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[TRD_NOVA]

just a few text messages I got from a mate.

LATEST NEWS: 600 Iraqi Troops entered Jordan last night... Her Mum and Dad says shes ok, but she is still a bit sore.

Whats the definition of confidence??.... Your girlfriend finding you in bed shagging her best mate, you get up, slap her on the ass, and say "your next".

Small things are in fashion now, first there was the small car, then the small phone. And when the small penis comes into fashion, you, my friend, will be a FCUKING LEGEND.

There are a few more, but I deleted them in my drunken state.

[burgo]

a couple more

an eskimo's car breaks down and a welshman stops to help. he tells the eskimo the problem is youve blown a seal. the eskimo replies so what u fcuk sheep

rooster and cat goin over a bridge cat falls in the river rooster cant stop laughin wot the moral .......where theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock.

humpty dumpty sat on the bed while little bo peep gave him head, as soon as he came she started to weep coz he fcuked off and shagged her sheep

[Wiggie]

:lol: :lol: pmsl! quality