£24k to be...

[Jack]

....unemployed (http://www.salarytrack.co.uk/salary.php?keywords=unemployed&location=&job-title=on&submit=Search+Salaries), apparently lol

[John]

Must submit my cv asap!

[Fester]

I can do this job in my spare time.

[craig green]

I was watching 'Kyle' this afternoon. It seems plenty of people on benefits are much better off than me! Makes me sick.

I knew I should have knocked up a bunch of schlags by now, I'd be sorted!

[Mike]

Rock on, see ya down the dole office then chaps :D

[Hobbit]

I did fancy a new job. Not a huge pay cut and I could be Stuarts fluffer in my spare time. I'm in :)

[Sloth]

it isnt that cushy...

[nova_saloon]

lol disgusting

[bazil]

Fook that I ain't taking a pay cut lol