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[stevenf]

As a family we are always trying to keep up with the latest technology.
So I bought my son an iPod, my daughter an iPhone and myself an iPad. I felt sorry for my wife, so I bought her an iRon and that's when it all kicked off! What an ungrateful bitch!

[gazz]

lol lol lol :cry:
brilliant

[floydy13]

a bloke approaches a women in a bar and says i'ld love to fill your pussy with stella and drink it out...the women goes back and tells her boyfriend. well are'nt you going to sort him out she asks, NO says the guy...i aint picking a fight with a guy that can drink 25 pints of stella!

[Lewis.]

lol lol rep for you both :D

[mayhem]

A black African father and son are traveling from the USA to londen..

The pilot announced:

"the fuel tank is getting empty, we need to throw out the baggeges.

so, baggages where thrown out.

Ater a while the pilot onnounces: "the plane is still too heavy, we need to throw out passengers".
"To make it as fair as possible we will do it in an alfebetical order"

"Are there any africans on board?"

no anwser.

"Ok, are there any black people on board?"

Still no answer

"Hmm... Any dark people?"

still no answer.

The boy asks: "but dad, i thought you said that whe are proud African Black Coloured Dark people??"

"Yes my son.....

But today we are Niggers"

[stevenf]

Ha ha I like it Lol

[jen]

mayhem :thumb: Very good lol

[Jack]

Napalm_27

[mayhem]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

[Derick-Sport]

Came home pissed last night, sat in front of the tele

feeling a bit blue i turned on the pay per view

'see jordans wet dribbling ****'

worst ten quid iv ever spent
turns out it was a video of her 7yo harveys bday party

[Alex J]

Napalm_27lol

[stevenf]

I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started ****ing.
Midwives eh!.. Got no sense of humour at all!.

[stevenf]

The stuck up cow next door to me said, "I think It's ridiculous that you make your son walk the 2 miles to school, you should drive him there, you don't know how many wierdo's could be out there!"I said "He's 10 years old, goes to a Catholic school, and is looked after by Priests every day ...... the walk to school is the least of his ****ing problems!"

[stevenf]

Just bought a new race horse today and I decided to call it "my face". I don't care about it winning or even about the money , I just wanna see it running down the home straight and all those posh women shouting "Come On ","Come On My Face"!!

[Jim Mcrae]

I was sucking off my new Thai bride the other night, until i thought, Hang on a ****ing minute!

[wwmnw]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

lol:cry:lol:cry:lol:cry:lol

[maddogdaz666]

Im sick of gettin Emails and phone calls since my dog savaged a taliban to death.

For the last time.

Hes NOT for sale!!

[Alanmc]

I gave my wife an orgasm last night,


the ungrateful bitch spat it out