F@+king Cats !!!!!!!!!!

[GRUNT 16V]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
Help me the fecking cats around my close keep 5hatting in my garden !!!!!!!!
can anyone help me !!! by explaining the best ways to keep the little feckers away !!!!!!!!
shotgun and mines are not a viable answer !!!!
they have to be humain even though i would love to drop kick them over the house !
Please help me !!!!!! please !

[Mark]

lol I have a gas powered semi auto pistol you can buy...

[mowgli]

pepper dust........

or like my brother, when he had trouble with cats scratching his rangerover bonnet... electric fencing.

[GRUNT 16V]

thanks but they always do there shatty business when im not looking !!! little shats

[GRUNT 16V]

electric fence would be good but looks horrible and i know i will touch it after i had a few !!!! lol

[craig green]

They hate citrus, leave orange peel & such on the lawn.

[GRUNT 16V]

so called orange peel dosnt work !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????

[bazil]

http://www.capitalgardens.co.uk/scent-off-pellets-p-6372.html

[gazz]

get a dog lol

[GRUNT 16V]

http://www.capitalgardens.co.uk/scent-off-pellets-p-6372.html

do these work ?????????????????

[GRUNT 16V]

get a dog lol
not viable !!! as me and my wife both work so little pooch would be left alone !!

[bazil]

Duno, lol I think they do

[gazz]

http://www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=275730&C=Froogle&U=275730&T=Module

my nan has a simular thing that works

[mowgli]

electric fence would be good but looks horrible and i know i will touch it after i had a few !!!! lol

seriously, he made some little wooden posts & put 2 strands of white fencing wire up, & hooked them up to a 20km mains powered fencer, giving 9kv shocks.... tiddles & his mates never came near the place for months after...


but a tub of pepper dust sorts them out, available from all good pet stores/ wilko etc.

[draper]

get a cat yourself ?

[MattBrown]

get a cat yourself ?

Get a lion lol

[mowgli]

concrete your lawn..... OR JUST GET SOME BLOODY PEPPER DUST

[bazil]

Get a lion lol

or Baxters cat, I'm pretty sure it would persuede the other cat to leave the area lol,

[mowgli]

i did hear of a method involving visiting your local zoo & asking for a bucket of tiger poo.... sprinkle some of that round & no cat will get close.

[GRUNT 16V]

cheers guys !!!! anymore?????

[mowgli]

has anyone mentioned pepper dust....?
http://www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Images/DB_Detail/_79774__146408__.jpg

[draper]

theres a common kitchen condiment you can use (in dust form) but i cant remember which - try salt

[Pistol Pete]

IIRC pepper dust is effective...

[mowgli]

well, my dog only goes on one small bit of the garden because of it, and i used it a very long time ago....

[Danny s-p]

lol were i lived before the was old man put cuttings of squid down in his garden. i ask him y he said look round in few months there be no cats around. so i asked my dad and it meant to swell there guts up and it kills them nasty but if there really piss you of that much. ( i have never done this by the way and will never do it as it sounds horrid ). or i think some one had said PEPPER DUST work fine cat never come round my garden .

[mowgli]

if a cat eats loads of squid, it gets a vitamin deficiency..... that is all.

[Lee]

Bents & Queers sell an ultrasonic cat deterrant. It works too well lol I tried to point it at next doors land to keep their bloody ferrels away, but my cat refused to go outside with it switched on!

For your purposes it will be excellent

[CoolTiger]

get a cat yourself :) then no cats come into garden and yours doesnt even **** in its own garden :)

[claire6069]

stakeout and when it ****s, squirt it with a water pistol lol right up its bum lol

[Edd]

According to our local newspaper antifreeze is a solution lol

[Danny s-p]

wrong thread

[SR NATH]

personally 1st choice would have been the drop kick or 2nd choice a machete lol

[gc_vaux]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
Help me the fecking cats around my close keep 5hatting in my garden !!!!!!!!
can anyone help me !!! by explaining the best ways to keep the little feckers away !!!!!!!!
shotgun and mines are not a viable answer !!!!
they have to be humain even though i would love to drop kick them over the house !
Please help me !!!!!! please !


1. Bulldog
2. Staffy

Job done

[gc_vaux]

personally 1st choice would have been the drop kick or 2nd choice a machete lol

Machete works too lol

[danderv]

I have the same ****ing problem so pepper dust it is .

[svlet]

ill give you a lend of my dog

[claire6069]

or if you're feeling very unsociable, find out where it lives and go pay it the same respect back lol

[novaguy08]

cut old 2 litre bottles of pop in half with pointy bits (so in a zig zag fasion) bury them with the points up in random points in the garden. cats with squat and get the points right in the ringer and not return in a hurry.

you can also get cat silhouettes that work well as the cat thinks that there is already one in the garden, if it gets dark in your garden pop a small solar garden light behind it and it'll light it up nicely and scare the pants off of any mog who wants to drop a turd on your flower beds.

Or you could always just pay some kid a fiver to sit in your garden for a couple of days and spray any cats that go in.

[mowgli]

well, thats at least covered all the things that don't work but your neighbours get a good laugh watching you doing it

[mowgli]

bit more up your street grunt, its nearly the halloween season, get some bangers & when tiddles appears, light one & sling it at the poor little thing.....

after a few of them it won't go far.......

[Mike]

Put them in a wheelie bin. Works in Coventry....

[GRUNT 16V]

Put them in a wheelie bin. Works in Coventry....
lol

[draper]

whats 4ft high and meaows ?

wheelie bins in warickshire

[mowgli]

coventry people love animals... there is a charity that collects up urban foxes & releases them near the McDonalds on the hinckley northern perimeter road. then the local farmer shoots them all when they try to rob from his wheelie bin, well, its more of a wheelie sieve these days

[Lynsey]

Grant, do you still have that super duper spud gun? LMAO lol

[bazil]

leave a water sprinkler on all the time lol