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KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:37 PM
and im a woman:d
my t'other half is a member here and told me my first post is important and should contain the line " no you bunch of pervs i aint wapping my bapps "lol
hi and welcome :) posting your a girl is just asking for it, its full of pervy men on here. Good luck lol :P
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:41 PM
erm... thanks i think im going to need it lol
claire6069
17-10-10, 10:41 PM
lmao you will now get 20 pages of TOOGTFO (tits out or get the f*ck out) lol welcome to the madhouse lol they're as mad for women as lions are for zebras lol
p.s. whos your other half?? my other half is on here too and believe me, it doesnt make ANY difference to the questions of wanting to see you naked lol
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:45 PM
lmao you will now get 20 pages of TOOGTFO (tits out or get the f*ck out) lol welcome to the madhouse lol they're as mad for women as lions are for zebras lol
p.s. whos your other half?? my other half is on here too and believe me, it doesnt make ANY difference to the questions of wanting to see you naked lol
ahhh right i thought that it would how silly of me lol
p.s thanks
12 pages. (jk)
Welcome Kat. Your sunny disposition shall serve as a breath of fresh air around these bleak rusty parts. :)
Nova_Tek
17-10-10, 10:46 PM
Lemme guess, you is Bazil's other half?
Herro and Wercome to PNG :)
p.s. whos your other half?? my other half is on here too and believe me, it doesnt make ANY difference to the questions of wanting to see you naked lol
Thats true lol! Partly why i didnt put my name as my user name lol
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:47 PM
i was thinking more like 18 pages thanks for the welcome
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:48 PM
Lemme guess, you is Bazil's other half?
Herro and Wercome to PNG :)
we have a winner!!!!
claire6069
17-10-10, 10:49 PM
Thats true lol! Partly why i didnt put my name as my user name lol
lmao most of them know my name anyway from meeting me at pvs
btw, never ever let Spud near any old photos of you with a camera in his hand, days of misery will pursue and a thread will appear on here lol
Nova_Tek
17-10-10, 10:49 PM
Just a very educated guess I made after looking in the 'report bugs and suggestions' forum lol
i was thinking more like 18 pages
Depends, are they the same size and all natural?
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:51 PM
Depends, are they the same size and all natural?
all natural and you would have to ask Bazil;)
btw, never ever let Spud near you, he impregnates anyone with a rusty hole
edited for humour/truth
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:53 PM
any bap wapping yet ?
if you are a good boy maybe i will make it to 18 pages then 18+
claire6069
17-10-10, 10:53 PM
btw, never ever let Spud near you, he impregnates anyone with a rusty hole
edited for humour/truth
lmfao!!!! spud has his own redhead now, he has satisfied his fetish lol
all natural and you would have to ask Bazil;)
lol :thumb:
16 to go.
ILFD
if you are a good boy maybe i will make it to 18 pages then 18+
santa gave up on me in feb what chance do you have of me being good in october ??
lmfao!!!! spud has his own redhead now, he has satisfied his fetish lol
his last redhead left him for a chip. and she sent that back :p
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:57 PM
santa gave up on me in feb what chance do you have of me being good in october ??
sorry then babes no baps for you lol
3 pages and not one pussy joke.
You can tell Mowgli's out playing dominos.
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 10:59 PM
Hai :d Welcome! :)hiya :)
claire6069
17-10-10, 10:59 PM
his last redhead left him for a chip. and she sent that back :p
fpmsl left him for a chip hahaha hes soooooo guna neg rep your ass when he sees this lol
claire6069
17-10-10, 10:59 PM
3 pages and not one pussy joke.
You can tell Mowgli's out playing dominos.
fpmsl +rep lol
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 11:00 PM
3 pages and not one pussy joke.
You can tell Mowgli's out spending his pension.
thats terrible:roll:
fpmsl left him for a chip hahaha hes soooooo guna neg rep your ass when he sees this lol
actually he'll plus rep as its an 'in' joke
he tried to get the better of my life partner, he failed
0mg teh n00b r editing ma postz lol
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:01 PM
thats terrible:roll:
wait till you 'meet' mowgli, honestly lol he hates people with hair as he has none, hes so pessimistic he makes hitlers communism look like optimism lol oh and he doesnt like cats...................or women lol
KITTY-KAT
17-10-10, 11:02 PM
0mg teh n00b r editing ma postz lol
at bazils request!!! lol
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:03 PM
actually he'll plus rep as its an 'in' joke
he tried to get the better of my life partner, he failed
ok im guessing thats not what i think it is lol
ok im guessing thats not what i think it is lol
your a woman, its never what you think it is (like that matters, you'll still believe its what you think it is)
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:05 PM
your a woman, its never what you think it is (like that matters, you'll still believe its what you think it is)
are you related to mowgli?! lol
im just glad that if im home you cant log in, but yes folk it is my other half, play nice and we might get some bappage in 18+ WOOHOO!!
stupot89
17-10-10, 11:06 PM
hello and welcome
are you related to mowgli?! lol
Nope, just to all men.
You think we don't know how you work.
and you're right.
are you related to mowgli?! lol
No this is something called logic, you should try it sometime... oh wait, yeah, female... compatibility issues.
MK999 - i expect a full report of you summarising my post/me and logic, in blood ASAP
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:09 PM
No this is something called logic, you should try it sometime... oh wait, yeah, female... compatibility issues.
oooooo handbags lol at least we can multitask 'mr logic' :p and in more than 1 way lol you should take note of L14MNP - he knows no man will ever understand a woman lol
after 13 years ive given up lol if it doesnt come with instructions im lost!
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:11 PM
nod and agree guys, nod and agree, its really not that difficult lol
MK999 - i expect a full report of you summarising my post/me and logic, in blood ASAP
This makes no sense to me, think I missed a joke :p
And as said by someone on a random tv programme, after being married 50 years and asked if there was any secrets to such a long marriage, he replied "yes dear" lol
i can multitask....
case 1 - shag my missus AND text her sister
case 2 - wee in the toilet, from the shower
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:16 PM
i can multitask....
case 1 - shag my missus AND text her sister - obviously you're doing something wrong if you can do this, have you found the right bit?!
case 2 - wee in the toilet, from the shower - obviously you have too much time on your hands................and pee obviously
thats not multitasking!! multitasking is washing up, being on the phone, controlling a 3 year old child and thinking about tea :p
Give the child the phone to order tea and you wash up.
Everyone's happy. :)
Multitasking isn't always required. Common sense is though. lol
i can multitask....
case 1 - shag my missus AND text her sister
case 2 - wee in the toilet, from the shower
lol now this is REAL multitasking
have some rep :thumb:
markc20xe
17-10-10, 11:26 PM
welcome along
claire6069
17-10-10, 11:26 PM
Give the child the phone to order tea and you wash up.
Everyone's happy. :)
Multitasking isn't always required. Common sense is though. lol
lmao unfortunately i dont think mr ethnic cousin would understand alfies version of english, its like a mafia warlord trying to sing opera, not a chance lol
novacabrio
17-10-10, 11:27 PM
Welcome mrs bazil
13 pages i'll say, she's already said no baps so the threads dead already
Welcome mrs bazil
13 pages i'll say, she's already said no baps so the threads dead already
ill try my best and if no baps then ill post in her absence lol,
right this is her nova, it was my second car and the first car she had ever driven, ( soon it'll be registered in her name ) it needs a lot of work but i want it done to her taste and not mine, i thought it best she has her own account to include her in the process and comunity of rebuilding old rustbuckets lol
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/me%20novas/2b038.jpg
Southie
18-10-10, 12:34 AM
nod and agree guys, nod and agree, its really not that difficult lol
Bizzarely I now have a vision of Ste Porter as the next Churchill dog lol Will Total Vauxhall be giving them away in there next issue lol
Welcome Kat and hope that Nova of yours is nothing like your other halfs rusty jigsaw lol
Danny s-p
18-10-10, 12:47 AM
so is this the gte you were going to restore or another one bazil
13 pages i'll say, she's already said no baps so the threads dead already
Nah, I reckon more than that. Look at the one hannah or whoever it was started, after about 3 pages she'd pretty much dropped out the thread and it went on to completely unrelated random crap.
fook me might as well rename this site aswland!
Originally Posted by draper
i can multitask....
case 1 - shag my missus AND text her sister - obviously you're doing something wrong if you can do this, have you found the right bit?!
why would i need to use my hands aswell ? im fully equipped/sized elsewhere
case 2 - wee in the toilet, from the shower - obviously you have too much time on your hands................and pee obviously
ill bet most males have tried it (or will now)
on a seperate note... a guy i used to work with could stand at the urinal and wee into a toilet basin in pub toilets over the door and sometimes over another stall - he stopped showing us his 'trick' the day the toilet door was shut and he didnt ask if anyone was sat on the bog lol
fook me might as well rename this site aswland!
Seems this new lady actually has a intrest in Nova's tho
Unlike the crap ho's that arrive on here and get some users all excited behind their keyboards, last weeks was a classic with the 'hello' thread then the 'bye' thread, WTF lol like anyone cares lol
Best of all tho in my time on PNG has to be the bird that thought she was or at least looked like Beyonce !!! Or some crap like that, complete and utter ASW.
Best of all tho in my time on PNG has to be the bird that thought she was or at least looked like Beyonce !!! Or some crap like that, complete and utter ASW.
i dunno, the lauren thread was funny, but there was one where some lads girlfriend joined the site purely to have a public row with him, which was excellent
claire6069
18-10-10, 12:53 PM
i can multitask....
case 1 - shag my missus AND text her sister - obviously you're doing something wrong if you can do this, have you found the right bit?!
why would i need to use my hands aswell ? im fully equipped/sized elsewhere
case 2 - wee in the toilet, from the shower - obviously you have too much time on your hands................and pee obviously
ill bet most males have tried it (or will now)
on a seperate note... a guy i used to work with could stand at the urinal and wee into a toilet basin in pub toilets over the door and sometimes over another stall - he stopped showing us his 'trick' the day the toilet door was shut and he didnt ask if anyone was sat on the bog lol
no way lol thats disgusting!!!
i dunno, the lauren thread was funny, but there was one where some lads girlfriend joined the site purely to have a public row with him, which was excellent
linky please lol
i wish i could remember who it was, but it was something to do with getting run over in a bizarre fashion.......
KITTY-KAT
18-10-10, 01:55 PM
here you go my great tits lol, opps actually i cant as i dont have 15 posts:p
thanks for the welcome danny yeah its the same nova
come on..... your other half is a lorry driver, thus, according to 1970's stereotype, you are meant to be a right mucky sort, who takes in gentleman visitors .......
Danny s-p
18-10-10, 02:04 PM
here you go my great tits lol, opps actually i cant as i dont have 15 posts:p
thanks for the welcome danny yeah its the same nova good look with it heard your keeping it original. GTE + MK1 FTW
a few points:
hitler was a faschist, not a communist, totally different
the lad whos lass joined was from grimsby and he had issues with his trainer, spud will know who.
also why piss in the bog from the shower? just piss in the shower.
finally:
tits/fanny or get the fook out.
that is all.
JensonLEI
18-10-10, 02:24 PM
Asw....
i wish i could remember who it was, but it was something to do with getting run over in a bizarre fashion.......
Raza. Thread of the century. Scuffed his trainers!
Raza. Thread of the century. Scuffed his trainers!
most epic thread ev@
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46614
has anyone sold the film rights to that??? cos it is just sublime
That thread is very funny indeed lol
Looks like it was before the days of the typing rules as well
Looks like it was before the days of the typing rules as well
There werent any written rules then,not like there is now,its pathetic really as most of them are just common sense.Werent as many fukktards though either.I used to be a "guest" for 3 or so years til i joined.
most epic thread ev@
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46614
That took me ages to read! Very amusing though.
Did anyone ever work out what Scott was talking about? lol
http://www.basehead.org/files/shots/1-vickypollard-1024.jpg PMALOTFFANL... ace nice one...
:lol: :lol:
claire6069
18-10-10, 06:48 PM
come on..... your other half is a lorry driver, thus, according to 1970's stereotype, you are meant to be a right mucky sort, who takes in gentleman visitors .......
hey!! steves a lorry driver and im no hooker lol
claire6069
18-10-10, 06:55 PM
most epic thread ev@
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46614
fpmsl
cant believe no one took the pis$ for his mum fixing the car lol lol lol jacks pancake pic was epic lmao couldnt understand a word she was saying lol
Pistol Pete
18-10-10, 07:31 PM
Hello. Instead of how many pages...i'll say you'll be here a week.
GRUNT 16V
19-10-10, 10:36 AM
and im a woman:d
my t'other half is a member here and told me my first post is important and should contain the line " no you bunch of pervs i aint wapping my bapps "lol
lol how about an a55 shot maybe ?????????????
lololololololol
hi and welcome !!!!!
Hoochie
19-10-10, 12:00 PM
Ello and welcome..........:)
If you hurry up and get your Bristols out then this lot might get back into their boxes!! :d
Ello and welcome..........:)
If you hurry up and get your Bristols out then this lot might get back into their boxes!! :d
someone mention boxes? rofl and such......:d
MattBrown
19-10-10, 12:19 PM
most epic thread ev@
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46614
I am in no way, any way, sole way ever that bad.
Christ, did they acutally go out? Or was it on day release from the special home?lol
is it you on another account matt?
Ello and welcome..........:)
If you hurry up and get your Bristols out then this lot might get back into their boxes!! :d
http://media2.worldcarfans.com/2006/3/medium/5060308.001.1M.jpg
MattBrown
19-10-10, 12:21 PM
is it you on another account matt?
Yup, I would have been 13 at the timelol
loolz, kroozin wit ya homiez an ting, braaaap
MattBrown
19-10-10, 12:36 PM
loolz, kroozin wit ya homiez an ting, braaaap
Kroozin on da BMXez yolol
Kroozin on da BMXez yolol
Tonight? Cos we knows homes aint got no ride. lol
" no you bunch of pervs i aint wapping my bapps "lol
bye than.:roll:
KITTY-KAT
19-10-10, 04:50 PM
sorry but you can all thank the 15 posts. hiya to all
KITTY-KAT
19-10-10, 05:10 PM
hello
hello
Right no excuse, tits out :)
rayginghorn
19-10-10, 05:12 PM
lol
pikey1986
19-10-10, 05:13 PM
hello and lol at mike
KITTY-KAT
19-10-10, 05:14 PM
mr bazil will have to post them i dont have a photobucket account lol
mr bazil will have to post them i dont have a photobucket account lol
no, its your jugs that they want..............
KITTY-KAT
19-10-10, 05:29 PM
well some of can but some of you wont,lol
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1706094#post1706094
as said, you can stay now lol
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