toaster rant!!!

[Alex J]

what a stupid idea they are now, the old boy got a new one, and a slice of bread dont even fit in it either way so you only get half a toasted slice! whats the point:mad: , to make matters even worse its the 2nd toaster we have brought that bread dont fit in!! has anyone else had this??????

[John]

grill ftw!

[draper]

Axe the ****er untill it fits (toaster not the bread)

[John]

Axe the ****er untill it fits (toaster not the bread)

lol lol

[Alex J]

Axe the ****er untill it fits (toaster not the bread)axe has been hidden from me, the only large tool i have to hand is a large railway pick axe handle!!

[John]

Toasting maris style.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpg

[Pistol Pete]

Lmfao!!!

[SRimon]

I love your rants lol.

[General Baxter]

use the grill, tastes so much better,

brb i want toast

[Angus Closier]

My toaster fuesed the whole house this morining.....Think its time for a new one!

[Mike]

Aye toast for me too now...


My toaster fuesed the whole house this morining.....Think its time for a new one!

My kettle used to do that lol

[Alex J]

Toasting maris style.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/boley011/architecture/flamethrower.jpgthis could replace the axe for the next maris axe thread, flame grilled nova threadlol

[Lynsey]

I know exactly what you mean. It's ridiculous. Didn't they take the size of a standard slice of bread into consideration whilst working out the dimensions?

[General Baxter]

well i cant use my toaster, it had an on off switch, that switch is now in the car, wait till some one wants to use it as i put it back lol

[Adam]

F**k using the grill, take 10mins get warm lol

But indeed my toaster has the same issue, meaning i have to flip the bread round half way through the toasting process to evenly toast the bread.
I think i made that sound quite technical.

[Paul]

Smash it up!

[MK999]

I think i made that sound quite technical.

Does rather sound like a quote from your dissertation on the toasting process. lol

Also, 4 slice toasters ftw, stick it in sideways.

[Spudly]

Also, 4 slice toasters ftw, stick it in sideways.



Exactly, none of this poverty spec twin shot toaster malarky, but err how did you all make your toast before toasters became commonplace in the kitchen?

[Plug]

mmmmmm just had some toast from my toaster that fits bread in :p lol

[L14MNP]

Dependent on bread width and/or length sometimes the slice has to bent a tad to fit the space, and then the OEM eject mechanisim isn't up to the job so I have to brave the inferno.
I tend not to worry about it though.

Have a Coke and a smile! lol

[MK999]

Exactly, none of this poverty spec twin shot toaster malarky, but err how did you all make your toast before toasters became commonplace in the kitchen?

100W lightbulb, took ****ing hoooouuuurs.