Name the Kitty!!

[claire6069]

Ste bought us a kitten on sunday, we had named it Jess but found out yesterday its actually a boy lol

He said last night he wants to call it Penfold lol i said i want to call it Jack.

Come on guys, give us some suggestions!!

Heres the kitty:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs408.snc4/47104_155795904447039_100000498918169_431010_51062 74_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs614.snc4/59427_155794877780475_100000498918169_431002_32284 32_n.jpg

[Southie]

LET as in C20let or how about "Gasket".

[Stuart]

c*nt

[Ben]

Roadkill

[claire6069]

pmsl he did actually suggest let, i said no lol

lmao c*nt hahahaha yeh i can imagine alfie going to school and telling his teacher mummys new kitty is called c*nt lol

hahaha ben, hes staying indoors and having his bits cut :p lol

[mowgli]

badger?

[mowgli]

pmsl he did actually suggest let, i said no lol

lmao c*nt hahahaha yeh i can imagine alfie going to school and telling his teacher mummys new kitty is called c*nt lol

my mum (aged 5) told the vicar that her family's cat was called SOD, cos thats the only thing she ever heard anyone call it

[Mattman]

Call him Rabbit!!!!

I am really c*ap at naming animals so much so my cats are just call Mr & Mrs. I am sure the posty must think I am married as any mail from the vet comes to Mr & Mrs Wale

my mates cat is call Tin Opener!!!!!

[Stuart]

Marion....

From Mongrels :)

[claire6069]

lol i did debate 'little b@stard' coz it likes climbing up my legs, alot lol but i thought it was a cruel name lol

[claire6069]

marion?? the mongrels?? im sorry, you've lost me lol

rabbit lol good idea, cant see Ste liking it as it resembles a name of a particular something lol

[MK999]

"Dog"

[dougie_boi]

hes lovely how about shaddow

[Stuart]

youtube, Mongrels... "puppet" show, slightly adult theme lol

[dougie_boi]

youtube, Mongrels... "puppet" show, slightly adult theme lollmao

[Sloth]

its the tits.

as for the cat, i chose griffin or sh1t head

[claire6069]

pmsl, just watching one now on youtube, 'my silver haired princess' lol lol lol i remember one of ste's mates saying about this show but as hes always stoned i thought he was talking boll*cks lol

shadows a cool name, Ste might like it as that was the name of his dog that died a couple of years ago

[Sloth]

are you watching the one where the piedgeon gets fat? or the one where ity feeds the other fox?

"for dessert, albatross"

"well bugger me!"

[Stuart]

"I'm not eating Queer food, Do I Look French?!"

[Sloth]

exactly, rofl and such....

+ rep for the mongrels lols stu.

[Sloth]

Where am I? Crap on walls, scent of dying animals... Christ Jesus, it's a Premier Inn! I demand to speak to Lenny Henry!

And okay i'm not your first cat,I have come to terms with this,There will allway's be a place in your heart for Mr Whiskers the Tabby coloured C*** Sucker.

Hello madame. I am a gas man, as you can see by my offical hat

[Stuart]

Claim to fame lol

The old lady in the first one who gets Marion snipped, is the same old lady who puts the dog poo in letterboxes etc in Little Britain at the cutscene to the bank bit. Shes a good friend of the family and has little to no idea of how "rude" these programs are lol...

[claire6069]

pmsl that pigeons funny as f*ck

[mowgli]

how about the old faithfull... cooking fat....?

[claire6069]

"omg, you're itching your *rse on the carpet.......................i think im in love" fpmsl lol lol lol

[claire6069]

how about the old faithfull... cooking fat....?

hahaha steves mums best mate had one called that lol she said when they called it in at nights it sounded like 'fooking cat' lol

[Royston]

My Dogs called Jess and he's a boy!

[brownbear]

Jasper.

[claire6069]

my mate suggested leaving it as jess as in jessie metcalfe, yummy!!

jaspers good, i like jasper...........

[mowgli]

alonzo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonzo_(cat)) ???

[GRUNT 16V]

How about colin or dave ??????

[mowgli]

i know someone with a pony called colin.

[claire6069]

couldnt call it colin, i'd always be thinking of colin smith when i shouted it and as it comes to bed with us as well, that would be just wrong lol

alonzo?? hmmmm, quite a cool name

daves simple, ste likes simple lol

[Southie]

Call him blacky.

[mowgli]

daves simple, ste likes simple lol

call it cat then... it won't come when you call it like a dog does, so why name it....

[Sloth]

mortimer. or sid. or derek. or angus, or sandwich filling, or mark, or pidgeon

[brainsnova]

pat or southie to go with jess

[dj_wudgey]

how about calling him bob lol

[Stoo]

Call it ceefer.

As in c fer cat!!

[Andy]

ceiling

[dj_wudgey]

Call it ceefer.

As in c fer cat!!

my sister's cat is called ceefer!

[Jack]

Call it ceefer.

As in c fer cat!!
can't believe it took 4 pages for that one to come out lol

Anyway, whats wrong with Jack!? Although if I get a cat, I want to call it "my bollock".

"Taking my bollock to the vet tonight"
"Would you like to stroke my bollock?"
"Aww, my bollock made a mess on the carpet again"
etc. Hilarity ensues. lol

[dj_wudgey]

can't believe it took 4 pages for that one to come out lol

Anyway, whats wrong with Jack!? Although if I get a cat, I want to call it "my bollock".

"Taking my bollock to the vet tonight"
"Would you like to stroke my bollock?"
"Aww, my bollock made a mess on the carpet again"
etc. Hilarity ensues. lol

my bollock thats a right name for a pet fpmsl

[Connor]

felix

[wwmnw]

Limecat (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=limecat)?

[mowgli]

/\ now the person behind that has way too much spare time

[Mike]

Turbo

[Southie]

Turbo
I like that one, when the cat trumps you can say that it was "turbos" wastegate lol

[Paul]

My input is Archibald

[bazil]

Charlie as what Charlie says go's :)

[Spudly]

Claire call it Fred, im sure Alfie will laugh if he remembers lol



Jack much hilarity can also be had if you update facetube with things like im sat stroking my pussy hahahaha!

[Dar]

Suggestions from my household :-

Megan says call it Cat (She has a simple naming convetion...her chicken is called chicken).
Keris says 'Fluff'
The Beast says 'Tigger' or 'Shoot the'
I say call it 'Marc' or some other normal 'person' name. Stanley is also another good cat name.

[hendrix]

Roger :)

[dj_wudgey]

or barry lol

[John]

cosca(s)t

[Lee]

Turbo

Seconded. Turbo was top of my list when we got our cat. Nitro was second.

I had a load lined up which all got rejected by the other half apart from Wispa lol

Turbo
Nitro
Gemini
Schnapps
Maddox
Ace
Midnight (good name for yours seeing as he's black)
Minstral
Ronin
Napster
Dax
Jinx

[John]

My mate has a dalmation called cosworth.

[Spudly]

I wanted to call my kitten 'turbo' or 'ninja' as she just pops up like a large drinks spill lol


I was overruled and she is now called 'Ziva'



On second thought i think she shouldve been called asbo, theres a good one haha :p

[Jackroadkill]

Jeff. Close to Jess - ish!

[claire6069]

lmao at some of the names, wtf @ the limecat thing?! lol

jeff im afraid is a definite no no, was my ex's nickname, well one of his nicknames lol

napster is a good one and wispa is the name of one of my others lol

lol @ jack and my b*llock lol only you could think of that!!!

[Dar]

I wanted to call my kitten 'turbo' or 'ninja' as she just pops up like a large drinks spill lol


Ninja gets my vote. Love that!:cool:

[Andy]

i still think ceiling,as in ceiling cat............

[Sloth]

ceiling dar?

[ste porter]

i came up with loads of names but all got rejected but when we got it claire said to me you got it you have got to name it
funny that every surgestion i came up with got rejected lol

some good names there im thinking Oscar

[Sloth]

rio after your rio verde nova.

[ste porter]

thats a sore subject at the min mate im currently in mourning over her

[Sloth]

sorry man,my bad

[Spudly]

I still say fred lol

[Southie]

Retro pets.

/\/\/\ What's that an anagram of? :d

Obviously "retro" for a cats name though ;)

[brainsnova]

Retro pets.

/\/\/\ What's that an anagram of? :d

Obviously "retro" for a cats name though ;)

ste porter :d

[nova_saloon]

looks like a sidney

[Danny s-p]

call it vallver lol

[steviegsi]

Valver is a good one. How about comeer?

[BenCNova]

Noel Galllager - human names for pets ftw

[Benn]

Frank.

[Jack]

lol @ jack and my b*llock lol only you could think of that!!!
Seriously, I've wanted that name for a cat for years (Ok, previously it was bollocks which doesn't really work now, but still lol). I think I'm being overruled by Hayley though, as she wants Westwood - named after Tim of course - for when we eventually get a moggy.


Napster
Can't call it that. It will cost you nothing for years, then all of a sudden disappear, you'll get sued by the RIAA, and then said cat will reappear and be higly unpopular and cost you £5 every time you want to stroke it. lol


ceiling dar?
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/dar.jpg

[wwmnw]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/dar.jpg

lol:cry:lol:cry:lol:cry:lol

[saloonwoody]

vermin cos they all are lol

[claire6069]

lmao ceiling dar pic is so funny lol

southie - you have WAY too much time on your hands to realise that retro pets is an anagram of ste's name lol

and babe - im a woman, its my perrogative (sp) to say no :p :) lol

[Mike]

Dave. Perfic name for a hanimal.

[claire6069]

im surprised none of you have suggested the stig lol

[Mike]

Dave.

Good english name, in Hebrew meaning son of David Coulthard.

[mowgli]

keifer cat?

[claire6069]

lol no

[mowgli]

i'm only trying to help.... i don't even like cats!!!!

so whats your shortlist then?????

[Novasport]

We called ours Rooney, it was a while ago before Wayne though!
We named him after the sketch on Only Fools & Horses when Del buys Rodders a chunky gold identity bracelet with copper plate writing. His name is engraved Rooney by the dyslexic engraver.

[claire6069]

we've got jasper, oscar, sid and jack so far

hes still getting called kitty at the minute lol

lmao at the only fools and horses thing lol

[Mike]

Winston.

[Danny s-p]

go for sid

[claire6069]

lmao mike, have you said that coz you know thats my horses name lol

[saloonwoody]

we used to have a cat callen seamen ....... after the goal keeper lol

[Danny s-p]

wat about digs (digs a hole in your pocket)

[Southie]

Has this poor cat been named yet lol

Just call him "no name" lol people will probably think your shouting Norman anyway so it's not that mad a name lol

[mowgli]

'the cat with no name' does have a certain ring to it....

[claire6069]

we have decided to call it Jack :)

and when hes naughty, jack the b@stard lol

[Jack]

we have decided to call it Jack :)
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/4647/original/20080619-awesomehuge.jpg?1246591704




and when hes naughty, jack the b@stard lol
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_TEoGgTUqmXE/SfsBtJymxHI/AAAAAAAAjjc/jmsRxkXD8CA/s512/Awesome%20smilies%20-%20038.jpg

[Mike]

^ FLOL lol

[mowgli]

trouble with jacks is that they usually end up under a car

[Lee]

Jack is also the name of an utterly useless Bristol radio station.

[Jack]

trouble with jacks is that they usually end up under a car
Not this one :d

In fact, I call my actual Jack, my "Lee" LMFAO lol

[claire6069]

/\ lmao lol

jack has taken to waking me up at 3am when hes hungry, its really not appreciated lol

[tony k]

Call him blacky.

that was the name of my nans cat,not around no more lol i mean the cat

[tony k]

call it garrett as in the turbo
or cam after after camshaft
zippy
bungle

[claire6069]

lmao steve actualy has a mate whos nickname is zippy and his brothers nickname is bungle lol