come - back!
Ah thank you very much
:lol:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean
Isnt is awfully nice to have a penis,
Itsnt it frightfully good to have a dong?
Its swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
to the worlds biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy
or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
your piece of pork, your wife's best freind,
your Percy or your c0ck,
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in a sock,
But dont take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you wont - come - back!
Ah thank you very much
:lol: