View Full Version : Axe Man Maris
do it,this thread is fukkin boring now-for anyone just joining us the summary is this-maris is crap at spannering and clocked himself twice on the cannister with a spanner,he then smashed it up with an axe,got blasted and urinated over it.Folk on here dont like it.The end.Yawni love andy, straight to the pointlol
lol
it looked to be a clean car, and the actions a bit over the top.. but i'm loving it lol
Angus Closier
29-09-10, 06:31 PM
up to him to do what he likes with the car, I wouldnt tell you what to do with yours....
16v Nova Kev
29-09-10, 07:19 PM
christ it this crap thread still ongoing.:(
christ it this crap thread still ongoing.:(
aslong as this keep rolling lol
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/random1/c4606d61.jpg
this is sooo funny i almost pi55ed myself too, now where's the car so i can also use it for a urinal. lmao.
as said, its your car to do what you like with it, personally its a waste of money but its yours to lose.
think i'd be spending my money on anger issue session or a shrink rather then another car.
but i do also know the feeling that when something rattles you wanna smash it up thou.
mmmmmh
come to think of it, i did it in work and it was with a axe too. decided to smash pallets up as i was royally f**ked off, but axe bounced up and smashed me in the face. split my mouth open inside and out and also smashed a tooth in half.
maris, can i have some axe lessons!
hendrix
29-09-10, 08:15 PM
26 pages and still goin flol
Austin.J
29-09-10, 08:46 PM
Bet doing that was one of the most satisfying things you've ever done.
Feels so much better letting anger out properly like that.
It just wants some 'James May Polish' :)
The Volvo dumped on me again last night. I missed work and it took an eternity to get home. Feels like the fuel systems blocked/injectors aren't all grafting.
Yet it is still in one piece. Currently it is my only car and I know for a cast iron fact it has fcuked me over more times than angry man's Nova.
This has turned into a farce now. (Both my life and this thread!)
The Volvo dumped on me again last night
Dude you have this all wrong. YOU'RE supposed to defecate on the car, not the other way round!
I fear the Maris is weak in you :(
Pistol Pete
30-09-10, 12:12 PM
Lock Lock Lock....:witch:
Subtle innuendo picked up immediately by Mr Jack. :)
I had a reasonable arsenal of weapons too, a 13x8 spare wheel and 150 piece socket set. Had I hiked to B&Q and bought a sledge hammer/axe and then hiked back my Maris would have been strong. lol
Although my SAF text that was sent to several people did say "Look out for a burning car on the A19 southbound, the fcuker has done it again" etc. lol
lool, work wont be happy liam.....
MattBrown
30-09-10, 12:25 PM
thats if his stuff was in good condition or not over priced
Flol
Thats why he sells everything?
If it was overpriced people wouldnt buy stuff from him:thumb:
lool, work wont be happy liam.....
They're far from it mate as you can imagine! :wtf:
I'm gonna ring up soon and ask if I can take a couple of days holiday. lol
It's either that, or i can't get in at all.
2.5 hours travel time using two buses and costing about 6 quid each way, and that's if they are on time. Plus I wouldn't be able to get home, just halfway there before they stopped running. :roll:
I'm looking for my winter motor atm, two months sooner than planned. :(
dude buy danny1's saloon thats in for sale. tidy and mot'd for 350ish, win.
Flol
Thats why he sells everything?
If it was overpriced people wouldnt buy stuff from him:thumb:
i deffo wont be again,nor will alot of others enough said now,this is pauls thread
before the lock, if paul pulls his finger out, i have a little treat!!!! an i phone clip of maris in his prime!!!!!;) ;)
dougie_boi
30-09-10, 03:26 PM
before the lock, if paul pulls his finger out, i have a little treat!!!! an i phone clip of maris in his prime!!!!!;) ;)get it up
Subtle innuendo picked up immediately by Mr Jack. :)
I had a reasonable arsenal of weapons too, a 13x8 spare wheel and 150 piece socket set. Had I hiked to B&Q and bought a sledge hammer/axe and then hiked back my Maris would have been strong. lol
Although my SAF text that was sent to several people did say "Look out for a burning car on the A19 southbound, the fcuker has done it again" etc. lol+REP FOR WANTING TO BURN!!! should have done it, i would!!
get it upits in pauls hands!!! its a maris vs ......
Not only did he smash up his own car and proud of it and would do it again, now he is talking about himself as a third party, beware of the men in white coats and im not talking about the bird of the daz advert!
dougie_boi
01-10-10, 02:45 PM
its in pauls hands!!! its a maris vs ......pau; pics or vid gtfo lmao get the vid up mate
Its in (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Maris) :d
Haha, I need to Maris something
scott.parker
02-10-10, 11:49 AM
Lmfco @ this thread, Alex you needed a brew and a bloody good bacon sausage and egg barm *roll, batch, bum, bap, anything else you wana call it* straight after you twooted yourself the first time.
Good effort, whats the plans with it now? I hope your just gona use it as it is lol.
It's a roll you noob! lol would expect this sort of thing off you Rex a few years back...
TBH i had the same reaction when Paul told me an Ad a while back, i thought what a ****, but it's not the end of the world really is it, yeah it's his car his loss etc, but if hes not bothered let it lie guys..
Ive got a very short/bad temper too some times, Ive actually kicked my track car when i first had it, kicked the rear bumper in a fit of rage and it flew off the mounts etc, OK so this is taking things a bit extreme!:tard:
Lets all calm down eh.
PS: Stuart, i bet when you hit Chris you **** it, if not you would these days lol He's a good lad but i bet he's got a temper too.
Scott
People getting annoyed about what people do to their own cars are almost as boring as those who get irate about things that are done to their old cars by current owners.
And besides, I defy anyone to meet maris in person and not be in fits of laughter at least once lol
He may well be a funny chap
But like I previously posted, he's not going to get the seal of approval for doing what he did from a forum dedicated to nova's
Bit like going to church on a Sunday and saying you hate God :d
vaughanmc
02-10-10, 01:56 PM
People getting annoyed about what people do to their own cars are almost as boring as those who get irate about things that are done to their old cars by current owners.
Tell me about it mate! I've had all that s*it before!
And besides, I defy anyone to meet maris in person and not be in fits of laughter at least once lol
Seconded, probably the funniest geezer I've ever met!
He may well be a funny chap
But like I previously posted, he's not going to get the seal of approval for doing what he did from a forum dedicated to nova's
Bit like going to church on a Sunday and saying you hate God :d
I dont think the point of the post was to accumulate a collective cock sucking though, it was merely a post made by someone else of what maris did to his own car. I don't believe there was any intention of trying to impress people lol
Pesonally I find it ironic that so many people think he should have councelling or anger management classes when they themselves are getting so worked up about a couple of pics of a few nova panels with axe wounds.
But then certain things press certain people buttons. So accept that Maris needed to vent steam by smashing in a few panels, and we will accept that from time to time people get angry on the interwebs for no apparent reason. Hell, i've done it enough times myself lol
Pesonally I find it ironic that so many people think he should have councelling or anger management classes when they themselves are getting so worked up about a couple of pics of a few nova panels with axe wounds.
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Bit like going to church on a Sunday and saying you hate God :d
How is it anything like that? At no point has Mr Maris said he hates Nova's, infact he reshelled this one and has sinse spent a few k (at a guess) on Ernies old track nova. So he probably quite likes them.
Also I see playing with Novas as a bit of fun, not a religion lol
Its in
I read the top entry and thouht it was a bit harsh lol then realised yours was the third one down lol
I wasn't being mega serious, I know Mr Maris feels the Nova love with Ernie's white one was just trying to explain why IMO there was negative comments
I also think nova's are a bit of fun but I do pray it's on the road soon lol
I wasn't being mega serious, I know Mr Maris feels the Nova love with Ernie's white one
I dunno. if there was a log splitting implement at Combe last month, i've a feeling there would have been bits everywhere lol
I dunno. if there was a log splitting implement at Combe last month, i've a feeling there would have been bits everywhere lol
+1
Was properly funny though lol lol
Lol i expect nothing less from him, and you all had the gist of him that were there! Can you imagine others peoples reactions if he actually did it lmfao!!!
gc_vaux
03-10-10, 04:23 PM
lol best thread on PNG
quite an expensive way to keep yourself entertained though
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