TRD_NOVA
26-05-03, 08:43 PM
just a few text messages I got from a mate.
LATEST NEWS: 600 Iraqi Troops entered Jordan last night... Her Mum and Dad says shes ok, but she is still a bit sore.
Whats the definition of confidence??.... Your girlfriend finding you in bed shagging her best mate, you get up, slap her on the ass, and say "your next".
Small things are in fashion now, first there was the small car, then the small phone. And when the small penis comes into fashion, you, my friend, will be a FCUKING LEGEND.
There are a few more, but I deleted them in my drunken state.
LATEST NEWS: 600 Iraqi Troops entered Jordan last night... Her Mum and Dad says shes ok, but she is still a bit sore.
Whats the definition of confidence??.... Your girlfriend finding you in bed shagging her best mate, you get up, slap her on the ass, and say "your next".
Small things are in fashion now, first there was the small car, then the small phone. And when the small penis comes into fashion, you, my friend, will be a FCUKING LEGEND.
There are a few more, but I deleted them in my drunken state.