blonde joke...

[Dicko]

Brunette tells her doctor that where ever she touches her body it hurts.
"Impossible", says the doctor,"show me".

She touches her nose and screams with pain.
She touches her arm and screams with pain.
She touches her elbow,ankle, knee and each time screams with pain.

"You're not a real brunette are you?", he says.

"No, I'm a blonde, why do you ask?"

"Thought so", said the doctor," You've got a broken finger".

[ruby]

That's not fair - I'm a blonde and not daft...ask wise. Actually, don't, he's too daft to know that I'm not.

[wisewood]

ruby drives a land rover and uses a nova site!!!
i'll let you lot decide for yourselves. :D






*she aint stupid!

[Carla]

lol

I do no a few blondes that are actually that thick!!!

[Fergie_sfc]

ok, you think thats funny, suppose it a joke, get ready for this true story.....
i was driving my ex home and i was anoyin her caus i wasn't kissin her cauds i was drivin so she fought she'd scare me and pretend to lift the hand brake up.
i paniked caus i fought she was gonna do it and sahouted 'NO, DONT PRESS THE BUTTON AND LIFT IT!!!'
so she took her hand away and said 'why?'
i said 'its the ejector seats i've just had put in,if you just about to crash and cant stop, you press the button and pull the leaver up and we go flying outta the top in our chairs with parashutes!!!!!!'










she only went and believed it didn't she.
never laughed so much in my life....... thats blondes for you but shes actually really bright.
if you read this kate then i'm sorry hunnie but it was wel funny.
fergie.

[Chris LR]

Oi Wisewood, Us Landy Drivers will outlast you in your Clio anyday!!!

[sexy_nova_sweetie]

LMAO, come on lighten up all you blondes, im a blonde n i think thats quite true, heehee :lol: :roll:

[novamark]

LMAO, come on lighten up all you blondes, im a blonde n i think thats quite true, heehee :lol: :roll:

fair play.

[Rach]

i'm blonde and i think it's funny. all the other blondes should lighten up, or just ignore it

[Dicko]

get in :D

[wisewood]

Oi Wisewood, Us Landy Drivers will outlast you in your Clio anyday!!!

I'm sure you will... i just find it quie amusing that ruby signed up on here having no interest in the nova at all.

It's also quite funny that you are here too, what with you having had no interest in modifying your nova at all... and then selling it and getting a saxo. Not saying i want either of you to leave, its just down right funny thats all.

As for you outlasting me... if you mean your cars, more than likely, i hate my piece of girly french rubbish. If you mean outlast me on the site... cant see that happening mate, i'm part of the furniture.

[novamark]

steady eddie.

[wisewood]

me n chris have a long history of arguing with each other... not quite as long as me and Tilly... but it goes back a long way.

[courtenaynova's lil sis]

I think us blondes are relatively intelligent but sometimes we just lack common sense like every1, but more than most.

It was like the other day at work I had to log a note on the system to say that I had sent a 7 day legal letter so I had to diarise it for a week, I said to Andy the bloke next to me, "will it be a weekend this time next week?" Bearing in mind it was a Tuesday. When I realised wot I had said I sat there in absolute stitches.

Silly Billy

[RobIsGrt18]

lol i hate my clio 2 !! :o

[Fester]

get some spirito di nova back in there!

[Nova-Boy]

LOL thats quality ROFLMAO :lol: