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joff-turbo-nova
23-10-10, 09:43 PM
I must honestly say that this auction below is one of the worst cases of spelling I have seen for a long time .....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270653026835&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:1123

lol lol lol lol

Joff
JensonLEI
23-10-10, 09:46 PM
funking hell
Iain
23-10-10, 09:48 PM
This one's quite an achievement too:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-nova-frunt-strefend-tye-bars-/320604451480?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item4aa583b298
Nova_Tek
23-10-10, 09:52 PM
I can pretty confidently say that the Canon listing was done by a foreigner.
n0va_
23-10-10, 09:53 PM
This one's quite an achievement too:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-nova-frunt-strefend-tye-bars-/320604451480?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item4aa583b298
lol without the pic i wouldnt of had a clue what the ad was for
88ESR
23-10-10, 09:54 PM
This one's quite an achievement too:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-nova-frunt-strefend-tye-bars-/320604451480?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item4aa583b298

karnt si enythin rong wit et mesilf.... likelol
mowgli
23-10-10, 09:57 PM
joff... re read the canon ad with a south african accent & it scans quite well.
gazz
23-10-10, 09:59 PM
yes as said in another post def a foreigner.
As for the frunt tye mountslol "chav"..:thumb:
joff-turbo-nova
23-10-10, 10:08 PM
joff... re read the canon ad with a south african accent & it scans quite well.

Excellent - I just did it out loud in my Joss Ackland stylee south african accent (see Lethal Weapon II) - "in the dipomatic bag" lol

Bablefish isn't much use either!

Is there a "Chavfish" or "txtfish" which converts chav or text typing to correct english???

Joff
Bubba
23-10-10, 11:32 PM
I must honestly say that this auction below is one of the worst cases of spelling I have seen for a long time .....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270653026835&ssPageName=ADME:B:SS:GB:1123

lol lol lol lol

Joff

seller...forestgamp lol
bazil
24-10-10, 01:17 AM
This one's quite an achievement too:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-nova-frunt-strefend-tye-bars-/320604451480?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item4aa583b298

bugger missed a bargin there! Winnng bud £0.99p

Would you trust that seller to get the postal address correct?:wtf:
mowgli
24-10-10, 10:42 AM
Excellent - I just did it out loud in my Joss Ackland stylee south african accent (see Lethal Weapon II) - "in the dipomatic bag" lol

Bablefish isn't much use either!

Is there a "Chavfish" or "txtfish" which converts chav or text typing to correct english???

Joff

'but he is bleck'.. joss ackland was exactly who i had in mind
claire6069
24-10-10, 11:08 AM
lmao did you notice his username?! forestgamp lol
Mike
24-10-10, 11:24 AM
Forestgamp.... Australian version maybe lol
Spudly
24-10-10, 08:15 PM
'but he is bleck'.. joss ackland was exactly who i had in mind



But Mr Rudd, wasnt the one who said that lol



Ummm, does anyone know what the rodger cook the nova tiebar seller is saying as ive not got a pot of glue:eek:
mk1nova1.8
08-11-10, 08:05 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/astra-nova-corsa-2l-8v-engine-loom-ecu-the-lot-/140475487078?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item20b4fdd366

mmm...
John
08-11-10, 08:07 PM
lol
Bubba
08-11-10, 08:22 PM
2l calerps dice

GIANT FURRY DICE
mk1nova1.8
08-11-10, 08:27 PM
lol i cant believe they want £200 for a ne engine that needs a head gasket or in their terms a head gaset
mowgli
08-11-10, 08:58 PM
GIANT FURRY DICE
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i think they mean calipers & discs.....
Bubba
08-11-10, 09:00 PM
i think they mean calipers & discs.....

well i read it as 2l furry dice :p
mowgli
08-11-10, 09:01 PM
i used to own a set of them... in my leyland truck.
Bubba
08-11-10, 09:18 PM
mine came back in the nova :p
scott.parker
08-11-10, 11:01 PM
Ive got fury's in the track car for fun! lol

I'm sad i just reported that Astra add, as it's just an utter ****ing mess! i would be ashamed to call my self an English man/or a UK citizen (or a dam human being ) with spelling that is that bad! I'm not perfect, but I'm not a retard like they are..
mk1nova1.8
09-11-10, 08:26 PM
Ive got fury's in the track car for fun! lol

I'm sad i just reported that Astra add, as it's just an utter ****ing mess! i would be ashamed to call my self an English man/or a UK citizen (or a dam human being ) with spelling that is that bad! I'm not perfect, but I'm not a retard like they are..

lol