Irritation...

[wisewood]

Imagine being in an office with someone who is supposed to be a warehouse worker but has been given light duties due to a bad arm.

He is loud, he is obnoxious and he is stupid.
He sings badly, at the top of his voice without knowing the actual words to the songs he is singing so he makes up his own. He never sings a whole song, and often does a medly of half a dozen different ones, which as far as i can tell, he does not realise he is doing.

He also drums on things all the time, the desk, the filing cabinet - the wall, the chair, the doors... anything.

I have asked him many times not to be so loud becuase its difficult for me to concentrate on my work (novaload admin :lol:) but still he persists. I cant go and tell one of the cheer leaders (team leaders) because they are all his best mates outside of work so cant really go bitching about him as the team leaders arent professional enough to keep business and pleasure seperate.

Just wanted to have a little rant. Sorry... :D

[novamark]

GO ANDY, ITS UR BIRFDAY........ i know what u mean, things like that piss me off too.

[wisewood]

Oh yeah... i forgot something.

He interupts you all the time if you are talking to someone else - he cant stand to be the one outside the conversation so he will just interupt and start talking about something completely different.

AND he has jsut had his 50th birthday... so his wife is buying him a nice car - up to about 6k to spend on it and he keeps complaining about all the ones she suggests. So far i have had endless complaints about a Vauxhall Omega Elite, BMW 318, Saab 95, Volvo something or other, Renault Laguna and a Celica GT4.

Its to big, its not econmical enough, its too fast, insurance would be too much :cry: :cry: :cry: blah blah blah winge winge winge.

NONE of the cars he has ever done an online quote for here have ever been over 850 quid fully comp... and that includes a Mitsubishi GTO twin turbo and a Toyota Supra 3.0

GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!
I said to him the other day - you are looking for a car that's between 2 and 3 litres of engine right? preferably a 2.5 or 3 litre V6.
He said "yeah why?"
I said... "well youre not gonna find one thats cheap on insurance and fuel like the diesel 2 litre you are driving now are you!"

He sulked and started rambling on about something or other that made no sense so i turned around and got on with my work.

[novamark]

PMSL!!! i feel for u mate. is he there now?! if hes 50 why doesnt he get like an audi a3 or a vw polo or somethin?!!! he doesnt need anythin that big anyway surely!?

[wisewood]

His wife is a "talented" club singer and he needs some decent space to get all her stuff in, which if you ask me is just stupid coz she has an omega anyway!!!

Yeah he is here now, he sits behind me facing the other way.

[novamark]

lol, RISKY!!!!! what do u do if he turns round!!! i was writin bout dat girl smellin of farts n she was right next to me, lol. keep the omega and go up london and buy evrything moschino, versace etc with the money!!!

[wisewood]

London is down from here mate... :D Straight down the M1.

His eyes aint good enough to read what i am saying from over there. Dont worry, i already thought of that :D and he is busy on the net looking at cars AGAIN!!

[Carla]

I no how u feel, there is the most annoying girl in my class at college, and imagine being with her every monday 2 friday, she is loud, her voice goes straight threw ya, oooooooohhhhhhh i want 2 kill her!!

[wisewood]

But thats only at college for a few hours per day - i have to put up with this guy all day when i am at work, 5 days per week and sometimes 6 days!!

GGGGRRRRRRRR!!!

[Carla]

Well i see her from 8:30 in the morning until 3:20 and between those times i am at the breink of death, by goin to slit my wrists, as she really really really, does my head in, thank god she dont live by me though!!

[wisewood]

I got this guy from 9:30am till about 6pm when he goes home and leaves me in peace!!!

[Dave]

wise imagine working witha woman exactly like that who works full time in the same place gets on her high horse at the slightest thing, gets onto you if something beyond my control goes wrong (like a traffic jam on the motorway) but when she does something wrong is VERY defensive
that's what i get everyday!

[wisewood]

Sounds like our team leaders and managers... who also take credit for all of my good ideas :lol:

[Chris LR]

Give him a slap.....?

Or Randomly throw very sharp things at him?

http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb097.gif

[Carla]

thats wat i wuld do, y dont ya get a straw and blow things at him wen he goes past.........
:twisted: :twisted: :P :P :lol: :lol:
or wen he has got his jacket off ur sumat, do wat i used 2 do in school, ........get a fountain pen, wen he walks past ya, flick ink up his back!!........lol :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[wisewood]

I absolutely refuse to resort to cilish behaviour!!!

I thought i might just tell his mum!

[Carla]

lol............he's a tell tale

tell tale! :P :P :P
tell tale!

[wisewood]

actually i prefer the term "Grass!"

he's told the bosses about me being late sooooo many times too.
every morning he is late... arrives about ten mintues late - but he starts earlier than me, so then when i turn up a few mintues late there is ONLY HIM who knows i was a little late and suddenly i am called in to see the boss. Strange eh.

[Dave]

if he grass you up for bein late an you like your job i wouldn't slap him cos he'll go straight to the boss an bye bye job.
go physcological on him! fcuk his mind over

[wisewood]

I HATE MY JOB.
but nobody else can do it - so they cant just sack me :D




anyway... it aint about that... i just wanted to have a winge :lol:
he aint been so bad today, only caused me to have 3 smoke breaks so far.

[Wiggie]

LOL! you lot crack me up suimit chronic! insurance company init wise? i wanna see what you do to him in future....keep us informed!!!



Wigz

[Dave]

insurance company init wise?
you is thinking about ade
wise is the drinks man!

[wisewood]

Yupp - Ian n Ade work in insurance.

I work in an office (http://www.soulafuzz.com/tuna/office.jpg) in the corner of a warehouse which contains about 18 million quids worth of wines and spirits (normally about 13million but we are busy so stocked up a bit more)

[Dave]

**borrows truck from work an goes to cashpoint to get bung for andy to take it back down to 13million**

[Wiggie]

Yupp - Ian n Ade work in insurance.

I work in an office (http://www.soulafuzz.com/tuna/office.jpg) in the corner of a warehouse which contains about 18 million quids worth of wines and spirits (normally about 13million but we are busy so stocked up a bit more)

oh, my mistake then. i could have sworn you wer goin on about your new job being insurnce. neva mind. bet ppl love you at BBQs ect. then

[wisewood]

96 lager and 96 pepsi free every 3 months... snot bad.

[novamark]

QUALITY!!! i would do little discreet things to piss him off though, i dunno like accidentally unscrew the bottom of his chair when he went on lunchbreak or sumthin, would be so funny, just think of the felling u get when u hear him thud on the floor. PURE JOY!! PMSL.

[wisewood]

But he is on light duties with his injured arm... doing that might cause further injury and prolong his stay with me :o

[novamark]

or they might tell him to rest at home if u make sure he hurts it badly enough, leave something he can impale himself on of somethin. lol.

[wisewood]

what so he can claim even more against the company for an accident at work... dont think so. He is already going to claim for this one.

[Wiggie]

or they might tell him to rest at home if u make sure he hurts it badly enough, leave something he can impale himself on of somethin. lol.

LOL!

i like your style!!!

[wisewood]

but like i said... that way he will claim accident in the work place (again) and will just get more time off work followed by more time working with me :(

He has really annoyed me this afternoon but i cant be arsed to explain :lol:

[courtenaynova's lil sis]

I sit opposite to a bloke a work, Geoff, he has pure white hair is about 65, his belly is the shape of a large bowling ball, he has really long nose hairs......EEEEEEWWWWWWW I can't look at him in the morning, he makes me feel sick. Sitting opposite him as well means he breaths towards me.........................I don't think he brushes his teeth his breath smells like dog sh1t, it realy does make me heave.

My Credir Control Team Leader is moving him to the othrer side of the office cuz I'm always moanin at him to brush his teeth or have an xtra strong mint.

10/10 for pure rankness!!!!!!!!!

[Carla]

Cheryl u really are a true and it shows ................believe me it does!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

[Chris LR]

Piss in his Coffee, or fill it with Nightol?

[courtenaynova's lil sis]

Ha ha ha. Sounds good to me. If u hear of ne1 bein killed by rat poison, you know its my job :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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[quote="wisewood"]
NONE of the cars he has ever done an online quote for here have ever been over 850 quid fully comp... and that includes a Mitsubishi GTO twin turbo


insurance on them is soooo expensive, my old man pays ?750ish on his and he got full no claims etc.

but they do go like fcuk - 180 +! :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

[wisewood]

Thats my point mate... he complains about the quotes he gets being expensive and the highest i have seen him get was 850 quid fully comp, cant remember what on though.

He is now 50 - been driving since he was 17/18 and has never had an accident. :lol: Wanting a GTO he might just have one. :lol:

Thing is he contradicts himself all the time, one minute going on about wanting something practicle then the next minute he is looking at cars like the GTO... or 3.0 V6 cars. Just fookin annoying.

[deacon_2107]

wise dude, i like ur desk.... you even have ur own fone, i dont get my own fone, although i do get a window.

Infact u have ur own little corner all to urself, whereas my desk sticks out into the room and i have to make my own little corner by turnin the desk round to make an L shape with the closest desk (which pisses everyone off coz then i can watch them all.

That annoying bloke u got, im pretty sure he uses a mouse, just wait till he goes home then put an ickle bit of sellotape across the bottom over the ball and see how long it takes him to figure out y it dont work. I did that to this big booty bird that always smells of sweat and farts (like most fat people do, no offence to fat people) and she couldnt figure it out, so she foned the IT helpdesk and they sent a guy out to fix her comp. He was pretty pissed off wen it turned out to be just some sellotape across the mouse ball coz he come all the way from Bristol and i work near Oxford.


:twisted:

[wisewood]

PMSL @ office prank.




That pic of my office... the office has been tidied a bit since then... looks a bit better now. Its just a corner i have to myself though - apart from Jeff who gets on my nerves who shoudlnt be here for much longer i have the place all to myself. Nobody else works in here with me.

[Alex]

always smells of sweat and farts (like most fat people do, no offence to fat people)

LMFAO

[Tilly]

im irrtatated by my boss we (me and receptionist) got brought some lush luxury choccy biccys and the women who brought them brought him a bottle of whisky but oh no he has to eat them grrrrrrrr fat bloater

[wisewood]

pmsl > you should have just pointed out that they were bad for his teeth Tilly. :lol:

[Ben (lurk75)]

na ha ha ha ha

BLAST EM

WOOO HA

[wisewood]

Well Jeff went to the hospital yesterday and has another 6 weeks of intensive physiotherapy to go yet... so i have to put up with him a while longer... and after then he may need an operation on his shoulder so it could be ageeees yet!!!


'doh :o