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A lot of people have heard about the axe weilding maniac that is Maris, and him smashing his Nova turbo up after a few days of ownership, we have some pictures, if you fancy a laugh lol
When he got it:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/lashednova/hsabhajkfb.jpg
After his slip with a spanner lmao
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs328.ash2/60811_157910444236617_100000529876416_404848_16996 73_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs340.ash2/62083_157910527569942_100000529876416_404849_64940 42_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs680.snc4/62083_157910530903275_100000529876416_404850_47739 0_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs680.snc4/62083_157910534236608_100000529876416_404851_37489 72_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs680.snc4/62083_157910537569941_100000529876416_404852_67288 74_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs680.snc4/62083_157910540903274_100000529876416_404853_50948 22_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs340.ash2/62083_157910544236607_100000529876416_404854_71643 9_n.jpg
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol lol
chimp007_uk
27-09-10, 08:05 PM
Hahahaha...
I remember you telling me about this at ace cafe, priceless waste lol
davidfox280585
27-09-10, 08:07 PM
why?????????????????????must have too much money
ive felt like doing that sort of thing in the past but i could never hurt my nova
The story goes like this, he bought a Nova turbo which was super clean, a driveshaft seal was knackered, and it was dripping gearbox oil.
So he was going to fix it, jacks it up, starts unbolting thing, spanner slips, he smacks himself in the head with it, spanner slips again, another headshot, repeated one more time when he saw red and flipped.
He got out from under the car, booted the grill off, used the intercooler as a battering ram, jumped around on the roof and bonnet a bit, then he pulls out the trusty axe, and proceeded to beat seven bells of **** out of it.
After he was finished he got very drunk, invited a few mates round, booted it in some more, then topped it off by pissing in it.
I went round a few days after, and couldnt beleive what he had done. Im sure hell be on later, but in his own words.
He doesnt regret it, was best thing he did to that car, he'd happily do it again.
Funny thing is, he was asking where my club hammer was at Combe when his brakes failed.
anger management is that way >>>
expensive spanner slip! lol
16v Nova Kev
27-09-10, 08:32 PM
oh my god what a tit.lol
I sometimes want to do the same thing to people.
Southie
27-09-10, 08:54 PM
Very disappointed at the lack of burn out lol
Rickardo
27-09-10, 08:54 PM
Richard Head.
Very disappointed at the lack of burn out lol
FPMSL! lol lol
brainsnova
27-09-10, 09:06 PM
he couldnt do a burn out on the roof as his trainers had too much grip. i guess nobody will ask him to fix their car now lol
hendrix
27-09-10, 09:16 PM
lol what a turnip
seems par for the course from the spazz
16v Nova Kev
27-09-10, 09:32 PM
^^christ thats a bit strong.
hes a chimp though... actually thats unfair to chimps lol
16v Nova Kev
27-09-10, 09:46 PM
lol nice edit;)
twistysnovagte
27-09-10, 09:51 PM
pathetic in my eye's weather it his car or not!
id have happily gave him half his money back before he started lol
craig green
27-09-10, 09:55 PM
I had a pretty dim view of maris, now it's even lower.
I dn't care much for the Nova, just the general attitude towards things. Stay off the crack man! Anger management is indeed that way^^^^^^^^^^
Alex is a very funny Guy thou
mk1nova_rich
27-09-10, 10:01 PM
neg rep him when he replies to this thread lol what a waste of a clean shell
steviegsi
27-09-10, 10:09 PM
Obviously one of them genius type people! Although I've felt like kicking the Fu*k out a few cars at times I'd never loose the rag that much!
Pistol Pete
27-09-10, 10:20 PM
Abit excessive IMO. Looked like an ok car to start with. I understand everyone gets rage, lol i have been known to go into serveral, but nothing like the pics above!
Maybe some lessons on how to use a spanner for crimbo?
LMFAO
If your going to do it, do it well?
BRoadGhost
27-09-10, 10:38 PM
I like that colgate flavour
Maybe next time angle grind the roof off then you can stand up in it when you take a piss
nova_saloon
27-09-10, 11:09 PM
thats not cool. serious problems.
ben doodar
27-09-10, 11:20 PM
How do you slip and hit yourself in the face with a spanner! Lmao!!!
Rick Draper
27-09-10, 11:28 PM
Quite amusing.
craig green
27-09-10, 11:33 PM
Maybe some lessons on how to use a spanner for crimbo?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c323/turbocraig/Craigypics/marisestoolkit.jpg
Only goes to show it's harder to make something then break something
Vausey_Nova_Knotla
27-09-10, 11:49 PM
Rather pethetic tbh, must have money to smash up then. Supose its more spares for us if he strips the car for parts lol his loss a very big one by the looks of that first picture.
Vausey_Nova_Knotla
27-09-10, 11:56 PM
How do you slip and hit yourself in the face with a spanner! Lmao!!!
When un-doing wheel nuts on the nova, they was very tight, i was undoing them with a spider wrench things.
Any way i had my head infront of the wing and i knew what would happen but was adiment (sp) on un-doing it and when it cracked, well it didn't half go withough notice lol.
ended up with a lump size of a golf ball on my forehead:roll:, lesson learnt any how.:tard:
but didnt smash my car up just the stupid tool
I'll wait for him to reply so I can bad rep him lol
He shouldn't be anywhere near cars tbh
Vausey_Nova_Knotla
28-09-10, 12:16 AM
I'll wait for him to reply so I can bad rep him lol
He shouldn't be anywhere near cars tbh
lol Maybe a restraining order from nova's might work its the stress they must cause.
bin there and done that, the ex pissed me off, kicked the side in and jumped all over the bonnet
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/sclurgess/DSCN1093.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/sclurgess/DCFC0005.jpg
pikey1986
28-09-10, 03:59 AM
lmfao, i very nearly did a similar thing to my old 200sx
What's complete and utter c0ck
Stupid rather than funny
Obviously had no respect for money or his own property
I would be embarrassed till I die if I did something like that not taking pics to show people ffs
TOOL
waster. needs to get a grip. and posting it on the owners club wont do hm any favours.
MattBrown
28-09-10, 09:54 AM
What's complete and utter c0ck
Stupid rather than funny
Obviously had no respect for money or his own property
I would be embarrassed till I die if I did something like that not taking pics to show people ffs
TOOL
Agreed.
Maybe he thinks its big and clever?
The big thing to do would be to walk away.
And lets face it, if a spanner is slipping off 3 times, either your a total retard, or have the wrong tools...
paul james
28-09-10, 10:00 AM
If you can't stand the odd scrape or bump, then you shouldn't bother trying to work on cars. If you really must break something to calm the inner hulk, break something cheap.
ben doodar
28-09-10, 10:02 AM
im sure weve all been pissed off when doing jobs on our cars but thats just crazy!! why not walk off from it for 10 minutes have a brew, a fag or what ever you do to calm yourself down and come back to finish the job! bet he was pissed off with him self once he'd calmed down, like edd said, id of felt embaresed with myself if that was me. but then again i dont know the guy so cant really pass judgement!
Fcuking muppet.
I've known tossers like that before. Known, not know anymore. :thumb:
EG: An ex-mate was out with another mate in his Clio 16v, attempted a handbrake turn around a roundabout and from the report I got/damage i seen he managed to understeer directly into curb at the side of the road, destroying the wheel, strut, subrframe, wing and bumper lol (he never was very good lmao). Not content with that (I had finished work and arrived to help by this point) he then kicked both of the door mirrors off and as they were still attached by the looms he tore them off and threw them lmao! Someone went to retreive them only to be told to 'Fcuking leave them!' lol Then the car had both of it's doors and a quarter stoved in whilst the recovery guy looked on. Fantastic!
FFS, my Volvo has been fcuked for weeks with no end of testing/fabricating and expenditure sortin it out and the worst I have done is chuck a couple of spanners of the ground. Never at the car, and even then that is very out of character for me, but I have missed forced overtime at work several times and now have a disciplinary for my troubles. I knew that would happen. lol
Also, good luck to Maris trying to sell that interior/the seats....
liean15, how can they disapline you for overtime, pm if you like mater save o.t.
You deserve it for that spelling. lol
Back OT/
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/7/e/2/e/1195421755148157000Andy_-_Tools_Hammer_Spanner.svg.med.png
I also LOL'd at him not being able to use a spanner.
Any you should be arrested for playing with tools gen? lol
mate im having a dyslexic day....
Vausey_Nova_Knotla
28-09-10, 12:08 PM
If you can't stand the odd scrape or bump, then you shouldn't bother trying to work on cars. If you really must break something to calm the inner hulk, break something cheap.
He needs a punch bag in his garage wile he works on his cars or whats left of them
Maybe this one
http://www.hayabusa.org/forum/attachments/random-thoughts/160304d1254253364-anyone-got-punching-bag-bozo-clown-bop-bag.jpg
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hayabusa.org/forum/attachments/random-thoughts/160304d1254253364-anyone-got-punching-bag-bozo-clown-bop-bag.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hayabusa.org/forum/random-thoughts/118216-anyone-got-punching-bag.html&usg=__HEN5tPBim_HP7_ZQ6kaVew48rTE=&h=500&w=275&sz=15&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=dCfAm0bEfBaPbM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=76&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dboxuing%2Bbag%2Bin%2Bgarage%26um%3D1% 26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-GB:official%26biw%3D836%26bih%3D446%26tbs%3Disch:1 0%2C162&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=640&vpy=44&dur=271&hovh=138&hovw=76&tx=143&ty=205&ei=iM2hTNKrOtvNjAeu9_iDAw&oei=fM2hTN6pK4mROK_QvPkC&esq=3&page=1&ndsp=8&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0&biw=836&bih=446
this is what cats are for...... if things are going wrong, kick the smug little fecker... you will feel no end better.
my brother once threw a steel handled claw hammer, with a rubber grip, across the workshop in a fit of rage... the sodding thing bounced on the rubber grip & got me on the knee... now that hurt.
I was mincing on nova---chris's car and the ratchet slipped off the nut and smacked him in the face with the ratchet lol. Then it happened again (mostly by accident, honest guv) lmao
It is worse when you have a mate holding the part/tool (don't ge excited Stu!) and the socket/spanner slips or even worse when you know it is going to all of a sudden release (lol) and someone is going to get hurt. lol
Mowlgli, you REALLY don't like cats do you! :( lol
ok, why was he that close???
i broke my nose tightening the middle joint on my nova exhaust, before last years nat day
we were holding eachothers tools..... erm...
limp, cats have very few, if any practical uses.....and boot target is the only one i can think of.... i mean, its not like they rescue earthquake victims, or sniff for drugs etc.... they'd have a sniff & think, well sod them, it won't affect me......
Southie
28-09-10, 12:35 PM
Mowgli don't get like that women who randomly puts cats in wheelie bins lol
i wouldn't randomly do it, trust me.......
i also look round for cctv........
Southie
28-09-10, 12:43 PM
i wouldn't randomly do it, trust me.......
i also look round for cctv........
Retaliation is sweeeeet lol
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.asylum.co.uk/media/2010/08/catbin.jpg
this is the haters!! its a car, it pissed me of, so i smashed it up, if you feel you need to insult me so much , ill send all of you a box of tissues so you can cry into them! everyones diffrent, and reacts diffrent to things, i use a hammer or axe, others cry! wouldnt expect anything less from edd, craig ,and stuart!!!!!! who cares!! its a nova!
dougie_boi
28-09-10, 01:29 PM
your car you do as you please mate just some might be offended due to the fact it was a clean shell and hard to get lol
quality so you good at panel beating then maris lol
this is the haters!! its a car, it pissed me of, so i smashed it up, if you feel you need to insult me so much , ill send all of you a box of tissues so you can cry into them! everyones diffrent, and reacts diffrent to things, i use a hammer or axe, others cry! wouldnt expect anything less from edd, craig ,and stuart!!!!!! who cares!! its a nova!
I don't care about your Nova. I'm just laughing at your unstable mental state and financial ineptitude.:)
Also, interesting sig. I'd challenge you to that one. lol
beating yes, it anoyed me that much! would i do it again, hell yer!!!!
this is the haters!! its a car, it pissed me of, so i smashed it up, if you feel you need to insult me so much , ill send all of you a box of tissues so you can cry into them! everyones diffrent, and reacts diffrent to things, i use a hammer or axe, others cry! wouldnt expect anything less from edd, craig ,and stuart!!!!!! who cares!! its a nova!
What happens when the Mrs pisses you off lol
dougie_boi
28-09-10, 01:35 PM
so what you going to do with it now
Southie
28-09-10, 01:37 PM
so what you going to do with it now
Burnouts probably lol
What happens when the Mrs pisses you off lol
LMAO. Hope you never knock her up and she happens to tell you when she's standing on the landing!
What happens when the Mrs pisses you off loli wouldnt DARE , she scares me, when i did it, she just sat in a chair watchinglol
dougie_boi
28-09-10, 01:38 PM
Burnouts probably lolsounds about right killing the rest of it lmao
bin there and done that, the ex pissed me off, kicked the side in and jumped all over the bonnet
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/sclurgess/DSCN1093.jpg
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/sclurgess/DCFC0005.jpgif i could rep you, i wouldlol
What's complete and utter c0ck
Stupid rather than funny
Obviously had no respect for money or his own property
I would be embarrassed till I die if I did something like that not taking pics to show people ffs
TOOLedd, your so boring, yes its mine, yes i smashed, yes im gald, ill send you a tissue to cry into, keyboard warrior!!!!
LOL @ "its just a Nova"
Its not like there is millions of good Novas left on road, you're suppose to look after them not smash them up, if I built that car then see is like that I would be well gutted
I suggest you move to French cars, you'll be smashing 10 a week at this rate
or one would beat the **** outta him....
xxx
edd, your so boring, yes its mine, yes i smashed, yes im gald, ill send you a tissue to cry into, keyboard warrior!!!!
lol lol lol lol lol lol
That just confirms what a complete idiot you are tbh
If boring means respect the stuff I paid for with my earned money then yes I'll be boring thanks
Think you need to grow up, actions like would make most toddlers embarrassed, or go to the doctors so the chaps in white coats can take you somewhere for a few weeks. After you've been there book your self in for a basic mechanics course, sounds like you need it.
It's not funny, never will be.
Keyboard warrior: 'i'm out'
ben doodar
28-09-10, 02:11 PM
I had to 5* rate this thread! lol lol lol
Don't normally comment on this sort of stuff but....
I have to take up with the 'it pissed me off' - no it didnt lol
It sat there while you tried to fix it but only managed to hit yourself in the head - so technically you pissed yourself off and should go about yourself with a hammer/axe
It's an inanimate object lol
On another note, yes personally it's a waste but it's your car so you do what you want with it - it's no worse than putting stupid bodykits on things or crashing them - fair play lol
Any good bits left off it, for sale?
Piss stained seats that a mechanically inept nutcase now has no use for.
nans_nova
28-09-10, 02:46 PM
lol good one mate
i couldnt have done it to mine put to much time and effort in to in and may have hit my self a few mor times than ur self i had to have the end of my finger stitched back on and still conldnt smash it up lol
steviegsi
28-09-10, 03:41 PM
Any good bits left off it, for sale?
Would you trust him to take them off for you?lol
Lmfco @ this thread, Alex you needed a brew and a bloody good bacon sausage and egg barm *roll, batch, bum, bap, anything else you wana call it* straight after you twooted yourself the first time.
Good effort, whats the plans with it now? I hope your just gona use it as it is lol.
MattBrown
28-09-10, 04:20 PM
IIRC this was a while ago, and he reshelld it into the white one, and Im unure where the let went.
The white one is Ernie's old one
At least it was only a sh!tty hatchback. Nobody really likes them anyway.
lol lol lol lol lol lol
That just confirms what a complete idiot you are tbh
If boring means respect the stuff I paid for with my earned money then yes I'll be boring thanks
Think you need to grow up, actions like would make most toddlers embarrassed, or go to the doctors so the chaps in white coats can take you somewhere for a few weeks. After you've been there book your self in for a basic mechanics course, sounds like you need it.
It's not funny, never will be.
Keyboard warrior: 'i'm out'what a burke:tard: , your sending me to sleep!, again , wish i could be like you edd, your so great! your my idol!!
IIRC this was a while ago, and he reshelld it into the white one, and Im unure where the let went.got a new shell and rebuilt it propley, old shell was rotten anyway!
djbrowney
28-09-10, 05:15 PM
mr meris
i love you
xxx
What a legend lol
Epic replies lol. I wouldnt do it to mine i throw tools around instead...
Epic replies lol. I wouldnt do it to mine i throw tools around instead...
Don't throw them at Alex, if one hits him he might p!ss on you lol
mr meris
i love you
xxx
What a legend loltold you it was goodlol
novaxe235
28-09-10, 05:31 PM
mr meris
i love you
xxx
What a legend lolAmen!!!
His money to do what he likes with :cool:.
if a jobs worth doing,then do it well
if a jobs worth doing,then do it wellso true, whats the point of booting a panel when you can axe the whole car? expensive, but worth it!!:cool:
farmertom
28-09-10, 06:06 PM
funking lollol
The most controversial thread ever???
The most controversial thread ever???best thread EVERlol
:lol: @ this thread
good effort mr maris :)
Was the axe blunt? Not many holes for axe damage lol
Was the axe blunt? Not many holes for axe damage lolthe drivers side took the brunt, windscreen has a few holes, and done all windows, the rest was booted in, and jumped up and down on roof and bonnet!!!
Ahh I see, more pleasure in doing the damage physicaly rather than with a weapon
The most controversial thread ever???
I dunno, there's been a few nuggets this year
Ahh I see, more pleasure in doing the damage physicaly rather than with a weaponoh yes. i loved booting it in, made my smile, at the time i was so vexed i dont recall doing itlol
craig green
28-09-10, 06:51 PM
this is the haters!! its a car, it pissed me of, so i smashed it up, if you feel you need to insult me so much , ill send all of you a box of tissues so you can cry into them! everyones diffrent, and reacts diffrent to things, i use a hammer or axe, others cry! wouldnt expect anything less from edd, craig ,and stuart!!!!!! who cares!! its a nova!
Do you really ex[ect anything different from a Nova enthusiasts forum? :confused:
Was the axe blunt? Not many holes for axe damage lol
IIRC when he smashed the drivers window with the axe, it went clean through and took a chunk out of one of the seats lol
Do you really ex[ect anything different from a Nova enthusiasts forum? :confused:i was waiting for you to pipe uplol
ben doodar
28-09-10, 07:59 PM
i was waiting for you to pipe uplol
Do you do foreigners at the weekends?
Do you do foreigners at the weekends?:tard: what?
Southie
28-09-10, 08:21 PM
This should be moved to projects lol
muppet corner is more appropriate imo..
This should be moved to projects lolthe first picture was when i rebuilt it!! and mazz, i get told of for being a muppet, in muppet cornerlol
neg rep him when he replies to this thread lol what a waste of a clean shellburke
dougie_boi
28-09-10, 08:59 PM
any more burnouts of your own lately?
there has been a few, people will cry if i post them uplol
dougie_boi
28-09-10, 09:02 PM
get them up be a man cant beat a good burnout
and....it turns into a gay festlol
gayer than smashing your car up?
thought not! so slap them up :)
Half assed atempt imo...
When my s14 ate its second engine for a giggle I made sure it would never get put back on the road lol
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/018.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/019.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/020.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/021-1.jpg
Must try harder Mr Maris :d
16v Nova Kev
28-09-10, 09:39 PM
legend.
General Baxter
28-09-10, 09:41 PM
catch up hobbit lol
The_General_Chancer
28-09-10, 09:48 PM
that is well good must of been pissed of. I really enjoyed smashing a mint mk2 shell up with a shovel.....if i wasnt having no one was.
that is well good must of been pissed of. I really enjoyed smashing a mint mk2 shell up with a shovel.....if i wasnt having no one was.pictures, or it never happenedlol !!
The_General_Chancer
28-09-10, 09:53 PM
get ****ed m8
16v Nova Kev
28-09-10, 09:55 PM
get ****ed m8
this forum is really starting to pi55 me off too many agro heads on here now:(
saloonwoody
28-09-10, 09:55 PM
good effort alex lol
this forum is really starting to pi55 me off too many agro heads on here now:(
+1.
get ****ed m8
last warning for text typing mate
Read first and last posts, and have one question, why are you here?
this forum is really starting to pi55 me off too many agro heads on here now:(+1 aswell
good effort alex lolwhy thank you xxlol
16v Nova Kev
28-09-10, 09:59 PM
Read first and last posts, and have one question, why are you here?
who was that directed at.
The_General_Chancer
28-09-10, 10:05 PM
soz m8 dnt wanna pis any1 off
The_General_Chancer
28-09-10, 10:06 PM
text type l o l also means laugh out loud? is this not text type?
soz m8 dnt wanna pis any1 off
innit m8 nt ur falt ur dixleskik.
innit m8 nt ur falt ur dixleskik.
:wtf: fancy a holiday too?
who was that directed at.
Pretty much everyone in this thread at a guess, like i said i only read first and last page tbf, but seriously what the fook goes on when people think threads like this are good or funny?
See you all round!
i dont get why everyone is so bothered, he smashed up a rotten shell!!! anyone else would have just scrapped it
General Baxter
28-09-10, 10:26 PM
lmao, its only a bake bean can at the end of the day lol
brainsnova
28-09-10, 10:39 PM
only thing that bothers me is he could of sold it and now its a pile of junk so he has lost cash on it but im happy :d
Southie
28-09-10, 10:41 PM
So much love tonight, group hug anyone lol
only thing that bothers me is he could of sold it and now its a pile of junk so he has lost cash on it but im happy :dlmfao why would that bother you. no matter what he does with his money it makes no change to your life in any way so what does it matter
General Baxter
28-09-10, 10:44 PM
its a shell, the shell is worth pennys, all the good bits can be put into other things/sold
the amount iv killed, i think brains should come and shoot me lol
brainsnova
28-09-10, 10:49 PM
it dosent bother me that much lol just a tiny bit and i killed a 1.3sr in my youth when it needed some welding.
LMFAO at this thread.
I remember you telling me about this ages ago Paul lol lol
:wtf: fancy a holiday too?
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/no.gif lern2sarcasm
Pistol Pete
28-09-10, 11:04 PM
...in before the lock lol
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd220/lostboy_014/no.gif lern2sarcasm
I'm fine with sarcasm but breaking the same rules while doing it is not very helpfull.
lmfao why would that bother you. no matter what he does with his money it makes no change to your life in any way so what does it matter
Agreed! Spud don't take stuff to heart fella! :)
I'm fine with sarcasm but breaking the same rules while doing it is not very helpfull.
You're not a fun mod :( lol <3
...in before the cokk lol
edited fer troofs...
paul james
28-09-10, 11:34 PM
If only it had been a Saxo, and the thread would have been full of praise instead.
I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2awcNi0tz8) will explain everything :d
/\ haha FPMSL lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Hobbit again. :(
Vausey_Nova_Knotla
28-09-10, 11:53 PM
I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2awcNi0tz8) will explain everything :d
Lol was exspecting it to be him doing it again got prepared to lol but instead i got to.
lmao instead, thats funny is there talking in that video my speakers a ****ed so cant hear it :tard:
I still think its lucky my shell didnt get kicked in when loading it on the trailer.
Ahh Hobbit that just made me Flol
+ rep :thumb:
I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2awcNi0tz8) will explain everything :d
lollollollollollollollollollollollollollol
steviegsi
29-09-10, 04:22 AM
Absolutely fpmsl !lol
I think this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2awcNi0tz8) will explain everything :dthat is almost how it happened, i did go ape, but it needs an axe to make it real, it only cost £2500 to put right, but the finished product looked better imo....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/lashednova/hsabhajkfb.jpg
would i do it again,yes, come up to castle combe next year, if my xe nova windes me up enough, it mite meet a bitter end like the last one , where is lee?? im sure he wanted to see this act of marislol !!
any more burnouts of your own lately?look in the video section;) !!!
dougie_boi
29-09-10, 11:04 AM
look in the video section;) !!!nice
So if he had bought the car stripped the good bits off and resold them for profit then scrapped the shell, that would of been acceptable to everyone?
people on here are very blinkered and mostly up there own ass or there twin sisters ass its hilarious.
i think you got issues Alex but at the end of the day the only person he has caused harm or incovience or even financial loss to is himself. So really what the fook is it to do with all the bitches?
Definitley has issues. No question.
It would be interesting to see if Maris ever gets into expensive cars, rather than ten a penny VX's. See if he would be so keen on trashing them then.
It all fits with the profile of a lunatic, can't remember doing, enjoyed, if my other car one p!sses me off it will meet the same end etc.
L O L
i too was thinking i bet hes glad it wasnt an evo 8 or similar lol
just keep the shotgun hidden when his kids start school and one of the other ones hits his kid lol
His personality probably has more sides than a Rubik's cube lol.
Some of them would enjoy trashing an Evo, some wouldn't remember but would find it funny and would happily do it again and maybe one, just one would consider the financial implications when they realise they can't reshell for £50. lol
I guess he's in the right game atm but I can't help thinking he's another that thinks Vauxhalls/Nova's are expensive (generally). lol
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Definitley has issues. No question.
It would be interesting to see if Maris ever gets into expensive cars, rather than ten a penny VX's. See if he would be so keen on trashing them then.
It all fits with the profile of a lunatic, can't remember doing, enjoyed, if my other car one p!sses me off it will meet the same end etc.
L O Ldo we have a doctor here:wtf:
do we have a doctor here:wtf:
Whhhhy do the men in white coats scare you lol
do we have a doctor here:wtf:
Not yet, but you do need restraining so one can be brought round post haste. lol
Continue Alex, *crosses legs and takes notes*
What else have you smashed in self-owned fits of rage?
Lie down on the couch if that makes you feel better.
its a piece of metal is it not??? who cares!! GOOD! ill do it again, all come over, and we can sing songs around it BURNING!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO OK....
What I really want to know is how did you **** yourself three times in the face? :d
most of us have smashed something up at some point... usually i prefer the wheels to be turning when i have it happen..........
remember its only the internet & not real life.
Pistol Pete
29-09-10, 12:18 PM
So if he had bought the car stripped the good bits off and resold them for profit then scrapped the shell, that would of been acceptable to everyone?
people on here are very blinkered and mostly up there own ass or there twin sisters ass its hilarious.
i think you got issues Alex but at the end of the day the only person he has caused harm or incovience or even financial loss to is himself. So really what the fook is it to do with all the bitches?
This the internets duuuuude...opinions are given regardless!!! lol :d :thumb:
remember its only the internet & not real life.
LMAO You said it!
http://www.thechestnut.com/wish/jb/jb-ghost.jpg
http://www.thechestnut.com/wish/jb/jb-giant.jpg
http://www.thechestnut.com/wish/jb/jb-great.jpg
etc.
LMAO OK....
What I really want to know is how did you **** yourself three times in the face? :dOK, the guy i got it of, had torn the rear of the gearbox of, it leaked all the oil out over garage floor the first nite i had it, i hadnt even used it!!!! when i rang him up,he said he would drop round £500 to fix it, never showed up, he was a smug idiot who didint give a rats a*se, and laughed when i called him back, he then ignored my calls after,on closer inspection, i also found both front brake lines had almost rubbed all the way threw as they where made to long for the high spec brakes, witch if i drove it, may have killed me, my mrs or anyone i crashed into, i was p**sed! tryed to ring him again, and the guy sent me a picture of his manhood with F**K off, you aint getting nothing from me underneath, well, i thought, i will wip the box out, and do it, after getting litres of oil in my face, and the spanner slipping of three times and wacking me in the face, i saw red, went hell for leather, and the aftermath is what you see!!! am i mad? HELL NO!! just dont like being mugged of by idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fair play for being annoyed because of the circumstances. You should have smashed his motor/house/face up though mate! lol
That gets you arrested though. Totalling your own car doesn't lol
MattBrown
29-09-10, 12:33 PM
OK, the guy i got it of, had torn the rear of the gearbox of, it leaked all the oil out over garage floor the first nite i had it, i hadnt even used it!!!! when i rang him up,he said he would drop round £500 to fix it, never showed up, he was a smug idiot who didint give a rats a*se, and laughed when i called him back, he then ignored my calls after,on closer inspection, i also found both front brake lines had almost rubbed all the way threw as they where made to long for the high spec brakes, witch if i drove it, may have killed me, my mrs or anyone i crashed into, i was p**sed! tryed to ring him again, and the guy sent me a picture of his manhood with F**K off, you aint getting nothing from me underneath, well, i thought, i will wip the box out, and do it, after getting litres of oil in my face, and the spanner slipping of three times and wacking me in the face, i saw red, went hell for leather, and the aftermath is what you see!!! am i mad? HELL NO!! just dont like being mugged of by idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you paid him all that money? Then spent £2500 on fixing what was a bolt and gearbox seals?
Fair play marriss, seams your raving mad:thumb:
That gets you arrested though. Totalling your own car doesn't lolagree!! solves nothing, totaling the car made me feel mint, and dose to this day!!
So the gearbox dropped all its oil on the floor, yet you managed to get litres of the stuff from it over you when removing..... wow perpetually filling gearbox FTW!!!
I assume you got the car sold as seen.... tbh he did the right thing in teling you to fook off. I'd expect the very same from someone I got a car from (unless a dealer then they would have the car inserted into them).
Deffo anger management issues, but then being from sarfend you blend in well with them lol
demolition.... the job with the highest % employee satisfaction rating... figure that one out...
So the gearbox dropped all its oil on the floor, yet you managed to get litres of the stuff from it over you when removing..... wow perpetually filling gearbox FTW!!!
I assume you got the car sold as seen.... tbh he did the right thing in teling you to fook off. I'd expect the very same from someone I got a car from (unless a dealer then they would have the car inserted into them).
Deffo anger management issues, but then being from sarfend you blend in well with them lolok doctor stuart!
Wonder what we can make him break if we push him over the edge lol.....
might even get him on my fave TV show
Wonder what we can make him break if we push him over the edge lol.....
might even get him on my fave TV showwhat show is it??
demolition.... the job with the highest % employee satisfaction rating... figure that one out...
It's ok when it's not yours! lol
Stu, give up mate. He can't see the light. Maybe he still has 75w/90w in his eyes. lol
It's ok when it's not yours! lol
Stu, give up mate. He can't see the light. Maybe he still has 75w/90w in his eyes. lolwhat do you drive and build?? a one pound 50 volvo to go sideways and burnout??? you must be in the same club as me then!!lol
what show is it??
Graeme nortons big night in lol
dougie_boi
29-09-10, 12:51 PM
It's ok when it's not yours! lol
Stu, give up mate. He can't see the light. Maybe he still has 75w/90w in his eyes. lolsorry but had to lol at that one
what do you drive and build?? a one pound 50 volvo to go sideways and burnout??? you must be in the same club as me then!!lol
Aye. £1.50, I'm glad you note I have a 360 and not a 50p 340. lol
Do you want your battered in rusty Nova (or it's reshelled replacement) to have it's ass handed to it by the very same car?
I realised a while ago that I don't want to spend big on cars anymore, at least not in the immediate future. Unlike you though I cannot get another shell in a few days and 50 mile radius so even when I am p!ssed off with the car I will not resort to childish immature sh!t. :)
brainsnova
29-09-10, 12:56 PM
the real reason it got smashed up is he lost control of a burnout and rolled it lol
sh!t
He did a number 2 in it as well?!
Aye. £1.50, I'm glad you note I have a 360 and not a 50p 340. lol
Do you want your battered in rusty Nova (or it's reshelled replacement) to have it's ass handed to it by the very same car?
I realised a while ago that I don't want to spend big on cars anymore, at least not in the immediate future. Unlike you though I cannot get another shell in a few days and 50 mile radius so even when I am p!ssed off with the car I will not resort to childish immature sh!t. :)each to there own, you cant preace to me me when have a burnout machine, if i am as you say, you should look in the mirror as i dont see a volvo drift car as grown up either? people talk tripe sometimes!!!!!
Probably. :chin
After pouring ball bearings into the turbo and gravel in the oil filler cap.
Yeah, that'll teach it. Stupid car. lol
He did a number 2 in it as well?!maybe ;)
surely "any" vehicle that can break traction is a "burnout machine"....... so dont be a complete bender all your life mary-is.
Ben, Graham isnt my fave since he stopped bumming me for you, my fave tv show is "Police Interceptors" going round Essex making us feel much better about ourselves :d
surely "any" vehicle that can break traction is a "burnout machine"....... so dont be a complete bender all your life mary-is.
Ben, Graham isnt my fave since he stopped bumming me for you, my fave tv show is "Police Interceptors" going round Essex making us feel much better about ourselves :dur just old and boring, we cant all be miserable like you!
ball bearings into the turbo
Is that not how you make a ball bearing turbo? I'm sure vincent derv had one on fast & furious. Yo.
ur just old and boring, we cant all be miserable like you!
not boring sweetie, just not an infant like yourself :p
not boring sweetie, just not an infant like yourself :pyou chuck insults around like an infant:thumb:
thought I'd make it easier for you :)
now now people,its alex`s car he can do what he wants to it,as he said people do things in there own way,i would of done the same if that was me,so why is everyone getting the hump over him doing that to his own car
thought I'd make it easier for you :)no need is there really, your an essex boy aswell behind all your hate for the burnout and axe, calling me a spazz etc is a bit ott aint it??:confused:
I am indeed from essex, but I never let it hinder my progression into the civilised world lol
I am indeed from essex, but I never let it hinder my progression into the civilised world lolme neither, so whats with all the insults because im not the same as you??:confused:
dougie_boi
29-09-10, 01:43 PM
essex is ace on a night out lol some birds are wild and dirty well better than up here
essex is ace on a night out lol some birds are wild and dirty well better than up heredont matter where your from imo, live your life and enjoy it, weather it be axeing your car, or building a show stopper, you wont get insulted by me!
dougie_boi
29-09-10, 01:47 PM
dont matter where your from imo, live your life and enjoy it, weather it be axeing your car, or building a show stopper, you wont get insulted by me!could have said that better my self lol
this thread is brilliant! :)
this thread is brilliant! :)go on? because im a.......
Southie
29-09-10, 02:19 PM
go on? because im a.......
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I cant help but lol at all the folk who moan about "another nova ruined"
So why arent colin smiths threads littered with comments on how its sacrilidge etc?? hes scrapped hundreds!
At the end of the day,alex bought it,with his cash what he earned,if you dont like what he did to it then dont read the thread.Quite easy really,ya know like at the start of tv or porn etc-"if easily offended dont watch bla bla bla"
Yes i understand its a Nova forum,and it will upset folk.But lets face it,theres worse things happening in the country right now.
And if people are insulting each other personally then its gone too far imo
I also agree-anger management-but all they would say is "well at least it wasnt the lad he bought it off or his girlfriend he did it to" Well done for directing your anger elsewhere.I cant help but feel you do have problems though,after getting steaming and probably calming down-deciding to piss in it??? whats all that about??!!
Lol
This site needs more threads like this
brainsnova
29-09-10, 02:46 PM
23 pages wtf lol
andy i do think col smiths done some sacrilegous (sp) shiznay in his time, i just cba with the same old lines from him as to why hes scrapped so many decent shells. hence why i keep my trap shut regards his actions. i bet if he was doing it to mk2 escorts, the escy lads would tell him to gtfo their site.
dougie_boi
29-09-10, 02:54 PM
andy i do think col smiths done some sacrilegous (sp) shiznay in his time, i just cba with the same old lines from him as to why hes scrapped so many decent shells. hence why i keep my trap shut regards his actions. i bet if he was doing it to mk2 escorts, the escy lads would tell him to gtfo their site.whats the script with this cavy mate??????
read the thread in general./...
dougie_boi
29-09-10, 02:57 PM
read the thread in general./...link me up mate
colins in it for the money, if no one will buy a shell thats wasting his space, then hell yeah he should scrap it and get another in to strip and make more money...
Hell I tried giving a project away a few years back and no one would take it off me. You can only lead so many horses to the water
^ Lee H had his shell up for ages with no takers.
http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=148484&page=3
there ya go dougie...
MattBrown
29-09-10, 03:31 PM
colins in it for the money, if no one will buy a shell thats wasting his space, then hell yeah he should scrap it and get another in to strip and make more money...
Hell I tried giving a project away a few years back and no one would take it off me. You can only lead so many horses to the water
So, So true.
He cba with dreamers saying they will have stuff, and then not turning up.
The farm he has is obviously expensive to run etc, and he has bills to pay.
Hey hoe, I dont see the issue with colin, he breaks novas, and gives us a wealth of spares to use to keep our going:thumb:
i dont have an issue with him scrapping them etc,it was just a point i was making about the bandwagon of haters.Im sure i remember a few weeks back everyone was loling about it now everyone is blazing about maris and those who find it funny.Seriously who cares
So, So true.
He cba with dreamers saying they will have stuff, and then not turning up.
The farm he has is obviously expensive to run etc, and he has bills to pay.
Hey hoe, I dont see the issue with colin, he breaks novas, and gives us a wealth of spares to use to keep our going:thumb:
Bloody hell i agree with you again :eek:
Alexs nova is a shame but oh well, **** happens, its his car.
He didnt actually ruin the shell just every panel.
Thats true, few panels is nothing tbf
MattBrown
29-09-10, 03:36 PM
He didnt actually ruin the shell just every panel.
I noticed this, seems odd why everything bolted on got broken, but he fagged out on the 1/4 pannelslol
MattBrown
29-09-10, 03:37 PM
Bloody hell i agree with you again :eek:
Alexs nova is a shame but oh well, **** happens, its his car.
:wtf:
So, So true.
He cba with dreamers saying they will have stuff, and then not turning up.
The farm he has is obviously expensive to run etc, and he has bills to pay.
Hey hoe, I dont see the issue with colin, he breaks novas, and gives us a wealth of spares to use to keep our going:thumb:
thats if his stuff was in good condition or not over priced
Let's face it it's not funny and never will be, that's that sorted.
But posting up pics of a Nova that you've taken a axe too because of a lack of basic mechanical skill then hoping for the seal of approval from members of a dedicated Nova forum is not going to work. Hence all the replies.
If someone posted a thread saying 'look what I did to this rotter before it went to the scrapyard' the I think the replies would have been different.
But saying 'he'll yeah I do it again' all cause of a gearbox problem is going to invite negative comments all day long IMO.
Let's face it it's not funny and never will be, that's that sorted.
But posting up pics of a Nova that you've taken a axe too because of a lack of basic mechanical skill then hoping for the seal of approval from members of a dedicated Nova forum is not going to work. Hence all the replies.
If someone posted a thread saying 'look what I did to this rotter before it went to the scrapyard' the I think the replies would have been different.
But saying 'he'll yeah I do it again' all cause of a gearbox problem is going to invite negative comments all day long IMO.oh edd your so cool, your the best mechanic ever, wish i could be you!!,
/\ edds right tho, and would you have done it to a cossie or a porsche,
maris-piper?
alex, you dropped this........
http://www.labanda.com.au/images/tools/T534.jpg
/\ edds right tho, and would you have done it to a cossie or a porsche,
maris-piper?its a piece of metal, you cant take it with you! lol
I think some people need to chill out a bit.
At the end of the day, its Alex's car to do what he wants with. If he wants to smash it up, so be it.
brainsnova
29-09-10, 05:15 PM
when i seen you post Jack i thought it was closed :d
I might well do if it carries on lol
brainsnova
29-09-10, 05:18 PM
do it lol
do it,this thread is fukkin boring now-for anyone just joining us the summary is this-maris is crap at spannering and clocked himself twice on the cannister with a spanner,he then smashed it up with an axe,got blasted and urinated over it.Folk on here dont like it.The end.Yawn
Hats off to you sir!
It's only metal, only a car!
And i do believe its yours! You may do as you please with it!
I recently launched a £2k Breitling watch out of the window at 80 on the M3!
My ex bought it for my birthday one year and it bothered my current misses, so i launched it!
Then i became the idiot!! Cant win!
Anywhoo, havent read the whole thread, but what i did read of it made me chuckle!!
All those hating, go and pamper yours to balance out the love/hate seesaw!
And get a grip, it's not yours to worry about
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